I'm with Stupid #113 - Results - LIVE!11@@!!@11

Subby · 07-14-2005, 05:52 PM

Here they are...I am typing this up WHILE YOU ARE READING IT.

1. Name a prominent television news anchor from any point in the past 50 years.

Dan Rather 16
Walter Cronkite 14
Tom Brokaw 3
Peter Jennings 2
Aaron Brown 1
Ron Burgundy 1 (shorty, you are growing on me)

If you didnt answer Rather or Cronkite, you can turn off your compter and stop reading.

Barkeep49 · 07-14-2005, 05:56 PM

Yeah I am in a 16 way tie for first. No place to go but down... And down I will go.

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:02 PM

2. Name the most oversensationalized news item of the past 5 years.

Jacko Trial 10
9-11 5
Runaway Bride 5
War in Iraq 4
Terry Schiavo 4
Missing Teen in Aruba 1
2000 Election 1
Laci Petersen Case 1
OJ Trial 1
Presidential Election 1
Shark Attack 2003 1
Scott Petersen Trial 1
War 1
Y2K Bug 1

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:06 PM

3. Name a prominent female television reporter.

Barbara Walters 8
Katie Couric 7
Connie Chung 6
Diane Sawyer 5
Suzy Kolber 2
Andrea Mitchell 1
Ashleigh Banfield 1
Christi Paul 1
Judy Woodruff 1
Leslie Stahl 1
Nora ODonnell 1
Paula Zahn 1
The White Ho 1 (I have no idea what this means)
Veronia Corningstone 1 (hot.)

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:08 PM

4. What is generally considered the most respected newspaper in the US?

PWNAGE

New York Times 24
Wall Street Journal 5
USA Today 5 (the official newspaper of I'm With Stupid)
Washington Post 3

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:11 PM

5. Aside from Rather-gate, name the biggest news-related gaffe of the past 20 years.

2000 Election 11
Jayson Blair 8
Newsweek Koran Thing 4
Dateline Rigged Explosions on GM Vehicles 2
cia agent leak 1
geraldo rivera during operation iraqi freedom 1
I got nothing on this one... What WAS Rather-gate? 1
jello 1
jimmy the greek monkey theory 1
no answer 1
rathergate 1 (my favorite answer)
revelation of deep throat 1
richard jewell bomb suspect 1
rumsfeld running with kerry 1
was post pulitzer scandal 1
watergate 1

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:12 PM

6. Name a SportsCenter anchor from any point in ESPN's history.

Chris Berman 14
Dan Patrick 14
Stu Scott 6
Keith Olbermann 2
Linda Cohn 1

No Larry Beal

Barkeep49 · 07-14-2005, 06:13 PM

Well except for my Andrea Mitchell, which I knew was terrible, I've done ok. I don't know how I didn't think of the 2000 election but at least others thought of Jason Blair.

Raven Hawk · 07-14-2005, 06:15 PM

Well I did good except for that "1" that I scored on the news gaffe question. Maybe I'll win 114.

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:16 PM

AND THE WINNER IS....

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:20 PM

MAPLELEAFS!!!!!!!!

Maple Leafs had about eleventy billion points. I don't have the exact point totals, because I effed up the spreadsheet somehow while posting the stupid answers.

In fact, this is my second attempt at results, as had a muscle spasm and closed my browser in mid-post about an hour ago.

I am so fucking stupid.

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:21 PM

QuiKsand was second, I remember that much.

Maple Leafs · 07-14-2005, 06:22 PM

Please rise for the playing of the Canadian national anthem.

Raiders Army · 07-14-2005, 06:31 PM

Barbara fucking Walters. Fucking she-bitch of prime-time fucked me up since I voted for a little younger (but much hotter and scads of make-up) Katie Couric.

Damn you colon cancer!!!

