QUICK Name the four lamest things in history.

MJ4H · 06-06-2005, 12:10 AM

1. Bryan Adams
2. Pinwheel (Nickelodeon)
3. St. Elmo's Fire
4. New Kids on the Block

SackAttack · 06-06-2005, 12:11 AM

How dare you malign Pinwheel! It was the genesis of BANANAMAN!

MJ4H · 06-06-2005, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

How dare you malign Pinwheel! It was the genesis of BANANAMAN!

cthomer5000 · 06-06-2005, 12:15 AM

Street Fighter: The Movie
The Michael Richards Show
Kelly Osborne
Razor Scooters

Cringer · 06-06-2005, 12:32 AM

STD's
Illegal prostitution
the FCC
Hours of Service Rules for truckers.

Suicane75 · 06-06-2005, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

1. Bryan Adams
2. Pinwheel (Nickelodeon)
3. St. Elmo's Fire
4. New Kids on the Block

St. Elmos Fire and NKTOB are not only not lame, they are in fact still fighting it out over the mantle of Coolest Fucking Thing That Ever Did Exist, right along with Bruce Willis circa 1985, Frampton Comes Alive on vinyl and Elle MacPherson in Sirens. Please revise this list taking these things into account mmmmkay.

Desnudo · 06-06-2005, 03:42 AM

Apparently history only goes back to the 80s.

Wolvendancer · 06-06-2005, 04:22 AM

1. The series of wars and invasions that pushed the wandering, authoritarian, patriarchial herding tribes into power over the agrarian farming cultures. A number of partularly damaging sociological tropes were established here that continue to dominate to this day: money and personal property, land ownership, and permanent political leadership being only a few.

1. The assassination of Julian the Apostate, dooming an attempt to bring back a religious tolerance in Roman society and dooming the world to Christian hegemony for thousands of years.

2. Oscar Wilde dying penniless and alone, only to be truly appreciated years after his death.

4. Leisure suits. Jesus, someone mention leisure suits.

MJ4H · 06-06-2005, 06:19 AM

Some of you guys thought the title of this thread was "Bitch About MattJones4Heisman's List"

SirFozzie · 06-06-2005, 06:28 AM

Lame can be many things.. but four things that come to mind quickly

1. Nehru Jackets
2. Platform Shoes
3. The fact that Jon Bon Jovi lives while John Lennon is dead.
4. That hot dogs come in 8 packs while hot dog rolls come in 10 packs.

Raiders Army · 06-06-2005, 07:37 AM

1. Flavored condoms
2. xXx the Movie was not about porn
3. Psychologists
4. Historians

Poli · 06-06-2005, 07:52 AM

Umm...

1. My old boss at GNC being fired
2. My new boss at GNC
3. People that act like they're fully utilizing 4 different stations at the gym, and your working in will just totally throw off their workout
4. Chicago Cubs

sterlingice · 06-06-2005, 12:05 PM

1. Designated Hitter
2. Sampling in music- pay for the damn rights already
3. Reality television
4. Lawyers pushing a litiguous society

SI

sterlingice · 06-06-2005, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

1. Bryan Adams

"Our government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions!"

SI

JeeberD · 06-06-2005, 12:15 PM

1. Nazis
2. Commies
3. Washington Redskins
4. Never Ending Pasta Bowl

duckman · 06-06-2005, 01:55 PM

My ex-wife.
Cheerios.
Briefs.
Tube socks.

Suicane75 · 06-06-2005, 01:57 PM

1. The New Broncos Uniforms
2. Rosie O'Donnell
3. Briana Banks tit job
4. Expansion

panerd · 06-06-2005, 02:04 PM

1. FOF Central Political Threads
2. Jimmy Fallon
3. Bud Selig
4. 7th inning beer sale cut-off

duckman · 06-06-2005, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Briana Banks tit job

You kid?

TLK · 06-06-2005, 02:20 PM

1. The IRL & Tony George
2. Sweetest Day
3. Dancing With The Stars
4. Good Charlotte

Cringer · 06-06-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLionKing

4. Good Charlotte

nice one. i am disappointed I didn't say it.

panerd · 06-06-2005, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer

nice one. i am disappointed I didn't say it.

Same here. I just got done taking a road trip where the two other people in the car chose to listen to a Good Charlottle CD. It was about an hour of the same crappy song being played over and over.

Fonzie · 06-06-2005, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raiders Army

3. Psychologists
4. Historians

Please do expound upon these two.

Ksyrup · 06-06-2005, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panerd

Same here. I just got done taking a road trip where the two other people in the car chose to listen to a Good Charlottle CD. It was about an hour of the same crappy song being played over and over.

Isn't that all punk music?

sachmo71 · 06-06-2005, 02:48 PM

1.Lice
2.Mice
3.Tice
4.Gallapoli

Desnudo · 06-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie

Please do expound upon these two.

You're a poet and didn't even know it

Cringer · 06-06-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Isn't that all punk music?

