Ping: Taco Bell workers

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 04:24 PM

What the hell part of 'NO onions' is so fucking hard to understand? You obviously understand the damn word well enough to deny English-speaking ability when you want retail customer service reps to cater to you.

Jesus Christ.

MrBug708 · 10-04-2005, 04:26 PM

Be a man and eat the onions. It'll put hair on your chest

Logan · 10-04-2005, 04:26 PM

This really cracked me up.

WSUCougar · 10-04-2005, 04:30 PM

I think around here you'd have better luck pinging...oh, say...Olive Garden workers.

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Be a man and eat the onions. It'll put hair on your chest

No room. The guys on the track team didn't nickname me "Wookie" in high school for nothing.

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I think around here you'd have better luck pinging...oh, say...Olive Garden workers.

If they don't speak english well enough to understand what "NO onions" means, they don't comprehend it well enough for me to give a fuck where I post it.

Neuqua · 10-04-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

No room. The guys on the track team didn't nickname me "Wookie" in high school for nothing.

no pix pls k thx

VPI97 · 10-04-2005, 04:35 PM

no cebollas

JeeberD · 10-04-2005, 04:35 PM

No doubt, I HATE when they put onions on my burritos when I tell them not to. It's one thing if a joint leaves them on a burger, you can take those off so easily. But those diced onions they but in the burritos? You gotta dig around in there for a half hour before you can get them all out...

WSUCougar · 10-04-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

If they don't speak english well enough to understand what "NO onions" means, they don't comprehend it well enough for me to give a fuck where I post it.

You're bitter, sir. Sit down please. Here, have this MegaOnion Chalupa gratis as our way of saying we're sorry.

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

No doubt, I HATE when they put onions on my burritos when I tell them not to. It's one thing if a joint leaves them on a burger, you can take those off so easily. But those diced onions they but in the burritos? You gotta dig around in there for a half hour before you can get them all out...

Greyroofoo · 10-04-2005, 05:44 PM

Perhaps you shouldn't go somewhere that pays workers minimum wage

Schmidty · 10-04-2005, 05:45 PM

People that complain about fast food workers are hilarious. They're fast food workers, what the fuck do you expect? If you want great service don't go to Taco Bell. When I go to a place like that, I automatically accept mistakes as part of the package (and price).

Tom E · 10-04-2005, 06:04 PM

I'd be more worried about Jose washing his hands after wiping his ass, then a few onionins

Joe · 10-04-2005, 06:12 PM

nothing is worse than burger king workers. last week i got a whopper in the drive through, and I ended up getting a burger on a bun without anything on it, no lettuce, tomatoes, etc etc. It was just the meat. What the fuck.

jbmagic · 10-04-2005, 06:45 PM

next time have them repeat the order back to you.

Galaxy · 10-04-2005, 06:53 PM

Reminds me a Capital One commerical.

Draft Dodger · 10-04-2005, 06:53 PM

the Taco Bell in my town has the distinction of being the worst Taco Bell in the galaxy. I rarely give them my business, mostly because it usually takes 30 minutes to get through the drive thru (as in 30 minutes AFTER placing the order) and the order is ALWAYS wrong. they always forget to put something in the bag, which isn't a big deal because I always check, but how hard can it be to just get a simple order right?

Daimyo · 10-04-2005, 07:02 PM

Chipolte is only like a $1 more...

Taco · 10-04-2005, 07:10 PM

Just thought I'd post here since this is a thread about Mexican food. I have nothing to say.

WSUCougar · 10-04-2005, 07:20 PM

I once ordered a "MexiMelt" as part of a drive-thru order, and noticed it wasn't included in the bag. So I told the pimple-faced clerk, "Hey, I'm missing the MexiMelt." He looked at me like I said, "Hey, I'm missing the en fuego dogshit taco" and then asked, "What's a MexiMelt." (no lie)

I said, "It's part of my order...it's an item on your menu."

And he said, "No it isn't."

And I said, "Yes, IT IS. Go look."

He returned, enlightened, with said MexiMelt.

Karlifornia · 10-04-2005, 08:21 PM

http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/1999/1118/177838.html

JimboJ · 10-04-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

What the hell part of 'NO onions' is so fucking hard to understand?

Apparently the "NO" part.

Does anyone else have the Taco Bell/KFC combo joints around them? They are the absolute worst. I went in there one night about 8:45, and there were two people working there. Two restaurants, two people! So after waiting in line for 20 minutes to place my order for chicken, I'm informed that the KFC part closes at 9:00. WTF?

After 9:00, they should change the name to NFC (No Fucking Chicken).

Karlifornia · 10-04-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by JimboJ

Apparently the "NO" part.

Does anyone else have the Taco Bell/KFC combo joints around them? They are the absolute worst. I went in there one night about 8:45, and there were two people working there. Two restaurants, two people! So after waiting in line for 20 minutes to place my order for chicken, I'm informed that the KFC part closes at 9:00. WTF?

