07-20-2005, 11:36 AM | #1 | ||
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How Many Five Year-Olds...
Taken from another board I frequent - this question fascinates me...
The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once? The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects. - You are not allowed to touch a wall. - When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out." - I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans. - The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training. - There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup. - The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.
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07-20-2005, 11:37 AM | #2 |
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groundhog day
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07-20-2005, 11:38 AM | #3 | |
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yeah....
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07-20-2005, 11:38 AM | #4 |
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07-20-2005, 11:39 AM | #5 |
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07-20-2005, 11:52 AM | #7 |
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Dammit.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
07-20-2005, 11:52 AM | #8 |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
07-20-2005, 11:55 AM | #9 |
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So I guess Subby Time is four months behind Greenwich Mean?
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07-20-2005, 11:56 AM | #10 | |
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07-20-2005, 12:02 PM | #11 |
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Subby = teh suck
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07-20-2005, 12:03 PM | #12 | |
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It was from January. I suck for assuming we hadn't already discussed how to pwn a gaggle of five year-olds. Did someone already discuss the strategy where you knock one out, pick them up by the ankles, and swing them around as a weapon? That one rules.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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07-20-2005, 12:09 PM | #13 |
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I think the best one was that I'm so little I can hide amongst them, and they don't know I'm the enemy so they start taking each other out.
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07-20-2005, 04:17 PM | #16 |
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The first thread on this subject is my all-time favorite thread on here.
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07-20-2005, 04:24 PM | #17 |
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I was thinking about trying out a game I've seen on other sites. Its called Werewolf.
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