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digamma · 09-23-2005, 12:00 PM

some haikus for you...

Lightning strikes Blacksburg
Ball, Johnson, P.J. play through
Corso needs a ride

Humes, Imoh and Vick
Enough to make a Jackets sick
Uh uh, Ball gets well

Thanksgiving turkey
comes early this Ball season
Johnson roasts Williams

Ever tried roasted
Hokie, it's like turkey, but
without the testes.

VPI97 · 09-23-2005, 12:19 PM

Remember last year?
We've only gotten better.
Hokies win. Book it.

KWhit · 09-23-2005, 12:23 PM

Reggie Ball's not good.
Throwing ball away. Fourth down.
Running out endzone.

HomerJSimpson · 09-23-2005, 12:26 PM

There once was a quarterback from Dekalb,
Whose accuracy wasn't all that fab,
He threw into doubles
Burst his teams bubbles
Again and again and again

VPI97 · 09-23-2005, 12:35 PM

After tomorrow afternoon's brawl
The Hokies will stand tall
What makes the offense tick
Is their mighty Vick
And no one likes having a hurt Ball.

digamma · 09-23-2005, 12:49 PM

There once was a Hokie named Vick,
who like his brother, thought with his dick.
It was young girls he liked;
it was their drinks he spiked.
And on the football field he threw picks.

sovereignstar · 09-23-2005, 12:57 PM

Haikus I wave to
Microwaved pizza in hand
I wave with pizza

WSUCougar · 09-23-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

There once was a Hokie named Vick,
who like his brother, thought with his dick.
It was young girls he liked;
it was their drinks he spiked.
And on the football field he threw picks.

The current leader in the club house.

sovereignstar · 09-23-2005, 01:09 PM

Too much sauce on crust
Leads to overwhelming lust
Find old sock I must

VPI97 · 09-23-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

The current leader in the club house.

No offense, but I don't really care for child molestation jokes.

digamma · 09-23-2005, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VPI97

No offense, but I don't really care for child molestation jokes.

It was a providing alcolhol to minors misdemeanor joke.

rkmsuf · 09-23-2005, 01:24 PM

How about molesting collies? What's your stance on that?

HomerJSimpson · 09-23-2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

How about molesting collies? What's your stance on that?

Hey! She was asking for it!

digamma · 09-25-2005, 09:08 AM

Ev'rything went wrong.
Spiraling out of control.
And V. Tech is great.

gstelmack · 09-25-2005, 09:10 AM

Sure makes me feel better about how NC State played VaTech. Of course right now it looks like State won't win an ACC game (except maybe against Duke), but will instead lose by a TD or less to pretty much everybody...

WSUCougar · 09-25-2005, 09:11 AM

Hokie Hokie Hokie
Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie
Hokie Hokie

cthomer5000 · 09-25-2005, 11:15 AM

Mexico's Brother
Kick Blockin', Run Stoppin' D
National Title?

Anthony · 09-25-2005, 11:59 AM

These haikus are lame
They simply aren't funny
Now I will jack off

Ben E Lou · 09-25-2005, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerJSimpson

There once was a quarterback from Dekalb,
Whose accuracy wasn't all that fab,
He threw into doubles
Burst his teams bubbles
Again and again and again

You are the wind that
Will forever be beneath
My wings as I fly

sovereignstar · 09-25-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

These haikus are lame
They simply aren't funny
Now I will jack off

5-6-5

You suck.

Ben E Lou · 09-25-2005, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

5-6-5

You suck.

Did you go to the Reggie Ball School Of Counting?

RPI-Fan · 09-25-2005, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

You are the wind that
Will forever be beneath
My wings as I fly

No rednecks allowed
Football may not be forté
Know what forté means

me = the suck

~rpi-fan

sovereignstar · 09-25-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Did you go to the Reggie Ball School Of Counting?

These = 1
Haikus = 2
Are = 1
Lame = 1

They = 1
Simply = 2
Aren't = 1
Funny = 2

Now = 1
I = 1
Will = 1
Jack = 1
Off = 1

1+2+1+1=5
1+2+1+2=6
1+1+1+1+1=5

cthomer5000 · 09-25-2005, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Did you go to the Reggie Ball School Of Counting?

aren't is 1 syllable.

