She's available!

bamcgee · 04-03-2003, 03:24 PM

Jennifer Garner is single again!

While I'm not one to trounce on another man's misfortune, I would just like to say, "Scott Foley, thank you. " and "What the hell were you thinking?"

Now, where is she so I can ask her out? Every good break up needs a rebound.

http://sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/

Bee · 04-03-2003, 03:26 PM

Looks like Blackie can move right in...

Anrhydeddu · 04-03-2003, 03:37 PM

Never seen her before but I took a look at a few pix of her. She has a nice face (if a little too thin and boney), really nice hair and eyes but...those lips are the ugliest looking things this side of Julia Roberts. Really distracts from the face. But at least she probably has a better walk than Roberts.

Ksyrup · 04-03-2003, 03:47 PM

I don't see what's so hot about her. For the first season of Alias, which we didn't watch, my wife and I were sure she was the same chick who plays on CSI. The ugly one. Nice body, but I'm not too fond of the face.

Lazy Eye · 04-03-2003, 03:51 PM

Butter Face

Draft Dodger · 04-03-2003, 03:57 PM

I think Kysrup and Buc..er..hydedu, two of our most prolific members...need to be BOOTED OUT.

Draft Dodger · 04-03-2003, 03:58 PM

just saw the next news story - Reese Witherspoon is pregnant again.

I don't know why that depresses me. But it does.

Anrhydeddu · 04-03-2003, 04:10 PM

Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)
Reese Witherspoon (way, way too much gum)
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)
Jennifer Garner (the best of the bunch but still with ugly lips)

heybrad · 04-03-2003, 04:11 PM

I'd still do her in the butt.

SplitPersonality1 · 04-03-2003, 04:34 PM

uh heybrad

Edit: Why does my one and only "heybrad" have to come on the heels of "I'd still do her in the butt"

:sigh:

Buzzbee · 04-03-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu

Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)

Bet you wouldn't think those lips were ugly if they were wrapped around your little johnson.

WSUCougar · 04-03-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)

Dem's fightin' words, Muchacho!

detroit_fan · 04-03-2003, 04:42 PM

lips? You don't like her lips...

Anrhydeddu · 04-03-2003, 04:43 PM

No wonder she gets the good roles, probably the only place for her (not with me though, that ain't allowed).

Anrhydeddu · 04-03-2003, 05:01 PM

Coug, we've been around this before.

Rule #1: Blondes (esp. with the complexion of Casper) should not be wearing Bozo the Clown makeup.

Rule #2: No one should go out in public looking like this.

or like this

Swaggs · 04-03-2003, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Anrhydeddu
Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities:
Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood)
Reese Witherspoon (way, way too much gum)
Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike)
Jennifer Garner (the best of the bunch but still with ugly lips)

This is so right on.

Pyser · 04-03-2003, 06:56 PM

you guys are crazy. garner is hot as hell, kidman is a classic beauty, and roberts is funny looking when you look at each feature individually, but it all works when you look at her as a whole.

reese can get knocked up as many times as she wants. she was good in overnight delivery though.

Craptacular · 04-03-2003, 07:10 PM

There was a poll on Page 2 (?) the other day when this story broke. It asked who should she date next? At the time I saw it, the results showed about 75% for "me".

tucker342 · 04-03-2003, 07:22 PM

Witherspoon, and Garner are hot, the other two are okay.

Neuqua · 04-03-2003, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Craptacular
There was a poll on Page 2 (?) the other day when this story broke. It asked who should she date next? At the time I saw it, the results showed about 75% for "me".

Craptacular was an option? You would think they'd vote for themselves. I'm just way too out of touch with reality these days.

Neuqua

Easy Mac · 04-03-2003, 08:54 PM

There is a reason God invented doggystyle.

Abe Sargent · 04-04-2003, 01:03 AM

Went to High School with her. Nothing that special, to be honest. Nice, a bit ditzy, athletic, definately a prep and hung out with the prep crowd. Sometimes acted like she was a bit better than others.

