09-27-2005, 06:47 AM | #1 | ||
Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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I love being a woman sometimes...
This guy asked me out last December. I said accepted, but found out he was wierd and backed out. Luckily he never asked me again.
Now he is in one of my classes. I tried to avoid him, but it would have been a bit rude to not say hi. I thought I might have a bit of fun with him, so I told him I broke up with my boyfriend. Then I told him how I thought I was gaining weight. I just used that as an excuse to show off my tight ass, and flat stomach. I could see the tent forming in his pants... Im so glad I did that. God how I love being a woman
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09-27-2005, 06:58 AM | #2 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rennes, France
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bleh, I always assumed ou were a man...
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09-27-2005, 06:59 AM | #3 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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I never knew you were a woman. You do come off as a bit effeminate, but I just thought thats because you were gay. Learn something new every day.
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09-27-2005, 07:01 AM | #4 |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Minneapolis
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dola: yes i know its a parody post
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