Porta Potty Peeper

[rkmsuf]

I think it's safe to say I've heard everything now.

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Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank
Teenager Reports Seeing Man's Face In Toilet

POSTED: 4:56 pm EDT June 28, 2005
UPDATED: 6:05 pm EDT June 28, 2005

ALBANY, N.H. -- A man is facing charges after police said they pulled him from a tank under a women's toilet that was filled with human waste.


Man Apparently Entered Tank Through Toilet


Police said that Gary Moody, 45, was under a log cabin outhouse off the Kancamagas Highway in Albany.

"You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered," said Capt. John Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department.

Police said that they got a call from the parents of a teenage girl who said that when she went to use the facilities, she saw Moody's face staring back at her from the hole.

Moody was hosed off before police cuffed him.

"It's a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him," Hebert said. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material."

Hikers using the outhouse on Tuesday said that the story was enough to make their stomachs turn.

"He just must be sick to put yourself in that muck. Disgusting," said Harriett Voysey, of New Jersey.

Police said they don't know how long Moody was in the tank, but they said the door to it was locked, which means he must have gone in through the toilet. They said they don't know why he was there.

"I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation," Hebert said.

Police charged Moody with criminal trespass, and they said he could face more charges. He is out on bail and due back in court next month.

hxxp://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4662061/detail.html

[Fonzie]

The mind boggles.

[Suicane75]

It saddens me that as forward and progressive thinking as this world has become, theres still such a stigma attached to simply asking teenage girls if they would pee on you. Until that day arrives, godspeed to you Mr. Moody, godspeed.

[GreenMonster]

I heard he forgot his flashlight, so the view wasn't as good as previously thought.

[CraigSca]

Innocent until proven guilty.

[Suicane75]

Moody rhymes with Doody, hehehe.

[scooper]

We've found the secret location of FOFC's penalty box!

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by scooper

We've found the secret location of FOFC's penalty box!

ha!

[gottimd]

[Lathum]

I hope Jeebs enjoyed New Hampshire

[terpkristin]

Curiosity and boredom got the best of me as I decided to click the link into this thread.

Man I had no need to do that.

/tk

[rkmsuf]

This is way more interesting than reading about missing dishes.

[MJ4H]

[Julio Riddols]

It's quite possible that he is a small man, fell into the toilet, and was simply making the best of a bad situation.

[rkmsuf]

I can see that. Nevermind what he was doing in the women's toilet.

[Wolfpack]

So, to sum up we seem to have a voyeur and watersports/defication fetishist meeting his needs all at once? *shudder*

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by Wolfpack

So, to sum up we seem to have a voyeur and watersports/defication fetishist meeting his needs all at once? *shudder*

To fit in the toilet, must have been a tight squeeze, maybe toss in a little BDSM in there too?

[Desnudo]

I hope the news story doesn't start a copycat trend.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I hope the news story doesn't start a copycat trend.

To that end, is it wrong that I look forward to Naked Zorro striking again?

[Desnudo]

I've never felt nudity and swordplay were a good mix.

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by Desnudo

I've never felt nudity and swordplay were a good mix.

"Swordplay" can be a metaphor for a great many things.

[WSUCougar]

New Hampshire, eh? Front Office Peep...ah, never mind.

[Fonzie]

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

New Hampshire, eh? Front Office Peep...ah, never mind.

This might well explain why we don't yet have our next FOF game.

[BigJohn&TheLions]

From: The League Office

The League Office has decided to suspend Gary Moody of New Hampshire for the 2005 season.

Burns was suspended for lurking inside an outhouse collection tank, in violation of the league's strict anti-shitheaded freak policy.

[rkmsuf]

Outhouse Man Says He Was Looking for Ring Tue Jul 19, 4:09 PM ET



CONWAY, N.H. - The man police discovered in a women's outhouse tank last month says he was searching for his wedding ring. Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, Maine, pleaded innocent Monday to trespassing and disorderly conduct from the incident at a rest stop off the Kancamagus Highway.

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Moody was arrested after a girl entered the restroom and saw him in the raw sewage tank.

In court documents, the arresting officer reported Moody told him he was doing nothing wrong.

"He told me that he was changing clothes when he dropped his wedding ring into he toilet," Carroll County Sheriff's Capt. Jon Herbert wrote. "He said the ring was very valuable and he did not want to return home without it."

The officer reported Moody said he dropped into the tank through the toilet opening to search for the ring, and hid, out of embarrassment, when someone came into the outhouse.

Police screened the sewage and said they found no rings.

[scooper]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Police screened the sewage and said they found no rings.

Now there's a crappy job!

[Raiders Army]

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