Caption contest

MJ4H · 09-20-2005, 09:04 PM

My entry (actually a friend's, not mine, but I laughed):

"It's just impossible to smile for a picture when you are so hungry that your balls hurt."

sovereignstar · 09-20-2005, 09:08 PM

If you ain't got a sweater, then get the fuck out of our club!

Tasan · 09-20-2005, 09:13 PM

HAND CHECK!

Chubby · 09-20-2005, 09:21 PM

Three giant heads are always better than one small head.

Dutch · 09-20-2005, 09:26 PM

"You gotta have computer hacking skills to hang with us. Now get out."

Solecismic · 09-20-2005, 09:30 PM

"Safety Goggles? Check. Protective Cups? Check. Okay kids, we're ready for a generous helping of mom's tuna casserole."

Kozure · 09-20-2005, 09:31 PM

The first fully cloned brothers. Doctors are still puzzled how the youngest (second from left) still has 20/20 vision.

CraigSca · 09-20-2005, 09:36 PM

As Aunt Margaret snaps the picture, Winston is horrified to find he is the only one not wearing glasses. Slowly, a smile emerges as he silently vows to buy that Chess King sweater he's been eyeing at the mall. Yes...next year I'll fit in...next year I'll make them all pay....

sachmo71 · 09-20-2005, 09:39 PM

"No, we are not aware of a rotting flesh smell wafting from our basement. Would you place this lotion on your skin, please?"

vtbub · 09-20-2005, 09:43 PM

"What is Revenge of the Nerds V, Alex?"

mhass · 09-20-2005, 09:47 PM

"Can you believe people wear anything but gray sweaters? The chicks are probably on their way."

ThunderingHERD · 09-20-2005, 11:29 PM

Izulde (far left) and fraternity brothers enjoy the first big mixer of the year.

WSUCougar · 09-21-2005, 01:00 AM

Dungeons and Dragons: The Morning After

Neon_Chaos · 09-21-2005, 01:37 AM

"Welcome to 'Guess who finally gets laid today!"

timmynausea · 09-21-2005, 01:51 AM

"There were some awkward moments to be sure, but on the whole I feel like our first NAMBLA meeting here in Blacksburg was a success."

jackyl · 09-21-2005, 02:00 AM

It's the Microsoft Longhorn release party!

Karlifornia · 09-21-2005, 02:45 AM

FOFCers Anonymous

rkmsuf · 09-21-2005, 10:07 AM

I'll bring the chloroform, you bring the rag.

WSUCougar · 09-21-2005, 10:09 AM

"Smile if you just cut a turkey fart."

HomerJSimpson · 09-21-2005, 10:10 AM

Why is the Dungeon Master always late?

sachmo71 · 09-21-2005, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RadioFriendlyUnitShifter

FOFCers Anonymous

winner!

Raven Hawk · 09-21-2005, 10:13 AM

"I'd now like to commence the meeting of the Future Accountants of America. Ira, will you please start by reading the minutes from our last meeting."

Raiders Army · 09-21-2005, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

"Guess who's the female in the picture."

Kodos · 09-21-2005, 10:16 AM

"Do you like parties?"
"Yeah."
"We could invite all of our friends and have soda and pie!"
"Yeah!"
"I sure hope no bad people come."

rkmsuf · 09-21-2005, 10:17 AM

I like to call this piece:

"Alpha Nerd"

It's obvious who runs sh*t over there.

Neon_Chaos · 09-21-2005, 10:38 AM

"WHICH ONE'S THE WEREWOLF?"

09-20-2005, 09:13 PM	#3
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	HAND CHECK! __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty

09-20-2005, 09:36 PM	#8
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	As Aunt Margaret snaps the picture, Winston is horrified to find he is the only one not wearing glasses. Slowly, a smile emerges as he silently vows to buy that Chess King sweater he's been eyeing at the mall. Yes...next year I'll fit in...next year I'll make them all pay.... __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? Last edited by CraigSca : 09-20-2005 at 09:37 PM.

09-20-2005, 09:43 PM	#10
vtbub College Starter Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Burlington, VT USA	"What is Revenge of the Nerds V, Alex?" __________________

09-20-2005, 09:47 PM	#11
mhass High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here	"Can you believe people wear anything but gray sweaters? The chicks are probably on their way." __________________ Now while I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. - H.J.S.

09-20-2005, 11:29 PM	#12
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	Izulde (far left) and fraternity brothers enjoy the first big mixer of the year. __________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

09-20-2005, 09:08 PM	#2
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	If you ain't got a sweater, then get the fuck out of our club!

09-20-2005, 09:21 PM	#4
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	Three giant heads are always better than one small head.

09-20-2005, 09:26 PM	#5
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	"You gotta have computer hacking skills to hang with us. Now get out."

09-20-2005, 09:30 PM	#6
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	"Safety Goggles? Check. Protective Cups? Check. Okay kids, we're ready for a generous helping of mom's tuna casserole."

09-20-2005, 09:31 PM	#7
Kozure High School JV Join Date: Apr 2004	The first fully cloned brothers. Doctors are still puzzled how the youngest (second from left) still has 20/20 vision.

09-20-2005, 09:39 PM	#9
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	"No, we are not aware of a rotting flesh smell wafting from our basement. Would you place this lotion on your skin, please?"

09-21-2005, 01:00 AM	#13
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Dungeons and Dragons: The Morning After __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-21-2005, 01:37 AM	#14
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"Welcome to 'Guess who finally gets laid today!" __________________ Come and see.

09-21-2005, 01:51 AM	#15
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	"There were some awkward moments to be sure, but on the whole I feel like our first NAMBLA meeting here in Blacksburg was a success."

09-21-2005, 02:00 AM	#16
jackyl H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Apr 2005	It's the Microsoft Longhorn release party!

09-21-2005, 02:45 AM	#17
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	FOFCers Anonymous __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

09-21-2005, 10:07 AM	#18
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'll bring the chloroform, you bring the rag. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-21-2005, 10:09 AM	#19
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	"Smile if you just cut a turkey fart." __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

09-21-2005, 10:10 AM	#20
HomerJSimpson College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Springfield, USA	Why is the Dungeon Master always late? __________________ Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tommorow, don't bother coming in Monday, either. Homer: Who-hoo! Four day weekend!!

09-21-2005, 10:13 AM	#22
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	"I'd now like to commence the meeting of the Future Accountants of America. Ira, will you please start by reading the minutes from our last meeting." __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

09-21-2005, 10:16 AM	#24
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	"Do you like parties?" "Yeah." "We could invite all of our friends and have soda and pie!" "Yeah!" "I sure hope no bad people come."

09-21-2005, 10:17 AM	#25
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I like to call this piece: "Alpha Nerd" It's obvious who runs sh*t over there. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

09-21-2005, 10:38 AM	#26
Neon_Chaos Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Parañaque, Philippines	"WHICH ONE'S THE WEREWOLF?" __________________ Come and see.

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