Subby · 07-14-2005, 06:43 PM

HAHAHAHA! I HAVE THE RESULTS!!! I BEAT MY COMPUTER AT ITS OWN WICKED GAME!!@@!@!@@@#!!!@#

PWNZEIZERED333

Golden Suck level

Shorty3281 336
mijb#19 350
selz shoes 672
render 756
kingfc22 2,240
stkelly52 4,480
timmae 7,056
cartman 9,800

May Move Out of Parents House One Day Level

pyser 11,520
vtbub 11,760
mhass 15,680
tredwel 17,920
desnudo 33,600

Candidate for Shift Manager Position at Wendy's Level

glengoyne 107,520
psmith 122,880
flere-imsaho 126,720
general mike 172,480
oliegirl 215,040
wbatl1 225,792
pinetar 258,720
shaqfu 266,112
coffee warlord 295,680

Tried on a Dress Once Level

solecismic 358,400
JeeberD 376,320
raiders army 376,320
raven hawk 376,320
barkeep49 430,080
yacovfb 492,800

Unicorns and Rainbows Level

kevin 517,440
mr Wednesday 532,224
schmidty 633,600
digamma 967,680
radii 1,204,224
RadioFriendlyUnitShifter 1,241,856

THIRD

thunderingherd 1,811,040

SECOND

QuikSand 1,881,600

YOUR EFFING DADDY

maple leafs 3,440,640

Leonidas · 07-14-2005, 07:07 PM

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when Cronkite can't beat out Rather for most recognized anchor of last 50 years.

Raiders Army · 07-14-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonidas

It's a pretty sad state of affairs when Cronkite can't beat out Rather for most recognized anchor of last 50 years.

You're with stupid. Get over it.

JeeberD · 07-14-2005, 11:33 PM

Wow, I did decent except for the gaffe question. At least I got Subby's seal of approval on that one...

korme · 07-15-2005, 12:09 AM

I got the real best score, woot baby king of suck

MIJB#19 · 07-15-2005, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I got the real best score, woot baby king of suck

I'm shocked somebody had a lower score than me in this one. :P
It's gonna be so much fun to play you in the GEFL!

SelzShoes · 07-15-2005, 08:21 AM

I'm moving up--from 2nd to last to 3rd from last!

kurtism · 07-15-2005, 10:06 AM

Subby posted these results WITH AUTHORITY!

MIJB#19 · 07-19-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maple Leafs

Please rise for the playing of the Canadian national anthem.

Is the tape stuck in the band recorder, or is the flag too big to fold it properly? You're supposed to host the next one.

07-14-2005, 06:02 PM	#3
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	2. Name the most oversensationalized news item of the past 5 years. Jacko Trial 10 9-11 5 Runaway Bride 5 War in Iraq 4 Terry Schiavo 4 Missing Teen in Aruba 1 2000 Election 1 Laci Petersen Case 1 OJ Trial 1 Presidential Election 1 Shark Attack 2003 1 Scott Petersen Trial 1 War 1 Y2K Bug 1 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:06 PM	#4
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	3. Name a prominent female television reporter. Barbara Walters 8 Katie Couric 7 Connie Chung 6 Diane Sawyer 5 Suzy Kolber 2 Andrea Mitchell 1 Ashleigh Banfield 1 Christi Paul 1 Judy Woodruff 1 Leslie Stahl 1 Nora ODonnell 1 Paula Zahn 1 The White Ho 1 (I have no idea what this means) Veronia Corningstone 1 (hot.) __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:08 PM	#5
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	4. What is generally considered the most respected newspaper in the US? PWNAGE New York Times 24 Wall Street Journal 5 USA Today 5 (the official newspaper of I'm With Stupid) Washington Post 3 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:11 PM	#6
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	5. Aside from Rather-gate, name the biggest news-related gaffe of the past 20 years. 2000 Election 11 Jayson Blair 8 Newsweek Koran Thing 4 Dateline Rigged Explosions on GM Vehicles 2 cia agent leak 1 geraldo rivera during operation iraqi freedom 1 I got nothing on this one... What WAS Rather-gate? 1 jello 1 jimmy the greek monkey theory 1 no answer 1 rathergate 1 (my favorite answer) revelation of deep throat 1 richard jewell bomb suspect 1 rumsfeld running with kerry 1 was post pulitzer scandal 1 watergate 1 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:12 PM	#7
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	6. Name a SportsCenter anchor from any point in ESPN's history. Chris Berman 14 Dan Patrick 14 Stu Scott 6 Keith Olbermann 2 Linda Cohn 1 No Larry Beal __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 05:56 PM	#2
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	Yeah I am in a 16 way tie for first. No place to go but down... And down I will go.

