SkyDog is a Sensor

Fritz · 03-21-2003, 12:07 PM

He should go to Iraq. Saddam would love him. I was only going to use the bathroom and he said:

"Please lift the seat Fritz. The seat must be lifted for upright use."

When I elected to sit he said:

"Please use the sanitary barrier Fritz. All seated users should use the paper barrier, located in the device to your right, between the seat and the part that rests on the seat."

Then I went to leave and he said.

"Were you raised in the woods? Flush the toilet Fritz."

While flushing the toilet he said:

"Humming Gilligan's Island while the toilet flushes is crass, Fritz."

After flushing, I went to leave again and SkyDog said:

"Wash your hands pissfingers."

The last thing I heard I as ran from the restroom is:

"Fritz, close the barn door. You want the cows to get out?"

Frankly, this is more than I want from a Forum mod.

Kodos · 03-21-2003, 12:18 PM

That'd be a good name for a movie supervillian. Hanz Pissfinger.

Fritz · 03-21-2003, 01:03 PM

bump to get this above the "censor" post.

sachmo71 · 03-21-2003, 01:41 PM

Is he a sensor like "You are about to run out of gas"? Or more like a blinky-light sort of a sensor? I hope it's the first kind, because they have more personality. I don't know Skydog very well, but I do think he has "personality".

Fritz · 03-21-2003, 01:44 PM

Lets just say SkyDog beeps when he walks backwards.

Easy Mac · 03-21-2003, 02:47 PM

well, we can tell by his picture he's fat

Fritz · 03-21-2003, 02:54 PM

On time,
at Band Camp...

There was this big fire but everybody was asleep and didn't know and the fire was burning really quick and everybody would have died and then SkyDog started beeping and everybody got up and ran for the exit and nobody got hurt but a bag of snickers melted and the firemen came and sprayed water everywhere and put the fire out.

03-21-2003, 03:09 PM

Consider yourself "Sensored"

ONE time
not
On time

sachmo71 · 03-21-2003, 03:33 PM

What a helpful, helpful sensor Skydog is. I want on for my livingroom to keep my family safe. My dog sucks at that. One time we had a fire, and I woke up to a house filled with smoke. Choking, I grabbed my wife and daughter, threw a blanket over us and crawled from the flaming structure. As we reached the exit, I looked back into the flames for my faithful hound, only to find him roasting marshmallows over the flaming wreck of my couch. I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out, too. Furious, I asked him why he thought he had time to roast marshmallows and not wake us up while the house was burning. He looked down in that insolent dog way, rubbed a paw in the dirt and muttered; "But I LOVE marshmallows. Especially rosted ones."
So I punched him where his testicles used to be and stormed off. So you see, I need something to protect us in case of an emergency. Please say you'll do it, Skydog. If not for me...than for my wife and child. Please.

Fritz · 03-21-2003, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by couriers
Consider yourself "Sensored"

ONE time
not
On time

You went to band camp too!

JonInMiddleGA · 03-21-2003, 04:09 PM

He's an overpriced razor?

03-21-2003, 05:01 PM

One time, at band camp...

We were all just sitting around talking about pretty much nothing when this particular person decided it would be funny to be cocky so the next thing we knew the temperature in the room started heating up like there was some sort of flame surrounding us while we were engaging in our war or words until SkyDog saw the smoke and came a running in beeping and beeping and beeping. Does that count?

Kodos · 03-21-2003, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JonInMiddleGA
He's an overpriced razor?

Yes, but he Excels at it.

SOMEBODY stop me!

03-21-2003, 01:03 PM	#3
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	bump to get this above the "censor" post. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

03-21-2003, 01:44 PM	#5
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Lets just say SkyDog beeps when he walks backwards. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 03-21-2003 at 01:44 PM.

03-21-2003, 02:54 PM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	On time, at Band Camp... There was this big fire but everybody was asleep and didn't know and the fire was burning really quick and everybody would have died and then SkyDog started beeping and everybody got up and ran for the exit and nobody got hurt but a bag of snickers melted and the firemen came and sprayed water everywhere and put the fire out. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 03-21-2003 at 02:54 PM.

03-21-2003, 04:09 PM	#11
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	He's an overpriced razor? __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

03-21-2003, 12:18 PM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	That'd be a good name for a movie supervillian. Hanz Pissfinger.

03-21-2003, 01:41 PM	#4
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Is he a sensor like "You are about to run out of gas"? Or more like a blinky-light sort of a sensor? I hope it's the first kind, because they have more personality. I don't know Skydog very well, but I do think he has "personality".

03-21-2003, 02:47 PM	#6
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	well, we can tell by his picture he's fat

03-21-2003, 03:09 PM	#8
couriers	Consider yourself "Sensored" ONE time not On time

03-21-2003, 03:33 PM	#9
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	What a helpful, helpful sensor Skydog is. I want on for my livingroom to keep my family safe. My dog sucks at that. One time we had a fire, and I woke up to a house filled with smoke. Choking, I grabbed my wife and daughter, threw a blanket over us and crawled from the flaming structure. As we reached the exit, I looked back into the flames for my faithful hound, only to find him roasting marshmallows over the flaming wreck of my couch. I grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out, too. Furious, I asked him why he thought he had time to roast marshmallows and not wake us up while the house was burning. He looked down in that insolent dog way, rubbed a paw in the dirt and muttered; "But I LOVE marshmallows. Especially rosted ones." So I punched him where his testicles used to be and stormed off. So you see, I need something to protect us in case of an emergency. Please say you'll do it, Skydog. If not for me...than for my wife and child. Please.

03-21-2003, 05:01 PM	#12
couriers	One time, at band camp... We were all just sitting around talking about pretty much nothing when this particular person decided it would be funny to be cocky so the next thing we knew the temperature in the room started heating up like there was some sort of flame surrounding us while we were engaging in our war or words until SkyDog saw the smoke and came a running in beeping and beeping and beeping. Does that count?

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