-Anxiety

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 04-04-2003, 11:32 AM

Hmmm...looks like its time for Chem to move in on her and make some chemistry .

Fritz · 04-04-2003, 11:38 AM

SAVE THE COLOSSAL SQUID!

04-03-2003, 03:37 PM	#3
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Never seen her before but I took a look at a few pix of her. She has a nice face (if a little too thin and boney), really nice hair and eyes but...those lips are the ugliest looking things this side of Julia Roberts. Really distracts from the face. But at least she probably has a better walk than Roberts. Last edited by Anrhydeddu : 04-03-2003 at 03:38 PM.

04-03-2003, 03:47 PM	#4
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	I don't see what's so hot about her. For the first season of Alias, which we didn't watch, my wife and I were sure she was the same chick who plays on CSI. The ugly one. Nice body, but I'm not too fond of the face. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-03-2003, 03:57 PM	#6
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I think Kysrup and Buc..er..hydedu, two of our most prolific members...need to be BOOTED OUT. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-03-2003, 03:58 PM	#7
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	just saw the next news story - Reese Witherspoon is pregnant again. I don't know why that depresses me. But it does. __________________ Mile High Hockey

04-03-2003, 04:34 PM	#10
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	uh heybrad Edit: Why does my one and only "heybrad" have to come on the heels of "I'd still do her in the butt" :sigh: Last edited by SplitPersonality1 : 04-03-2003 at 04:35 PM.

04-03-2003, 03:26 PM	#2
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Looks like Blackie can move right in...

04-03-2003, 03:51 PM	#5
Lazy Eye n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	Butter Face

04-03-2003, 04:10 PM	#8
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Now if someone would to mention Nicole Kidman in this thread, then we would complete the foursome of the most ugliest "beautiful woman/hot chick" celebrities: Julia Roberts (ugliest lips and walk in Hollywood) Reese Witherspoon (way, way too much gum) Nicole Kidman (ultimate pasty-face blonde or Casper-lookalike) Jennifer Garner (the best of the bunch but still with ugly lips)

04-03-2003, 04:11 PM	#9
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	I'd still do her in the butt.

04-03-2003, 04:42 PM	#13
detroit_fan H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fayetteville, AR	lips? You don't like her lips... __________________ heck is where people who don't believe in gosh go.

04-03-2003, 04:43 PM	#14
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	No wonder she gets the good roles, probably the only place for her (not with me though, that ain't allowed).

04-03-2003, 05:01 PM	#15
Anrhydeddu Resident Curmudgeon Join Date: Oct 2002	Coug, we've been around this before. Rule #1: Blondes (esp. with the complexion of Casper) should not be wearing Bozo the Clown makeup. Rule #2: No one should go out in public looking like this. or like this Last edited by Anrhydeddu : 04-03-2003 at 05:02 PM.

04-03-2003, 06:56 PM	#17
Pyser Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Los Angeles	you guys are crazy. garner is hot as hell, kidman is a classic beauty, and roberts is funny looking when you look at each feature individually, but it all works when you look at her as a whole. reese can get knocked up as many times as she wants. she was good in overnight delivery though.

04-03-2003, 07:10 PM	#18
Craptacular College Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Mad City, WI	There was a poll on Page 2 (?) the other day when this story broke. It asked who should she date next? At the time I saw it, the results showed about 75% for "me".

04-03-2003, 07:22 PM	#19
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Witherspoon, and Garner are hot, the other two are okay.

04-03-2003, 08:54 PM	#21
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	There is a reason God invented doggystyle.

04-04-2003, 01:03 AM	#22
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Went to High School with her. Nothing that special, to be honest. Nice, a bit ditzy, athletic, definately a prep and hung out with the prep crowd. Sometimes acted like she was a bit better than others. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-04-2003, 11:32 AM	#23
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Hmmm...looks like its time for Chem to move in on her and make some chemistry . __________________ Toujour Pret

04-04-2003, 11:38 AM	#24
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	SAVE THE COLOSSAL SQUID! __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

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