Need a good excuse for large forehead gash (or: I an titaly f"ed upo right now)

[ThunderingHERD]

So I get off work tonight at midnight. Head up to the bar to meet my brother cause his ex-girlfriend was suppossed to be in town, hanging out. Well, she's not there when I get there, but he's sittin there pretty drunk. So we have a few pitchers and head home at around 2am. I live about a half mile from the bar so we're just walking to my place. Brother is obnoxiously drunk by this point, and gets the idea that he's going to jump in the grocery store dumpster that we're walking by to look for some food.

A few minutes pass, and he's trying to climb out. He's so drunk that he can't balance well enough to make it. I tell him just to try to fall out as best he can and I'll catch him if he's off. So he falls out head first, splitting my forehead wide open with his eye socket.

I have to be at work at 10 am tommorow. My head is still bleeding even though I've held pressure on it for hours. I should go to the emergency room for stitches, but that ain't gonna happen. It wasn't a good night.

[Suicane75]

Just tell em a buddy was getting threatening phone calls at work so you went over there to see what was up. When you showed up a group of 8 hooligans were destroying his car. You waited till another friend showed with a pipe and then the 3 of the proceeded to rumble with the hooligans. You guys came out on top but you suffered a pretty nasty gash.

[korme]

Tell them the guy that sold you Jerry Garcia in a pouch was a sneaky bastard, and clocked you and stole Jerry back.

[timmynausea]

Same story minus the alcohol and your brother climbed into the dumpster to save a cat.

[WrongWay]

Originally Posted by timmynausea

Same story minus the alcohol and your brother climbed into the dumpster to save a cat.

I like this one.

Always try to make your lies as close to the truth as possible.

And, Why in world are you not going to go to the Doctor?

[miked]

Why would you look in a dumpster for food? Costanza?

[JonInMiddleGA]

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[kcchief19]

The truth is your best option. If you have a gash on your forehead that likely requires stitches but you're not going to some reason, everyone will fixate on that and assume that if were stupid enought not to have a doctor take a look at it that you probably did something stupid while drunk.

The truth makes you look better. Otherwise, they'll assume you were the one in the dumpster.

[ice4277]

Quit work and continue drinking.

[cthomer5000]

Originally Posted by miked

Why would you look in a dumpster for food? Costanza?

Yeah, am i the only one who went "WHAT?!" when i got to that part of the story?

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[Fonzie]

Two things:

1) your brother should be punched in the throat for jumping into a dumpster to look for food;

2) you should have your cut examined. At the very least, get your hands on some Bactine.

[Swaggs]

The combination of the trash dumpster and the open wound would make me a little nervous.

[MJ4H]

Please be speaking only english not from japanese for first posting in forum and also no drunk. If first question makes only one saying then please be kind to ancestors of message arena and pay first attention to rules please for first forbearance. It is greatly appreciated that this kindness is extended to all ancestors.