Buying a lapdance

[Airhog]

I am looking to buy a lapdance. I am wondering if I should take advantage of the current deal being offered by the strip club down the street or if one of the FOFC members is likely to offer a better dell later this summer. I want to buy a lapdance capable of giving me a good time, but I don't want to spend more then $1,000 on a labdance and STD protection combined. I don't date pornstars so I probably don't need an enormous hardon.

[Tara]

[Ksyrup]

One of the better ones lately, I'll give you that. However...

1. No lab/lap joke thrown in for good measure; and

2. No spoof on the pretty obvious "specs" portion of the original post.

So, I have to give you a B-. But as these things have gone lately, that's pretty high.

[ice4277]

Originally Posted by Airhog

or if one of the FOFC members is likely to offer a better dell later this summer.

Sorry, he's been banned.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by ice4277

Sorry, he's been banned.

Yeah, I couldn't tell if that was a purposeful misspelling of "deal" or not. Extra credit if it was intentional, given the computer connection to the original and the history of dell people on this board, but I doubt it was.