A Booger Issue

LoneStarGirl · 01-29-2005, 04:02 PM

Okay, so I know this guy and he likes to pick his nose. I mean he picks it all the time. He won't do it if we are in a really public place, but he will if we are in the car or if its just us. I cannot stand it and I have told him that, but he doesn't care. He just keeps picking. And then he tells me that all guys do it. So thats why I am here, I was wondering if you guys picked your nose in front of your girlfriends or significant others. Oh yah, GE told me to say it wasn't him.

Suicane75 · 01-29-2005, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Okay, so I know this guy and he likes to pick his nose. I mean he picks it all the time. He won't do it if we are in a really public place, but he will if we are in the car or if its just us. I cannot stand it and I have told him that, but he doesn't care. He just keeps picking. And then he tells me that all guys do it. So thats why I am here, I was wondering if you guys picked your nose in front of your girlfriends or significant others. Oh yah, GE told me to say it wasn't him.

That snot funny.

LoneStarGirl · 01-29-2005, 04:06 PM

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to pull out the snot card

Suicane75 · 01-29-2005, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to pull out the snot

GE beat me didn't he?

Sidhe · 01-29-2005, 04:10 PM

Like you don't pick your nose..

I bet you don't "break wind" either.

LoneStarGirl · 01-29-2005, 04:10 PM

Uhhh, GE who?

33sherman · 01-29-2005, 04:12 PM

I pick my nose in fornt of my girlfriend. It's minor compared to some of the other things I do, so she dosen't complain. If that's ALL he does that's disgusting, you're probably lucky. Unless he desrcibes the boogers at length.

Suicane75 · 01-29-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by 33sherman

I pick my nose in fornt of my girlfriend. It's minor compared to some of the other things I do, so she dosen't complain.

Dude

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-29-2005, 04:37 PM

I try not to pick, but it can be an unconscious thing. If a woman made me aware of it I would definetly make an effort not to.

Does he also try to blow you away with loud noxious fumes that melt paint off the walls?

Joe · 01-29-2005, 04:51 PM

at least he doesnt pick his ass.

Airhog · 01-29-2005, 05:10 PM

I pick my nose alot

LoneStarGirl · 01-29-2005, 05:21 PM

No, he just picks his nose constantly. And he puts them in gross annoying places just to disgust me. He does fart a lot, but he tries not to make them obvious. I've told him to quit so many times but he says that all guys do it, and to come to the FOFC board and y'all would agree with him, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Joe · 01-29-2005, 05:34 PM

at least he doesnt eat it

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-29-2005, 06:08 PM

Picking is one thing. Placement of the booger is a whole different thing. My grandmother used to put them in between the cushion of her char and the wood frame. If you sat in her chair you heard the sound of the cushion breaking away from the wood because the boogers dried in between...

Tell him to at least wipe them on a tissue or to throw them in the trask. Either that or when his friends are around just blow the snots out your nose one nostril at a time onto the sidewalk, then apologize saying that you're picking up bad habits from him.

Eaglesfan27 · 01-29-2005, 06:11 PM

Show him the Seinfeld episode.

Even after 5+ years of marriage, I don't pick my nose in front of my wife because she finds it gross. Similarly, she promises to try not to fart in front of me because I find it unattractive.

Desnudo · 01-29-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneStarGirl

Okay, so I know this guy and he likes to pick his nose. I mean he picks it all the time. He won't do it if we are in a really public place, but he will if we are in the car or if its just us. I cannot stand it and I have told him that, but he doesn't care. He just keeps picking. And then he tells me that all guys do it. So thats why I am here, I was wondering if you guys picked your nose in front of your girlfriends or significant others. Oh yah, GE told me to say it wasn't him.

I don't pick my nose in front of anyone, male or female. It's disgusting.

LoneStarGirl · 01-29-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

I don't pick my nose in front of anyone, male or female. It's disgusting.

Thank you. I totally agree, but he doesn't seem to care. He wont change for me, but I figured that is just a guy thing. And I never fart in front of him, I just think its disrespectful.

Samdari · 01-29-2005, 08:36 PM

Hey chickie, breathing is cool. If something gets in the way of that, I'm moving it, plain and simple.

Quit yer complianing.

MizzouRah · 01-29-2005, 08:52 PM

as my little girl would say, pickem and flickem!

Todd

Julio Riddols · 01-29-2005, 11:08 PM

I try not to pick mine or make any bodily function obvious if it occurs..
For the nose, I usually try to go to another room if possible or at least use a tissue or make it obvious that I don't find it attractive either but that it is a necessity for breathing clearly.. Wiping it in bad places is just wrong. If you want that sugar, don't play with your booger..

I'm stopping now.

