You know the girl you're talking to is a high class broad when...

JeeberD · 05-02-2005, 06:28 PM

...she comes into the Olive Garden to place a to go order in jean shorts and a bikini top, talking about how trashed she is from the tailgate at the Rangers game.

I don't get some people...

Easy Mac · 05-02-2005, 06:29 PM

Well, she's a trailer trash girl, so you must be god ugly not to get some of that.

JeeberD · 05-02-2005, 06:31 PM

I'm dead sexy!

Easy Mac · 05-02-2005, 06:32 PM

I knew guys in high school who looked like that get the kind of girls you described.

JeeberD · 05-02-2005, 06:32 PM

Dola-

Seriously, I have a girl that I love, and the last think I want to do is mess around with some skank who smoked non-stop the entire time she was there (no offense, JiMG)...

sabotai · 05-02-2005, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

...she comes into the Olive Garden to place a to go order in jean shorts and a bikini top, talking about how trashed she is from the tailgate at the Rangers game.

I don't get some people...

Sounds like plenty of college chicks I've known, too.

DeToxRox · 05-02-2005, 06:35 PM

Hope you didn't expect much of a tip.

Senator · 05-02-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

...she comes into the Olive Garden to place a to go order in jean shorts and a bikini top, talking about how trashed she is from the tailgate at the Rangers game.

I don't get some people...

You just described about 90% of girls 16-25 in DFW. I am not sure where it went wrong.

Draft Dodger · 05-02-2005, 07:24 PM

sounds cute to me

Draft Dodger · 05-02-2005, 07:25 PM

dola - this isn't Cap Ologist's wife, is it?

Franklinnoble · 05-02-2005, 07:55 PM

Pix pls...

MrBigglesworth · 05-02-2005, 08:53 PM

I don't want to live in a world where it is wrong for girls to walk around in jean shorts and bikini tops.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-02-2005, 09:09 PM

Franklinnoble · 05-02-2005, 09:19 PM

SKYDOG EDIT:

Seriously, Franklin. Where in the world did you get the idea that direct-linking photos from that site would be remotely acceptable????

Desnudo · 05-02-2005, 09:23 PM

#2>>>>>>>>#1

Although I'm thankful neither body has the head of Michael Jackson pasted on.

Pumpy Tudors · 05-02-2005, 09:27 PM

This will end well.

Senator · 05-02-2005, 09:33 PM

Desnudo · 05-03-2005, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

This will end well.

FN likes to walk the tightrope.

Cringer · 05-03-2005, 12:49 AM

I know I have no problem with the girl who walked into the Olive Garden, except maybe te smoking. I would have to hear how annoying she is too though, that can often have a big effect.

But I have to say I'd rather she walked in then this lady.....

ISiddiqui · 05-03-2005, 12:53 AM

Well it's thoughtful that she's wearing the grade she recieved on her front.

Cringer · 05-03-2005, 12:59 AM

BTW, do you know the amount of pain inflicted on my eyes to find that picture? Googling fat chicks and looking at the images is just a bad bad bad thing.

timmynausea · 05-03-2005, 01:15 AM

I didn't realize the employees at the Olive Garden were such harsh judges. Not only that, but they can hardly wait to post about it all over the internet. I'll have to be on my best behavior in that place from now on.

Desnudo · 05-03-2005, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cringer

BTW, do you know the amount of pain inflicted on my eyes to find that picture? Googling fat chicks and looking at the images is just a bad bad bad thing.

Thanks for nothing

Desnudo · 05-03-2005, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmynausea

I didn't realize the employees at the Olive Garden were such harsh judges. Not only that, but they can hardly wait to post about it all over the internet. I'll have to be on my best behavior in that place from now on.

If I'm ever in the DFW area, I'm heading straight to Jeeber's Olive Garden in a tube top and cutoffs.

Cringer · 05-03-2005, 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

Thanks for nothing

My pleasure.

Actually, no it wasn't. I told you it was painful.

SunDevil · 05-03-2005, 02:25 AM

Its almost 1 am, working on a networking paper, last paper before I graduate. Totally burned out and really need sleep. But just laughed my ass off because of this thread. Thanks guys.

JeeberD · 05-03-2005, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timmynausea

I didn't realize the employees at the Olive Garden were such harsh judges. Not only that, but they can hardly wait to post about it all over the internet. I'll have to be on my best behavior in that place from now on.

JasonC23 · 05-03-2005, 11:26 AM

It's OK, Jeeber, I don't think you want anyone named "nausea" in your Olive Garden, anyway.

JeeberD · 05-03-2005, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

This will end well.

And Pumpy wins the Kewpi doll!

lungs · 05-03-2005, 11:37 AM

Just don't knock any of those women up. Then they come after you for child support and all that type of stuff.

Desnudo · 05-03-2005, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Touchy, touchy. I didn't realize the employees at the Olive Garden were so sensitive. Not only that, but they can hardly wait to post about it all over the internet. I'll have to be on my best behavior in that place from now on.

sterlingice · 05-03-2005, 02:18 PM

*snicker*

SI

Samdari · 05-03-2005, 02:56 PM

Does this give FN the record for number of times in the box?

