05-25-2005, 10:17 AM | #1 | ||
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"Runaway Bride" Jennifer Wilbanks charged with a felony
Is anyone in Atlanta listening to the news conference? I didn't hear exactly what he said, but it sounds like they're going to charge her with a felony.
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05-25-2005, 10:19 AM | #2 |
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Who the hell is Jennifer Willbanks?
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05-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #5 |
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Doesn't matter much anyway, when she's brought to the courthouse she'll probably be guarded by a kindergartner armed with a sling shot or something.
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05-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #6 |
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The report I heard on the news this morning was that she had struck a deal with Duluth to pay them $14,000 to compensate for the cost of looking for her. Perhaps that was untrue or another jurisdiction is charging her.
I can't imagine she would by willing to write a check while facing charges at the same time, but then again she is crazy. |
05-25-2005, 10:21 AM | #7 |
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They'll never convict her...get her in front of a jury and she'll zap them all with her hypno-eyes.
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05-25-2005, 10:22 AM | #9 |
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If I remember she did call someone and say she was kidnapped right?
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05-25-2005, 10:25 AM | #10 | |
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Ah. Right. I know she's an Atlanta person, so she's a local for you, big man, but I do find you fascination with her slightly... disturbing.
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05-25-2005, 10:26 AM | #11 | |
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Grand jury indicted her. One felony. One misdemeanor.
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Sorry, forgot she wasn't from Atlanta. I thought she was since you addressed other Atlantan's. I heard she hired Ben Matlock to represent her though. |
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05-25-2005, 10:30 AM | #15 |
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Well, it should be a felony, no?
Misuse of emergency personnell, crossing state lines. The latter alone probably makes it the felony. /tk
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05-25-2005, 10:33 AM | #17 |
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My favorite nickname for her has to be the "Crazy-Eyed Cracker Bride." I laugh everytime I say it... See, I just laughed.
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05-25-2005, 10:35 AM | #18 |
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C'mon, at least use my spoof!
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You're right. It's not your fascination that I find slightly disturbing, it's FOX's, MSNBC's, ABC'S (CNN's as well, I reckon) fascination that I find disturbing.
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05-25-2005, 10:36 AM | #21 |
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Who the HELL was going to marry her?
Captain Ojo?
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I thought the only people she made the kidnapping claim to in Georgia were her family. Making a false statement to your family is a felony?
I must have missed something.
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05-25-2005, 10:44 AM | #24 | |
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She repeated the story to cops before confessing that it wasn't true.
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05-25-2005, 10:55 AM | #27 |
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So wait...duplicating a sight gag two weeks later, only with 3 more photos makes for good humor according to the Blackie Humor Guide...
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To give you an idea about the distances represented here, on a Saturday or Sunday, when traffic is flowing freely, Marietta to Conyers is probably a 30-40 minute drive. Actually, I decided to check before I posted. Mapquest says it is 44.73 miles from Marietta to Conyers. Point being, we're all "Atlanta," but the actual Fulton County jurisdiction that blew the Brian Nichols covers a relatively small portion of what y'all think of as "Atlanta." Tidbit: I could be wrong here, but of all the "Atlanta" people who post on this board, I can't think of a single one who actually lives in the City of Atlanta--or even in Fulton County.
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Is Emory in Fulton? If so, then Issidiqui might be a Fulton resident.
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Actually, that's a common misconception. A crime is not a felony because it is interstate or federal in nature. A felony is usually defined as any crime that can potentially carry a sentence of over a year.
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I see. I didn't know that. I'm all in favor of charging her with crimes committed.
I wasn't and am still not in favor of charging her for legal behavior (running away and not telling anybody, not calling in to tell everyone she's fine even if she knew she was being looked for, etc.).
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I believe Breeze is 'in the northern suburbs' but I'm not sure if he is in Fulton.
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I'm in Fulton.... Just a 50 foot walk to DeKalb though.
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I thought she'd end up with that rich snob!
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05-25-2005, 12:24 PM | #39 |
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Good. Throw the book at her.
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Ah, I hadn't known that, thanks. As a side note, I wouldn't mind her getting locked up for a LOOONG time. As a person who has had a person legitimately missing, I must express frustration over the way some missing persons cases are handled. When my brother went missing, we were told they wouldn't even start looking for him for 3 days. Now, as a search and rescue person, I understand the rationale behind that, but as the family of that person, that is one of the worst things in the world to hear. A person like this woman who claims to be missing and kidnapped and thus wastes all those resources (again, speaking as a search and rescue volunteer, who gets called out in these types of cases and as a person who has had somebody missing in her family) when there are legitimate problems out there deserves to be shot. /tk
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