After 9:00, they should change the name to NFC (No Fucking Chicken).

I like this, because it gives you infinite food combinations: Popcorn Chicken Double Decker....Honey BBQ dipped cinnamon twistys....6 piece nachos

Draft Dodger · 10-04-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JimboJ

Apparently the "NO" part.

Does anyone else have the Taco Bell/KFC combo joints around them? They are the absolute worst. I went in there one night about 8:45, and there were two people working there. Two restaurants, two people! So after waiting in line for 20 minutes to place my order for chicken, I'm informed that the KFC part closes at 9:00. WTF?

After 9:00, they should change the name to NFC (No Fucking Chicken).

yep, my Taco Bell (the previously mentioned Worst Taco Bell in the Galaxy) is one of these stupid combo thingies.

clintl · 10-04-2005, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by JimboJ

Apparently the "NO" part.

Does anyone else have the Taco Bell/KFC combo joints around them? They are the absolute worst. I went in there one night about 8:45, and there were two people working there. Two restaurants, two people! So after waiting in line for 20 minutes to place my order for chicken, I'm informed that the KFC part closes at 9:00. WTF?

After 9:00, they should change the name to NFC (No Fucking Chicken).

We don't have any of those around here that I know of, but there are KFC/A&W combo restaurants showing up around here.

Galaxy · 10-04-2005, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

http://espn.go.com/ncf/news/1999/1118/177838.html

WTF?

Pumpy Tudors · 10-04-2005, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

What the hell part of 'NO onions' is so fucking hard to understand? You obviously understand the damn word well enough to deny English-speaking ability when you want retail customer service reps to cater to you.

Well, it's your fault for not wanting onions.

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jbmagic

next time have them repeat the order back to you.

Would you believe they did repeat the order back, without me asking them to, and still fucked it up?

stevew · 10-04-2005, 11:19 PM

Around where i live, people died a few years ago cause of tainted green onions. Something about E-coli infected produce. Since then, no restaurants throw them on anything. If people were to die in southern california, than SackAttack could be onion free. Until then, forget the drive through, get out of the car and go inside.

SackAttack · 10-04-2005, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

If people were to die in southern california, than SackAttack could be onion free.

If they put onions on my burritos again, people WILL die.

jbmagic · 10-04-2005, 11:32 PM

Del Taco rules

RGunner · 10-04-2005, 11:41 PM

in fort worth area they have KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut...conveniently nicknamed KenTaco Hut....its the worst fast food place ive ever been to, the food is horrible, service is horrible and its just a horrible place to be altogether, although the combos of food is amazing if they cook it good, which is rare

MrBug708 · 10-05-2005, 12:25 AM

I went to Taco Bell yesterday actually and they gave me those wannabe churro's for free. Cinnamon Twists? Didn;t know if it was a promotion or what but I was already home when I saw it so I didnt worry about it. Didnt even eat them til they were cold anyhow

SackAttack · 10-05-2005, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

I went to Taco Bell yesterday actually and they gave me those wannabe churro's for free. Cinnamon Twists? Didn;t know if it was a promotion or what but I was already home when I saw it so I didnt worry about it. Didnt even eat them til they were cold anyhow

Yeah, when I got out of Shakespeare class at 10 pm, they were all that was open, so I swung by, and they gave me free Cinnamon Twists, too. And they got the fucking burritos right at 10 pm at night, so what's the issue at 2:30 in the afternoon?

Ragone · 10-05-2005, 05:07 AM

Make sure to specify you are with immigration when you pull up to the drive thru.. your service will be slow.. but perfect..

thetrilogy · 10-05-2005, 08:41 AM

My wife is so blonde she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

Raiders Army · 10-05-2005, 08:56 AM

There are a lot of funny posts in this thread.

Raiders Army · 10-05-2005, 08:56 AM

Dola,

And it's BK that says you can have it your way, not Taco Bell.

gottimd · 10-05-2005, 08:58 AM

The worst Taco bell in the galaxy???

Surely you can't be serious?

JeeberD · 10-05-2005, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

People that complain about fast food workers are hilarious. They're fast food workers, what the fuck do you expect? If you want great service don't go to Taco Bell. When I go to a place like that, I automatically accept mistakes as part of the package (and price).

Bullshit.

bbor · 10-05-2005, 11:20 AM

I don't care.

I don't care if they put onions on taco bell

I don't care if they don't wipe their hands after they shit and then make my food.

I don't care if refried beans is actually ground shit.

I don't care if they screw up my order.

I don't care if it take an hour to get my food.

I don't care if i sit on the shitter 3 hours the day after eating TB.

It is STILL the best food in the world!

SackAttack · 10-05-2005, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmidty

People that complain about fast food workers are hilarious. They're fast food workers, what the fuck do you expect? If you want great service don't go to Taco Bell. When I go to a place like that, I automatically accept mistakes as part of the package (and price).

