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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Ummm... I guess she thought she was helping him...
What...
the... F..... hxxp://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/metropolitan/3021400
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02-02-2005, 03:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Couldn't he just get hooked on pills like a sane person?
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02-02-2005, 03:13 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: i live in tx
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OMG that's gotta burn
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02-02-2005, 04:03 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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do you speak from experience?
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02-02-2005, 04:06 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Yeah, it may be the same as far as social festivities go but the high is much better. Oh, were you talking to Loren? |
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02-02-2005, 04:11 PM
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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nope. If you've got the sherry I've got the peanut butter.
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02-02-2005, 04:17 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Down boy. How much longer till it's due? |
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02-02-2005, 04:58 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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Well you would need the sherry to get the peanut putter thru the funnel...
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In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?" |
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02-02-2005, 05:13 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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hangin' out in long beach.a lil' party in the sun,
but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird. ahhh! it goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. you get a funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz. pull down your clothes, touch your toes. get a hose, hold your nose. its a party hat. forget the beer bong. forget the nitrous shots. it goes "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. the party enema, the party enema. the party enema, the party enema. |
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02-02-2005, 07:49 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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"Honey... I can't drink my sherry with this sore throat. What can I do?"
"Well, I could jam a bottle or two up your ass and fill your colon with delicious alcohol..."
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02-02-2005, 07:57 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Wow, I have the strange feeling this might start some kind of trend.
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02-02-2005, 07:59 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: New York
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...rectum? Shit, it killed him!
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02-02-2005, 11:38 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Peanut butter is The Afoci's bit, Cam. You need to find your own vice...
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