Man cuts and eats his...

randal7 · 03-12-2005, 05:57 AM

You guessed it.... penis.

You can never really have enough injured penis threads, can you?

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7...7,00180021.htm

Man cuts and eats own penis!

Agence France-Presse
Zamboanga, Philippines, March 7, 2005

A man ended up in a southern Philippines hospital on Monday after severing and then eating his own penis, hospital officials said. Ernesto Almonte, 40, was in stable condition at the Zamboanga City Medical Center, emergency room staff said.

They could not confirm a report by local radio station DXRG that the bizarre act was triggered by an erectile dysfunction problem.

Asked about the patient's mental state, one staff member said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

(Possibly the most obvious conclusion of the year.)

Ksyrup · 03-12-2005, 06:01 AM

"...the bizarre act was triggered by an erectile dysfunction problem."

Most have only been an appetizer, then.

CraigSca · 03-12-2005, 06:05 AM

Saying he was in "stable" condition....is that possible?!

BigJohn&TheLions · 03-12-2005, 11:51 AM

How did he serve it, and what goes with it?

I'm going with broiled served with bow tie pasta with garlic sauce and asparigus.

Greyroofoo · 03-12-2005, 12:26 PM

does that go with ketchup?

Fonzie · 03-12-2005, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigJohn&TheLions

How did he serve it, and what goes with it?

I'm going with broiled served with bow tie pasta with garlic sauce and asparigus.

Don't forget the Chianti!

bbor · 03-12-2005, 02:22 PM

Flava beans and a chianti

Desnudo · 03-12-2005, 02:34 PM

I was really hoping that was going to read "ear."

Coffee Warlord · 03-12-2005, 02:54 PM

No way.

Penis Coletta is the way to go. Broiled, smothered in mozzarella cheese and hollandaise sauce, topped with asparagus and mushrooms.

JeeberD · 03-12-2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbor

Flava beans and a chianti

Flava beans?

03-12-2005, 06:01 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	"...the bizarre act was triggered by an erectile dysfunction problem." Most have only been an appetizer, then. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

03-12-2005, 06:05 AM	#3
CraigSca Pro Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Not Delaware - hurray!	Saying he was in "stable" condition....is that possible?! __________________ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know?

03-12-2005, 11:51 AM	#4
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	How did he serve it, and what goes with it? I'm going with broiled served with bow tie pasta with garlic sauce and asparigus. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

03-12-2005, 02:22 PM	#7
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Flava beans and a chianti __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

03-12-2005, 12:26 PM	#5
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	does that go with ketchup?

03-12-2005, 02:34 PM	#8
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	I was really hoping that was going to read "ear."

03-12-2005, 02:54 PM	#9
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	No way. Penis Coletta is the way to go. Broiled, smothered in mozzarella cheese and hollandaise sauce, topped with asparagus and mushrooms.

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