07-14-2005, 06:13 PM	#8
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	Well except for my Andrea Mitchell, which I knew was terrible, I've done ok. I don't know how I didn't think of the 2000 election but at least others thought of Jason Blair.

07-14-2005, 06:15 PM	#9
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Well I did good except for that "1" that I scored on the news gaffe question. Maybe I'll win 114. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

07-14-2005, 06:16 PM	#10
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	AND THE WINNER IS.... __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:20 PM	#11
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	MAPLELEAFS!!!!!!!! Maple Leafs had about eleventy billion points. I don't have the exact point totals, because I effed up the spreadsheet somehow while posting the stupid answers. In fact, this is my second attempt at results, as had a muscle spasm and closed my browser in mid-post about an hour ago. I am so fucking stupid. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:21 PM	#12
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	QuiKsand was second, I remember that much. __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 06:22 PM	#13
Maple Leafs Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002	Please rise for the playing of the Canadian national anthem. __________________ Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis

07-14-2005, 06:31 PM	#14
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Barbara fucking Walters. Fucking she-bitch of prime-time fucked me up since I voted for a little younger (but much hotter and scads of make-up) Katie Couric. Damn you colon cancer!!!

07-14-2005, 06:43 PM	#15
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	HAHAHAHA! I HAVE THE RESULTS!!! I BEAT MY COMPUTER AT ITS OWN WICKED GAME!!@@!@!@@@#!!!@# PWNZEIZERED333 Golden Suck level Shorty3281 336 mijb#19 350 selz shoes 672 render 756 kingfc22 2,240 stkelly52 4,480 timmae 7,056 cartman 9,800 May Move Out of Parents House One Day Level pyser 11,520 vtbub 11,760 mhass 15,680 tredwel 17,920 desnudo 33,600 Candidate for Shift Manager Position at Wendy's Level glengoyne 107,520 psmith 122,880 flere-imsaho 126,720 general mike 172,480 oliegirl 215,040 wbatl1 225,792 pinetar 258,720 shaqfu 266,112 coffee warlord 295,680 Tried on a Dress Once Level solecismic 358,400 JeeberD 376,320 raiders army 376,320 raven hawk 376,320 barkeep49 430,080 yacovfb 492,800 Unicorns and Rainbows Level kevin 517,440 mr Wednesday 532,224 schmidty 633,600 digamma 967,680 radii 1,204,224 RadioFriendlyUnitShifter 1,241,856 THIRD thunderingherd 1,811,040 SECOND QuikSand 1,881,600 YOUR EFFING DADDY maple leafs 3,440,640 __________________ Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com

07-14-2005, 07:07 PM	#16
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	It's a pretty sad state of affairs when Cronkite can't beat out Rather for most recognized anchor of last 50 years. __________________ Molon labe

07-14-2005, 11:33 PM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Wow, I did decent except for the gaffe question. At least I got Subby's seal of approval on that one... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-15-2005, 12:09 AM	#19
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I got the real best score, woot baby king of suck

07-15-2005, 08:21 AM	#21
SelzShoes High School Varsity Join Date: Apr 2005	I'm moving up--from 2nd to last to 3rd from last!

07-15-2005, 10:06 AM	#22
kurtism High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Noblesville	Subby posted these results WITH AUTHORITY!

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