You dare insult punk that way?

I challenge you to a duel, unless you are armed, then nevermind.

GroundCat · 06-06-2005, 03:00 PM

1. The "In the grasp" rule
2. The hook slide
3. The past 3 years of SportsCenter
4. 5 yard chuck rule.

Ksyrup · 06-06-2005, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Cringer

You dare insult punk that way?

I challenge you to a duel, unless you are armed, then nevermind.

No need. I was just messing with you.

Blackadar · 06-06-2005, 03:08 PM

1. Illinois Nazis
2. Wet cheese-doodles
3. Granny panties
4. Bennifer

GroundCat · 06-06-2005, 03:09 PM

GroundCat wins

JPhillips · 06-06-2005, 03:30 PM

1) Richard III
2) FDR
3) Stephen hawking
4) Sigebert I

Fonzie · 06-06-2005, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

You're a poet and didn't even know it

Woohoo! I rock, and I've got a totally big...

Nevermind.

Raven Hawk · 06-07-2005, 08:38 AM

1. Maroon 5
2. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
3. Splinters
4. Joss Stone (If VH1 tries hard enough maybe they can make her a star

)

rkmsuf · 06-07-2005, 08:48 AM

1. Caddyshack II
2. The Magic Johnson Show
3. Anything that is a "Limited Edition"
4. Duty Free

JeeberD · 06-07-2005, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

4. Duty Free

WTF? That's the best part of flying out of Mexico. Cheap, cheap, cheap booze...

Poli · 06-07-2005, 09:49 AM

Darn, I forgot France.

Bubba Wheels · 06-07-2005, 09:49 AM

1. JFK
2. NHL
3. FBI/CIA
4. Pick one: Legally Blonde 2, Caddyshack 2, almost any comedy sequel.

Drake · 06-07-2005, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPhillips

1) Richard III
2) FDR
3) Stephen hawking
4) Sigebert I

rkmsuf · 06-07-2005, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

WTF? That's the best part of flying out of Mexico. Cheap, cheap, cheap booze...

doodie

Joe · 06-07-2005, 03:25 PM

1. Skydog
2. Skydog
3. Skydog
4. Skydog

MIJB#19 · 06-07-2005, 04:00 PM

1 Baseball
2 seeing the team I root for lose in the last minute of a game
3 "You're lovely and sweet and smart and funny, but that's not enough."
4 not being able to come up with a 4th lame thing to list...

Lathum · 06-07-2005, 04:43 PM

Mullets
Furby, what the fuck was that thing anyway?
Who's your daddy (the reality show, not the saying)
Working in a restaurant and singing happy birthday to complete strangers who it probably isn't their birthday anyway

Suicane75 · 06-07-2005, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duckman

You kid?

Hell no.

Lathum · 06-07-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GroundCat

GroundCat wins

I didn't realize it was a contest

thealmighty · 06-07-2005, 05:10 PM

1. Pet Rocks
2. Woodstock II
3. People who win an award on tv and get all weepy like I know who they are or give a shit what they did (this is a small group since I only watch these shows when my wife or daugthers make me- we only have 1 TV with DirecTV)
4. made-for-tv special presentation award shows/lifetime achievement crap, like I give a shit some rich prick made some movies and now we have to bow down somemore so they can have another mantle dust collection tool

Schmidty · 06-07-2005, 05:33 PM

1. John Galt's Apology Post

2. Hip Hop

3. Ex-jock "analysts"

4. University of Michigan fans

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 06-07-2005, 07:04 PM

Im my opinion the FOUR lamest things in history are:

1. Monglos being beaten by Divine Wind
2. Black Death brought about the end of Mongol Empire (though they did cause it)
3. Star Wars Episodes I, II,III (Should have really been a whole lot better).
4. Puffy Nipples

Izulde · 06-07-2005, 07:26 PM

1. Group work
2. Working at Target for the holiday season
3. Rocky Horror Picture Show
4. Lindsay Lohan's digitally reduced boob job because of anal-retentive parents.

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SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	How dare you malign Pinwheel! It was the genesis of BANANAMAN!

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Apparently history only goes back to the 80s.

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Wolvendancer n00b Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, TX	1. The series of wars and invasions that pushed the wandering, authoritarian, patriarchial herding tribes into power over the agrarian farming cultures. A number of partularly damaging sociological tropes were established here that continue to dominate to this day: money and personal property, land ownership, and permanent political leadership being only a few. 1. The assassination of Julian the Apostate, dooming an attempt to bring back a religious tolerance in Roman society and dooming the world to Christian hegemony for thousands of years. 2. Oscar Wilde dying penniless and alone, only to be truly appreciated years after his death. 4. Leisure suits. Jesus, someone mention leisure suits.

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GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	1. The "In the grasp" rule 2. The hook slide 3. The past 3 years of SportsCenter 4. 5 yard chuck rule.

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GroundCat Banned Join Date: Jun 2005	GroundCat wins

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