QuikSand · 09-25-2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RPI-Fan

No rednecks allowed
Football may not be forté
Know what forté means

Properly speaking
Using the word forte like this
Makes one syllable

Toddzilla · 09-25-2005, 07:46 PM

It was a close game
Well, right up until kickoff
Exterminated

Toddzilla · 09-25-2005, 07:47 PM

Next week will be fun
Hokies win by six touchdowns
The couches are safe

digamma · 09-25-2005, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

It was a close game
Well, right up until kickoff
Exterminated

To be fair, it was
close until the blocked field goal
then all hell broke loose.

VPI97 · 09-25-2005, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toddzilla

Next week will be fun
Hokies win by six touchdowns
The couches are safe

Winner.

Ben E Lou · 09-25-2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

aren't is 1 syllable.

Heh. Interesting. Where I grew up, "boy" is two syllables.

Anthony · 09-25-2005, 09:26 PM

What's considered cool?
Fussing over syllables
Internet geeks aren't

cthomer5000 · 09-25-2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Atlantic

What's considered cool?
Fussing over syllables
Internet geeks aren't

take my ball and leave
then rename myself coolroy
cry and leave again

WSUCougar · 09-25-2005, 09:35 PM

Do you come from the Tech down under?
Where women blow, and teams blunder.

Celeval · 09-25-2005, 09:47 PM

Hokie D looks good
Calvin Johnson makes great catch
Wish Ball was healthy

Meet in title game?
Hokies in same conference.
In six weeks, go Canes.

[edited]

Damn it. How many
syllables is that damn word
conference? Two? Three.

Anthony · 09-25-2005, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthomer5000

take my ball and leave
then rename myself coolroy
cry and leave again

I want to get props
I have won championships
All cause of sliders

09-23-2005, 12:19 PM	#2
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	Remember last year? We've only gotten better. Hokies win. Book it. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

09-23-2005, 12:26 PM	#4
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA	There once was a quarterback from Dekalb, Whose accuracy wasn't all that fab, He threw into doubles Burst his teams bubbles Again and again and again __________________ Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tommorow, don't bother coming in Monday, either. Homer: Who-hoo! Four day weekend!!

09-23-2005, 12:35 PM	#5
VPI97 Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Kennesaw, GA	After tomorrow afternoon's brawl The Hokies will stand tall What makes the offense tick Is their mighty Vick And no one likes having a hurt Ball. __________________ CT & Jivin - "Surprisingly Entertaining"

09-23-2005, 01:24 PM	#12
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	How about molesting collies? What's your stance on that? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-25-2005, 09:10 AM	#15
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	Sure makes me feel better about how NC State played VaTech. Of course right now it looks like State won't win an ACC game (except maybe against Duke), but will instead lose by a TD or less to pretty much everybody... __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

09-23-2005, 12:23 PM	#3
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Reggie Ball's not good. Throwing ball away. Fourth down. Running out endzone.

09-23-2005, 12:49 PM	#6
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	There once was a Hokie named Vick, who like his brother, thought with his dick. It was young girls he liked; it was their drinks he spiked. And on the football field he threw picks.

09-23-2005, 12:57 PM	#7
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Haikus I wave to Microwaved pizza in hand I wave with pizza

09-23-2005, 01:09 PM	#9
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	Too much sauce on crust Leads to overwhelming lust Find old sock I must

09-25-2005, 09:08 AM	#14
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Ev'rything went wrong. Spiraling out of control. And V. Tech is great.

09-25-2005, 09:11 AM	#16
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie Hokie __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-25-2005, 11:59 AM	#18
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	These haikus are lame They simply aren't funny Now I will jack off

09-25-2005, 07:46 PM	#26
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	It was a close game Well, right up until kickoff Exterminated

09-25-2005, 07:47 PM	#27
Toddzilla Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burke, VA	Next week will be fun Hokies win by six touchdowns The couches are safe

09-25-2005, 09:26 PM	#31
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	What's considered cool? Fussing over syllables Internet geeks aren't

09-25-2005, 09:35 PM	#33
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Do you come from the Tech down under? Where women blow, and teams blunder. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-25-2005, 09:47 PM	#34
Celeval Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cary, NC, USA	Hokie D looks good Calvin Johnson makes great catch Wish Ball was healthy Meet in title game? Hokies in same conference. In six weeks, go Canes. [edited] Damn it. How many syllables is that damn word conference? Two? Three. Last edited by Celeval : 09-25-2005 at 09:51 PM.

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