Ugliest Athelete of all time - Page 2

korme · 05-26-2005, 05:41 PM

History lesson:

Schmidty · 05-26-2005, 05:50 PM

Tayshaun Prince. He might be one of my favorite players, but from his giant oblong head, to his oddly-shaped skinny body, he is the ugliest man I have ever seen.

Buccaneer · 05-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Ah, Shorty, you came through!!!!!!! And you were the least likely person I would suspect to know about Mossi. Seems like everyone else here don't know a think about baseball history (or believe that baseball didn't start until the 1980s). Good job.

dawgfan · 05-26-2005, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Ah, Shorty, you came through!!!!!!! And you were the least likely person I would suspect to know about Mossi. Seems like everyone else here don't know a think about baseball history (or believe that baseball didn't start until the 1980s). Good job.

Hey now, I pointed out Joe Torre. Remember the passage in Ball Four where they're talking about the All-Ugly team and they decide Joe Torre is Hall-of-Fame Ugly? I wish I had my copy with me so I could quote the exact lines...

TheOhioStateUniversity · 05-26-2005, 06:34 PM

I cannot believe Sam Cassell has not been given this award yet.

TheOhioStateUniversity · 05-26-2005, 06:35 PM

hxxp://www.mattbonner.org/SamCassell.jpg

judicial clerk · 05-26-2005, 06:42 PM

When I read this thread title I immediately thought, I wonder what Willie McGee is up to anyway.

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If we are going with an all-ugly team its hard not to pick the 85-86 Celtics. Larry Bird, Dennis Johnson, Kevin McHale and Robert Parrish. That's world champion ugly.

Its almost like they picked these guys based on how ugly they were. Don't forget Bill Walton coming off the bench.

Did the Elephant Man ever play any organized sports? Because if he didn't, then the list starts at george Muresan. If this contest contest includes a spoken word element, then Muresan wins by a mile.

korme · 05-26-2005, 06:44 PM

i am a baseball history BUFF, come on now

dawgfan · 05-26-2005, 06:44 PM

Mhuresan may be ugly, but he's got a medical condition that greatly adds to his ugliness. Don Mossi on the other hand has no such excuse - he was just plain U-G-L-Y.

ThunderingHERD · 05-26-2005, 06:45 PM

From the Paul Shirley blog:

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While I am no male model, I am not going to make anyone’s All-Ugly Team anytime soon. (Incidentally, my version of this year’s team has two members from Minnesota, one from the Milwaukee Bucks, one from the Warriors and one from the Portland Trail Blazers. In the interest of not getting the [crap] kicked out of me, should I actually play in a game against one of these teams, I will keep the exact identities to myself.)

Can we guess them all? I'll take Cassell and Sprewell from Minnesota, Gadzuric from Milwaukee, Dunleavy from the Warriors. There are a lot of ugly bastards on the Trailblazers, but I'm gonna go with Nick Van Exel

Wolfpack · 05-26-2005, 06:48 PM

Former NC State player Jeremy Hyatt...(edit to add that I think he even made a David Letterman skit once on account of his looks)

LloydLungs · 05-26-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Can we guess them all? I'll take Cassell and Sprewell from Minnesota, Gadzuric from Milwaukee, Dunleavy from the Warriors. There are a lot of ugly bastards on the Trailblazers, but I'm gonna go with Nick Van Exel

I'm betting the second Minnesota guy is Ervin Johnson rather than Spree. I love Erv, we have the same alma mater and he's a great guy, but he's an ugly dude. No way to sugarcoat it.

korme · 05-26-2005, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

From the Paul Shirley blog:

Can we guess them all? I'll take Cassell and Sprewell from Minnesota, Gadzuric from Milwaukee, Dunleavy from the Warriors. There are a lot of ugly bastards on the Trailblazers, but I'm gonna go with Nick Van Exel

Troy Murphy from GS, easy

Blackadar · 05-26-2005, 07:57 PM

Popeye Jones

Buccaneer · 05-26-2005, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

i am a baseball history BUFF, come on now

You r0x0r, Shane.

Buccaneer · 05-26-2005, 08:13 PM

Muresan is up there but not quite in Mossi's class
http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.htm

WSUCougar · 05-26-2005, 08:14 PM

Oh, wait, that's not a sport, either...

Sweed · 05-26-2005, 08:58 PM

First thing I thought of was Andre the Giant, I see his picture was posted.

With regard to Willie McGee anyone remember Howard Cosell's comment about his looks on Monday Night Baseball? Don't recall the year but Cosell said something to the effect of " I don't know I like the little fellow. Kind of reminds me of E.T."

bosshogg23 · 05-26-2005, 09:02 PM

Like alot of others, clearly Scottie Pippen.

Chauncey Billups isnt exactly a prize either.

sterlingice · 05-26-2005, 10:54 PM

I was half surprised no one made the "this thread is useless without pix" comment early on.