BrianD · 05-03-2005, 03:44 PM

Now I'm curious what the site was that got linked. I never got a good look since the wife sat down just as I was getting to that post.

TLK · 05-03-2005, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

...she comes into the Olive Garden to place a to go order in jean shorts and a bikini top, talking about how trashed she is from the tailgate at the Rangers game.

I don't get some people...

You just described every girl in Ohio....

Ben E Lou · 05-03-2005, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianD

Now I'm curious what the site was that got linked. I never got a good look since the wife sat down just as I was getting to that post.

Something along the lines of chicksinbikinis DOT com. I think FN's brain went on vacation there for a bit.

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 05-03-2005, 04:48 PM

So who's going to throw Franklin an "Out Of The Box" party?

Joe · 05-03-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

So who's going to throw Franklin a "Do It In The Butt" party?

I dunno. Not me.

Desnudo · 05-03-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

I dunno. Not me.

You know you like it

Joe · 05-03-2005, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Desnudo

You know you like it

yeah, but franklin's too aggressive.

kcchief19 · 05-03-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkyDog

Something along the lines of chicksinbikinis DOT com. I think FN's brain went on vacation there for a bit.

The International Understatement of the Century Awards Council has officially disbanded and has elected SkyDog its king. Please bring him the finest muffins and bagels in the land so he may taste from the Cup of Glory.

korme · 05-03-2005, 06:32 PM

how long is frankie in the box?

DaddyTorgo · 05-03-2005, 08:33 PM

let's see...i was three weeks...the person after me was a month i think, so i'm going to say what....6 weeks? 8 weeks?

05-02-2005, 06:31 PM	#3
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm dead sexy! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2005, 06:32 PM	#5
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dola- Seriously, I have a girl that I love, and the last think I want to do is mess around with some skank who smoked non-stop the entire time she was there (no offense, JiMG)... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-02-2005, 07:24 PM	#9
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	sounds cute to me __________________ Mile High Hockey

05-02-2005, 07:25 PM	#10
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05-02-2005, 09:09 PM	#13
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05-02-2005, 06:29 PM	#2
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Well, she's a trailer trash girl, so you must be god ugly not to get some of that.

05-02-2005, 06:35 PM	#7
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Hope you didn't expect much of a tip.

05-02-2005, 07:55 PM	#11
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Pix pls...

05-02-2005, 08:53 PM	#12
MrBigglesworth College Starter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: PA	I don't want to live in a world where it is wrong for girls to walk around in jean shorts and bikini tops.

05-02-2005, 09:19 PM	#14
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	SKYDOG EDIT: Seriously, Franklin. Where in the world did you get the idea that direct-linking photos from that site would be remotely acceptable???? Last edited by Ben E Lou : 05-03-2005 at 11:35 AM.

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Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	#2>>>>>>>>#1 Although I'm thankful neither body has the head of Michael Jackson pasted on. Last edited by Desnudo : 05-02-2005 at 09:24 PM.

05-02-2005, 09:27 PM	#16
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	This will end well. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

05-02-2005, 09:33 PM	#17
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05-03-2005, 12:49 AM	#19
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	I know I have no problem with the girl who walked into the Olive Garden, except maybe te smoking. I would have to hear how annoying she is too though, that can often have a big effect. But I have to say I'd rather she walked in then this lady..... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! Last edited by Cringer : 05-03-2005 at 12:49 AM.

05-03-2005, 12:53 AM	#20
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05-03-2005, 12:59 AM	#21
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	BTW, do you know the amount of pain inflicted on my eyes to find that picture? Googling fat chicks and looking at the images is just a bad bad bad thing. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

05-03-2005, 01:15 AM	#22
timmynausea College Starter Join Date: Dec 2002	I didn't realize the employees at the Olive Garden were such harsh judges. Not only that, but they can hardly wait to post about it all over the internet. I'll have to be on my best behavior in that place from now on.

05-03-2005, 02:25 AM	#26
SunDevil College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tempe, AZ	Its almost 1 am, working on a networking paper, last paper before I graduate. Totally burned out and really need sleep. But just laughed my ass off because of this thread. Thanks guys.

05-03-2005, 11:26 AM	#28
JasonC23 High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Huntley, IL, USA	It's OK, Jeeber, I don't think you want anyone named "nausea" in your Olive Garden, anyway. __________________ "I'm A god. I'm not THE God...I don't think." Bill Murray, Groundhog Day

05-03-2005, 11:37 AM	#30
lungs Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Prairie du Sac, WI	Just don't knock any of those women up. Then they come after you for child support and all that type of stuff.

05-03-2005, 02:18 PM	#32
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Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Does this give FN the record for number of times in the box? __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

05-03-2005, 03:44 PM	#34
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	Now I'm curious what the site was that got linked. I never got a good look since the wife sat down just as I was getting to that post.

05-03-2005, 04:48 PM	#37
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	So who's going to throw Franklin an "Out Of The Box" party?

05-03-2005, 06:32 PM	#42
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	how long is frankie in the box?

05-03-2005, 08:33 PM	#43
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	let's see...i was three weeks...the person after me was a month i think, so i'm going to say what....6 weeks? 8 weeks?

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