No Masturbation for 1 year

Airhog · 10-04-2005, 10:34 PM

I turn 20 in 2 minutes. I masturbate a lot and don't want to masturbate any for a while.

I pledge to masturbate none in the next 1 year (until 11:59:59pm October 3, 2006).

If I break my pledge I have to post in this thread.

If I post in this thread that I've masturbated, please make me feel very, very bad and shameful.

Ironhead · 10-04-2005, 10:35 PM

Sounds like it's going to be a hard year.

WrongWay · 10-04-2005, 10:37 PM

Sound more like it is going to be a BLUE year.

WussGawd · 10-04-2005, 10:39 PM

Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts?

sabotai · 10-04-2005, 10:39 PM

At least you'll save some money by using less hot water.

Easy Mac · 10-04-2005, 10:41 PM

Save a tree, don't whack your wee.

Craptacular · 10-04-2005, 10:41 PM

Kramer: "I'm out!"

sabotai · 10-04-2005, 10:42 PM

But of course, a new problem arises in that the cat population in this country is going to increase dramatically.

Airhog · 10-04-2005, 10:45 PM

Well so much for that promise. I have poor self control

Lorena · 10-04-2005, 11:09 PM

Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting

Dutch · 10-04-2005, 11:13 PM

Yay!

DaddyTorgo · 10-04-2005, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dutch

Yay!

oh i am thinking of the kittens! I hate kittens!! die die die!!!

(and no that's not serious)

ThunderingHERD · 10-04-2005, 11:19 PM

The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post.

McSweeny · 10-04-2005, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post.

that's what i was expecting

Zippo · 10-04-2005, 11:43 PM

Have you seen the movie, "40 days and 40 nights"? Watch it and then tell us whether or not you want to keep your pledge.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 10-05-2005, 12:43 AM

Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game?

klayman · 10-05-2005, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CHEMICAL SOLDIER

Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game?

No. So don't post in this thread anymore.

Young Drachma · 10-05-2005, 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WussGawd

Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts?

You gotta the numbers somehow, right?

Young Drachma · 10-05-2005, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting

ROFL

Airhog · 10-05-2005, 06:46 AM

Why would Iwash my hands? My keyboard is filthy!

And where is all of the ridicule and shame? I have spilled my seed! Thats gotta get me one step closer to hell.

the_meanstrosity · 10-05-2005, 08:24 AM

OK, since nobody has said it yet...

Pics please.

Raiders Army · 10-05-2005, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_meanstrosity

OK, since nobody has said it yet...

Pics please.

My mind boggles at what you just posted.

the_meanstrosity · 10-05-2005, 08:31 AM

Hey...someone has to say it and why not me?!

HomerJSimpson · 10-05-2005, 10:05 AM

Your will is weakening.

Icy · 10-05-2005, 10:14 AM

If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.

Sublime 2 · 10-05-2005, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Icy

If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.

aka
"The Mysterious Stranger"

JeeberD · 10-05-2005, 10:45 AM

Worst. Vow. Ever.

bbor · 10-05-2005, 11:22 AM

What would i do with my spare time if i did'nt masterbate?

Talk to my wife????????

Egads!

CamEdwards · 10-05-2005, 11:45 AM

somehow i expected Flasch to be the one to start this thread.

MizzouRah · 10-05-2005, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Worst. Vow. Ever.

Ditto on that one.

10-04-2005, 10:39 PM	#4
WussGawd College Benchwarmer Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy	Why do I get the feeling this might be a longer thread after a year than those old threads people did just to jack up (pun sem-intentional) their post counts? __________________ "I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba Elect of the "Biggest Dumba of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke.

10-04-2005, 10:45 PM	#9
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Well so much for that promise. I have poor self control __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-04-2005, 11:19 PM	#13
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	The only way this parody thread could have possibly been funny is if you had posted a failure update seconds after your initial post. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

10-05-2005, 12:43 AM	#16
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Is this another re incarnation of that Thread Killer game? __________________ Toujour Pret

10-05-2005, 06:46 AM	#20
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Why would Iwash my hands? My keyboard is filthy! And where is all of the ridicule and shame? I have spilled my seed! Thats gotta get me one step closer to hell. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-04-2005, 10:35 PM	#2
Ironhead College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Barnegat, NJ	Sounds like it's going to be a hard year.

10-04-2005, 10:37 PM	#3
WrongWay Banned Join Date: Jan 2005	Sound more like it is going to be a BLUE year.

10-04-2005, 10:39 PM	#5
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	At least you'll save some money by using less hot water.

10-04-2005, 10:41 PM	#6
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Save a tree, don't whack your wee.

10-04-2005, 10:41 PM	#7
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	Kramer: "I'm out!"

10-04-2005, 10:42 PM	#8
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	But of course, a new problem arises in that the cat population in this country is going to increase dramatically.

10-04-2005, 11:09 PM	#10
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Just make sure you wash your hands before you start posting

10-04-2005, 11:13 PM	#11
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	Yay!

10-04-2005, 11:43 PM	#15
Zippo High School JV Join Date: Jan 2004	Have you seen the movie, "40 days and 40 nights"? Watch it and then tell us whether or not you want to keep your pledge.

10-05-2005, 08:24 AM	#21
the_meanstrosity College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002	OK, since nobody has said it yet... Pics please.

10-05-2005, 08:31 AM	#23
the_meanstrosity College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002	Hey...someone has to say it and why not me?!

10-05-2005, 10:05 AM	#24
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA	Your will is weakening. __________________ Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tommorow, don't bother coming in Monday, either. Homer: Who-hoo! Four day weekend!!

10-05-2005, 10:14 AM	#25
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	If you sit over your hand for 15 minutes until the blood pressure is almost zero, you will lose all the sensibility in your hand and it will be like another person doing it for you, that way you won't feel as guilty.

10-05-2005, 10:45 AM	#27
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Worst. Vow. Ever. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-05-2005, 11:22 AM	#28
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	What would i do with my spare time if i did'nt masterbate? Talk to my wife???????? Egads! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

10-05-2005, 11:45 AM	#29
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	somehow i expected Flasch to be the one to start this thread. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

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