SI

Adamski47 · 05-27-2005, 01:27 AM

Mike Ricci (I win)
Benito Santiago

LionsFan10 · 05-27-2005, 01:51 AM

Patrick Ewing gets my vote, so I vote "other"

Sharpieman · 05-27-2005, 02:57 AM

Willie McGee wins.

Sharpieman · 05-27-2005, 02:59 AM

Ronaldinho in a close second.

Sharpieman · 05-27-2005, 03:02 AM

Mike Ricci is third.

Tara · 05-27-2005, 03:05 AM

Not at Otis Nixon level, but what's about Grady Jackson...when it was with the Saints...

Now he is far better...

I love that guy...

ThunderingHERD · 05-27-2005, 04:58 AM

Subby · 05-27-2005, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

Ooooh...clubhouse leader!

st.cronin · 05-27-2005, 08:12 AM

I'm really disappointed this hasn't turned into a wnba thread.

Blackadar · 05-27-2005, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Tara

Not at Otis Nixon level, but what's about Grady Jackson...when it was with the Saints...

Now he is far better...

I love that guy...

TWINS!!!

WSUCougar · 05-27-2005, 08:40 AM

Personally, I think Johnny Damon is one weird-looking dude.

rkmsuf · 05-27-2005, 08:44 AM

Paul Mokeski was a good one.

JeeberD · 05-27-2005, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sharpieman

Mike Ricci is third.

But the women absolutely love him for some reason...

In the international bracket I have to go with a couple of basketball players.

Jaber Rouzbahani is a 7'5" baller from Iran. Or as I like to call him, Barlow...

Ha Seung Jin is a 7'3" Korean dude playing for the Blazers.

davidlando1 · 05-27-2005, 12:13 PM

And how about Marla Hooch, what a hitter!

Lathum · 05-27-2005, 12:43 PM

Rod Langway

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 05-27-2005, 04:17 PM

Kasey Kahne is so photogenic he's ugly.

heybrad · 05-27-2005, 04:21 PM

Damn... ugly people pictures crack me up!

JeeberD · 05-27-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

Damn... ugly people pictures crack me up!

Me too! This hockey player's pic always makes me laugh like crazy...

heybrad · 05-27-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Me too! This hockey player's pic always makes me laugh like crazy...

*pulls knife out of back... hands to JeeberD*

Here... I think this belongs to you.

33sherman · 05-27-2005, 06:01 PM

Ron Karkovice

Lindsay Davenport

Suicane75 · 05-27-2005, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 33sherman

Lindsay Davenport

Hey now, Lindsey is round, sound, and ready for me to pound. Step Off!

hoopsguy · 05-28-2005, 09:30 AM

I was reading the whole list of ugly men wondering where Karko was at, only to find him in post #90.

Matt Nokes, anyone?

ThunderingHERD · 07-07-2005, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderingHERD

I was just browsing my post history, looking for something from a while back, when I noticed a post that was nothing but "http://www.gayworld.com/articles/images/bjKing.jpg"--as you might imagine, I was quite curious.

Kodos · 07-07-2005, 08:26 AM

Scottie Pippen.

Icy · 07-07-2005, 09:26 AM

Umm i think one of our Spanish players in the NBA wins with clear advantage, ladies and gentelmen, Roberto Dueñas from the New Orleans Hornets:

Tara · 07-07-2005, 09:34 AM

The real winner!!!!! Greatest of all time!!!!!

tucker342 · 07-08-2005, 11:53 AM

Charlie Villanueva has to at least be (dis)honorable mention. Probably the ugliest guy drafted in the NBA draft

Pumpy Tudors · 07-08-2005, 06:07 PM

I don't even remember if I voted in the poll, but I have to go with my man Otis Nixon on that one. This is my favorite picture of him:

View Poll Results: Who is the ugliest athlete ever?
Otis Nixon	29	37.18%
Dan Gadzuric	1	1.28%
Kirk Hinrich	2	2.56%
Bill Walton	5	6.41%
Willie McGee	11	14.10%
Tracy McGrady	1	1.28%
other	29	37.18%
Voters: 78. You may not vote on this poll

05-26-2005, 05:50 PM	#52
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Tayshaun Prince. He might be one of my favorite players, but from his giant oblong head, to his oddly-shaped skinny body, he is the ugliest man I have ever seen. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

05-26-2005, 06:34 PM	#55
TheOhioStateUniversity High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Columbus, GA via Columbus, OH	I cannot believe Sam Cassell has not been given this award yet. __________________ Buckeyes Football/Basketball >>>> Your Favorite School

05-26-2005, 06:35 PM	#56
TheOhioStateUniversity High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Columbus, GA via Columbus, OH	hxxp://www.mattbonner.org/SamCassell.jpg __________________ Buckeyes Football/Basketball >>>> Your Favorite School

05-26-2005, 06:48 PM	#61
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Former NC State player Jeremy Hyatt...(edit to add that I think he even made a David Letterman skit once on account of his looks) Last edited by Wolfpack : 05-26-2005 at 06:49 PM.

