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Old 03-17-2003, 07:44 PM   #1
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OT- Frozen Pizza

I just put a frozen pizza in the oven and I was reading the instuctions on the back of the box to see how long I should caak it and the first thing the instructions say are, WARNING, Cook pizza before eating.

Are there people really that stupid that they would eat a frozen pizza without cooking it?

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Old 03-17-2003, 07:46 PM   #2
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Uhhhh......never. Who the hell would do such a thing?
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:49 PM   #3
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Re: OT- Frozen Pizza

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I just put a frozen pizza in the oven and I was reading the instuctions on the back of the box to see how long I should caak it and the first thing the instructions say are, WARNING, Cook pizza before eating.

Are there people really that stupid that they would eat a frozen pizza without cooking it?


How long do you normally "caak" a pizza before eating it? I usually caak mine about 8-10 minutes. That makes it nice and tender.
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:51 PM   #4
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Frozen pizza is actually quite good....hard on the teeth...but good
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Old 03-17-2003, 07:54 PM   #5
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If you leave it out over night it will defrost on it's own and you'll have breakfast waiting for you when you get up.
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Old 03-17-2003, 08:11 PM   #6
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Shit you're supposed to cook it first!
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Old 03-17-2003, 08:41 PM   #7
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Shit you're supposed to cook it first!
That's what I've been doing wrong all of these years.

You know the scary thing is that this is likely the result of a lawsuit or settlement.

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Old 03-17-2003, 11:17 PM   #8
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Re: Re: OT- Frozen Pizza

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How long do you normally "caak" a pizza before eating it? I usually caak mine about 8-10 minutes. That makes it nice and tender.


ROTFLMAO!!! Okay, not really....
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Old 03-18-2003, 01:37 AM   #9
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Well, if fresh pizza is good, and the next morning cold pizza and beer is even better, the next logical step in the goodness progression is, of course frozen!
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