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View Poll Results: Do animals have souls
Yes, they do 28 39.44%
Nope, only Humans do 12 16.90%
I don't believe in souls 17 23.94%
Don't look at me, I just live here! 14 19.72%
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Old 05-24-2005, 06:04 PM   #1
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Do Animals Have Souls?

I was discussing this with my co-workers today and it spawned some "creative" arguments until my supervisor decided doing actual work is more important than debates.

What does everybody here think?

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Old 05-24-2005, 06:12 PM   #2
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ALL animals? Dogs I can see. But rats? Soulless.
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Old 05-24-2005, 06:20 PM   #3
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ALL animals? Dogs I can see. But rats? Soulless.

If one does, the other does.
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Old 05-24-2005, 06:26 PM   #4
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If one does, the other does.

Surely I don't fuck sandwiches.
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Old 05-24-2005, 07:50 PM   #5
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Can we define "soul" to some degree?
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:32 PM   #6
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i got soul but i'm not a soldier
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:05 PM   #7
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Everything has a soul, from the lowliest pre-animate matter to the most complex creature in the universe. Though I have no concrete belief system as yet, I tend to like the idea that everyone gets recycled based on their actions during their lifetimes.

Live a good life, come back as a pampered house cat

Live a bad life, you spend a few decades as a bit of mold or an annoying virus.
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:09 PM   #8
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I hope not... cuz if so, there'll be a lot of pissed off sheep looking for me in hell.
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Old 05-24-2005, 10:13 PM   #9
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Everything has a soul, from the lowliest pre-animate matter to the most complex creature in the universe. Though I have no concrete belief system as yet, I tend to like the idea that everyone gets recycled based on their actions during their lifetimes.

Live a good life, come back as a pampered house cat

Live a bad life, you spend a few decades as a bit of mold or an annoying virus.
I think I would rather enjoy being an annoying virus ( more then I am now )
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Old 05-24-2005, 11:45 PM   #10
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I hope not... cuz if so, there'll be a lot of pissed off sheep looking for me in hell.

...and then you would spend the rest of eternity facing a cliff.
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Old 05-24-2005, 11:54 PM   #11
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i got soul but i'm not a soldier

I was singing that today while still in uniform. Mrs Dutch says, "Um, I think you got that backwards."

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Old 05-25-2005, 12:43 AM   #12
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Can we define "soul" to some degree?

i was thinking kind of the christianity version (being that's what I know best), sorry for not being clear. Although hearing other interpretations of "soul" would be interesting to me
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Old 05-25-2005, 10:07 AM   #13
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I don't recall the whole gist but C.S. Lewis argues that our pets do have souls, and they are saved through us - in the same way we are saved through Jesus.
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Old 05-25-2005, 10:11 AM   #14
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I don't recall the whole gist but C.S. Lewis argues that our pets do have souls, and they are saved through us - in the same way we are saved through Jesus.
Well, that's a sucky theorem.
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Old 05-25-2005, 10:12 AM   #15
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Old 05-25-2005, 11:14 AM   #16
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I would like to believe that when my fish Panama Jack died, he went to the big ocean in the sky. So, yea, I believe that all animals have souls.
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Old 05-25-2005, 12:27 PM   #17
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Do animals who don't take Jesus as their personal savior go to hell?
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Old 05-25-2005, 12:49 PM   #18
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Do animals who don't take Jesus as their personal savior go to hell?

If that's where the atheists are then, yes.
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Old 05-25-2005, 12:50 PM   #19
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Do priests get an "employee's discount" getting into Heaven? Would that explain their rationale for doing nasty things with little boys?
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Old 05-25-2005, 02:23 PM   #20
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Do animals who don't take Jesus as their personal savior go to hell?

And what happens if they die by drowning in baptism water?
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Old 05-25-2005, 03:03 PM   #21
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And what happens if they die by drowning in baptism water?

I think they're free and clear in that case. As long as they don't sin while drowning.
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:41 PM   #22
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I think they're free and clear in that case. As long as they don't sin while drowning.

I think that's right, I'll check the manual the next time I'm in a Motel 6.
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Old 05-25-2005, 05:58 PM   #23
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I think that's right, I'll check the manual the next time I'm in a Motel 6.
That's fucking great.
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Old 05-25-2005, 06:08 PM   #24
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I think they're free and clear in that case. As long as they don't sin while drowning.



I think I might swear a bit while this was happening to me.
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Old 05-25-2005, 06:15 PM   #25
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I think I might swear a bit while this was happening to me.

Or at least lose bladder control which I'm sure would be frowned upon by above
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