05-26-2005, 06:14 PM	#53
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Ah, Shorty, you came through!!!!!!! And you were the least likely person I would suspect to know about Mossi. Seems like everyone else here don't know a think about baseball history (or believe that baseball didn't start until the 1980s). Good job.

05-26-2005, 06:44 PM	#58
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i am a baseball history BUFF, come on now

05-26-2005, 06:44 PM	#59
dawgfan Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Seattle	Mhuresan may be ugly, but he's got a medical condition that greatly adds to his ugliness. Don Mossi on the other hand has no such excuse - he was just plain U-G-L-Y.

05-26-2005, 07:57 PM	#64
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Popeye Jones

05-26-2005, 08:13 PM	#66
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	Muresan is up there but not quite in Mossi's class http://www.interbasket.net/players/muresan.htm

05-26-2005, 08:14 PM	#67
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Oh, wait, that's not a sport, either... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-26-2005, 08:58 PM	#68
Sweed College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2003	First thing I thought of was Andre the Giant, I see his picture was posted. With regard to Willie McGee anyone remember Howard Cosell's comment about his looks on Monday Night Baseball? Don't recall the year but Cosell said something to the effect of " I don't know I like the little fellow. Kind of reminds me of E.T."

05-26-2005, 09:02 PM	#69
bosshogg23 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Philly	Like alot of others, clearly Scottie Pippen. Chauncey Billups isnt exactly a prize either.

05-26-2005, 10:54 PM	#70
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I was half surprised no one made the "this thread is useless without pix" comment early on. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-27-2005, 01:27 AM	#71
Adamski47 High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Chicago, IL	Mike Ricci (I win) Benito Santiago

05-27-2005, 01:51 AM	#72
LionsFan10 High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Detroit, MI, U.S.A	Patrick Ewing gets my vote, so I vote "other" __________________ It's true, it's true.

05-27-2005, 02:57 AM	#73
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	Willie McGee wins. __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

05-27-2005, 02:59 AM	#74
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	Ronaldinho in a close second. __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Last edited by Sharpieman : 05-27-2005 at 03:01 AM.

05-27-2005, 03:02 AM	#75
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	Mike Ricci is third. __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

05-27-2005, 03:05 AM	#76
Tara Mascot Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy	Not at Otis Nixon level, but what's about Grady Jackson...when it was with the Saints... Now he is far better... I love that guy...

05-27-2005, 04:58 AM	#77
ThunderingHERD College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	__________________ "I'm losing my edge--to better looking people... with better ideas... and more talent. And who are actually really, really nice." "Everyone's a voyeurist--they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

05-27-2005, 08:12 AM	#79
st.cronin General Manager Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: New Mexico	I'm really disappointed this hasn't turned into a wnba thread.

05-27-2005, 08:40 AM	#81
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Personally, I think Johnny Damon is one weird-looking dude. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-27-2005, 08:44 AM	#82
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Paul Mokeski was a good one. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-27-2005, 12:13 PM	#84
davidlando1 Mascot Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Sycamore, Il	And how about Marla Hooch, what a hitter!

05-27-2005, 12:43 PM	#85
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	Rod Langway

05-27-2005, 04:17 PM	#86
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Kasey Kahne is so photogenic he's ugly. __________________ Toujour Pret

05-27-2005, 04:21 PM	#87
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Damn... ugly people pictures crack me up!

05-27-2005, 06:01 PM	#90
33sherman Mascot Join Date: Nov 2002	Ron Karkovice Lindsay Davenport

05-28-2005, 09:30 AM	#92
hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	I was reading the whole list of ugly men wondering where Karko was at, only to find him in post #90. Matt Nokes, anyone?

07-07-2005, 08:26 AM	#94
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Scottie Pippen.

07-07-2005, 09:26 AM	#95
Icy Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Toledo - Spain	Umm i think one of our Spanish players in the NBA wins with clear advantage, ladies and gentelmen, Roberto Dueñas from the New Orleans Hornets: Last edited by Icy : 07-07-2005 at 09:26 AM.

07-07-2005, 09:34 AM	#96
Tara Mascot Join Date: May 2005 Location: Rome, Italy	The real winner!!!!! Greatest of all time!!!!!

07-08-2005, 11:53 AM	#97
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Charlie Villanueva has to at least be (dis)honorable mention. Probably the ugliest guy drafted in the NBA draft

07-08-2005, 06:07 PM	#98
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I don't even remember if I voted in the poll, but I have to go with my man Otis Nixon on that one. This is my favorite picture of him: __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.