Look, it's one thing if something gets into my order that I didn't order. It's quite another when something I specifically said "Do NOT put this in my order" gets in there. "No" is the most universal word on the planet. How the hell can you get that wrong?

I'm not expecting a waiter to come out with a little white towel on his arm and a French accent.

I AM expecting that if I place a simple order like "Two burritos, no onions," that you can get it right.

10-04-2005, 04:30 PM	#4
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10-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#8
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10-04-2005, 04:35 PM	#9
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	No doubt, I HATE when they put onions on my burritos when I tell them not to. It's one thing if a joint leaves them on a burger, you can take those off so easily. But those diced onions they but in the burritos? You gotta dig around in there for a half hour before you can get them all out... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

10-04-2005, 05:45 PM	#13
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	People that complain about fast food workers are hilarious. They're fast food workers, what the fuck do you expect? If you want great service don't go to Taco Bell. When I go to a place like that, I automatically accept mistakes as part of the package (and price). __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

10-04-2005, 06:04 PM	#14
Tom E H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Livermore, CA	I'd be more worried about Jose washing his hands after wiping his ass, then a few onionins __________________ Be Polite Be Proffesional And Be Ready to Kill... I'll Never Forget What's Her Name... A Democrat is Somebody who Knows the Issues, a Republican is Somebody who Understands the Issues...

10-04-2005, 04:26 PM	#2
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Be a man and eat the onions. It'll put hair on your chest

10-04-2005, 04:26 PM	#3
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	This really cracked me up.

10-04-2005, 05:44 PM	#12
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Perhaps you shouldn't go somewhere that pays workers minimum wage

10-04-2005, 06:12 PM	#15
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	nothing is worse than burger king workers. last week i got a whopper in the drive through, and I ended up getting a burger on a bun without anything on it, no lettuce, tomatoes, etc etc. It was just the meat. What the fuck.

10-04-2005, 06:45 PM	#16
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	next time have them repeat the order back to you.

10-04-2005, 06:53 PM	#17
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	Reminds me a Capital One commerical.

10-04-2005, 06:53 PM	#18
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	the Taco Bell in my town has the distinction of being the worst Taco Bell in the galaxy. I rarely give them my business, mostly because it usually takes 30 minutes to get through the drive thru (as in 30 minutes AFTER placing the order) and the order is ALWAYS wrong. they always forget to put something in the bag, which isn't a big deal because I always check, but how hard can it be to just get a simple order right? __________________ Mile High Hockey

10-04-2005, 07:02 PM	#19
Daimyo College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkeley	Chipolte is only like a $1 more...

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10-04-2005, 07:20 PM	#21
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I once ordered a "MexiMelt" as part of a drive-thru order, and noticed it wasn't included in the bag. So I told the pimple-faced clerk, "Hey, I'm missing the MexiMelt." He looked at me like I said, "Hey, I'm missing the en fuego dogshit taco" and then asked, "What's a MexiMelt." (no lie) I said, "It's part of my order...it's an item on your menu." And he said, "No it isn't." And I said, "Yes, IT IS. Go look." He returned, enlightened, with said MexiMelt. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

10-04-2005, 08:21 PM	#22
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10-04-2005, 11:19 PM	#30
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Around where i live, people died a few years ago cause of tainted green onions. Something about E-coli infected produce. Since then, no restaurants throw them on anything. If people were to die in southern california, than SackAttack could be onion free. Until then, forget the drive through, get out of the car and go inside.

10-04-2005, 11:32 PM	#32
jbmagic Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2004	Del Taco rules

10-04-2005, 11:41 PM	#33
RGunner High School JV Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Fort Worth, Texas	in fort worth area they have KFC/Taco Bell/Pizza Hut...conveniently nicknamed KenTaco Hut....its the worst fast food place ive ever been to, the food is horrible, service is horrible and its just a horrible place to be altogether, although the combos of food is amazing if they cook it good, which is rare

10-05-2005, 12:25 AM	#34
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	I went to Taco Bell yesterday actually and they gave me those wannabe churro's for free. Cinnamon Twists? Didn;t know if it was a promotion or what but I was already home when I saw it so I didnt worry about it. Didnt even eat them til they were cold anyhow

10-05-2005, 05:07 AM	#36
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	Make sure to specify you are with immigration when you pull up to the drive thru.. your service will be slow.. but perfect..

10-05-2005, 08:41 AM	#37
thetrilogy Mascot Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio	My wife is so blonde she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

10-05-2005, 08:56 AM	#38
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	There are a lot of funny posts in this thread.

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10-05-2005, 11:20 AM	#42
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I don't care. I don't care if they put onions on taco bell I don't care if they don't wipe their hands after they shit and then make my food. I don't care if refried beans is actually ground shit. I don't care if they screw up my order. I don't care if it take an hour to get my food. I don't care if i sit on the shitter 3 hours the day after eating TB. It is STILL the best food in the world! __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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