MizzouRah · 01-29-2005, 11:45 PM

Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
But it's sure to have your trippin'
So y'all listen close
It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
But it's still somethin' we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
And also, remember this slogan
"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train
When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
(You should 'a moved)
I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
A big, green, slimey - naw, I'm not even gonna say it
But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it
He sat there for a while with it in his hand
So I tried to play cool like a normal man
So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap
All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap
Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke
But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked
So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five
And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye
Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you
And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you
Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame
But yo, you got to know the name of the game
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane
Back in public school with my partner Kane
When I was class clown and he was my brotherr
Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other
Never do our work as we were supposed
'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose
And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude
God forbid the person that had to leave his food
No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn
We even put teachers down with the program
Whether it was a woman or if you're a man
We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand
Catch anyone from anywhere
But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there
Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym
I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him
Now we're grown up and things have changed
But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game
Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready
I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Let me tell you what happened with this girl
One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin' at ease
And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze
I didn't show enough that I really did want it
So, no half-steppin', I pushed up on it
Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat
Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat
But when she stepped in the light and she got real close
I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose
She was dressed real def and her body was hook
But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look
I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold
So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole"
I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away
But she didn't do nothin', I guess she wanted it displayed
I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you
but write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"

ice4277 · 01-30-2005, 12:06 AM

I was at a club tonite and had to pick a wedgie out on the dance floor.

I dunno if that counts or not, but there it is.

bbor · 01-30-2005, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

I was at a club tonite and had to pick a wedgie out on the dance floor.

I dunno if that counts or not, but there it is.

Atomic or regular?

sterlingice · 01-30-2005, 02:42 PM

For some odd reason, this thread has restored some of my faith in this board. And not because of the content but the circumstances.

SI

ice4277 · 01-30-2005, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by ice4277

I was at a club tonite and had to pick a wedgie out on the dance floor.

I dunno if that counts or not, but there it is.

It's funny, the things you don't remember posting after drinking.

01-29-2005, 04:37 PM	#9
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I try not to pick, but it can be an unconscious thing. If a woman made me aware of it I would definetly make an effort not to. Does he also try to blow you away with loud noxious fumes that melt paint off the walls? __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-29-2005, 05:10 PM	#11
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I pick my nose alot __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

01-29-2005, 06:08 PM	#14
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	Picking is one thing. Placement of the booger is a whole different thing. My grandmother used to put them in between the cushion of her char and the wood frame. If you sat in her chair you heard the sound of the cushion breaking away from the wood because the boogers dried in between... Tell him to at least wipe them on a tissue or to throw them in the trask. Either that or when his friends are around just blow the snots out your nose one nostril at a time onto the sidewalk, then apologize saying that you're picking up bad habits from him. __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-29-2005, 06:11 PM	#15
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	Show him the Seinfeld episode. Even after 5+ years of marriage, I don't pick my nose in front of my wife because she finds it gross. Similarly, she promises to try not to fart in front of me because I find it unattractive. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

01-29-2005, 08:36 PM	#18
Samdari Roster Filler Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cicero	Hey chickie, breathing is cool. If something gets in the way of that, I'm moving it, plain and simple. Quit yer complianing. __________________ http://www.nateandellie.net Now featuring twice the babies for the same low price!

01-29-2005, 04:06 PM	#3
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	I was wondering how long it would take for somebody to pull out the snot card

01-29-2005, 04:10 PM	#5
Sidhe H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NOVA USA	Like you don't pick your nose.. I bet you don't "break wind" either.

01-29-2005, 04:12 PM	#7
33sherman Mascot Join Date: Nov 2002	I pick my nose in fornt of my girlfriend. It's minor compared to some of the other things I do, so she dosen't complain. If that's ALL he does that's disgusting, you're probably lucky. Unless he desrcibes the boogers at length.

01-29-2005, 04:51 PM	#10
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	at least he doesnt pick his ass.

01-29-2005, 05:21 PM	#12
LoneStarGirl College Starter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Little Rock, AR	No, he just picks his nose constantly. And he puts them in gross annoying places just to disgust me. He does fart a lot, but he tries not to make them obvious. I've told him to quit so many times but he says that all guys do it, and to come to the FOFC board and y'all would agree with him, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

01-29-2005, 05:34 PM	#13
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	at least he doesnt eat it

01-29-2005, 08:52 PM	#19
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	as my little girl would say, pickem and flickem! Todd

01-29-2005, 11:08 PM	#20
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I try not to pick mine or make any bodily function obvious if it occurs.. For the nose, I usually try to go to another room if possible or at least use a tissue or make it obvious that I don't find it attractive either but that it is a necessity for breathing clearly.. Wiping it in bad places is just wrong. If you want that sugar, don't play with your booger.. I'm stopping now. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

01-29-2005, 11:45 PM	#21
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross But it's sure to have your trippin' So y'all listen close It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you But it's still somethin' we all have to do So go up your nose with a finger or two And pull out one or a crusty crew Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray 'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin' And also, remember this slogan "Hey, ma, what's for dinner? Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner" Pickin' Boogers Pickin' Boogers Let me tell you what happened on the train, man I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train When the man sittin' next to me was so profane He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain (You should 'a moved) I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out A big, green, slimey - naw, I'm not even gonna say it But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it He sat there for a while with it in his hand So I tried to play cool like a normal man So I laid my head back to catch a quick nap All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap Now Kane sat there laughin' like it was all a joke But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye Then the man jumped up and said what's wrong with you And wiped 'em off his face and said I can't mess with you Like if I did somethin' that was so full of shame But yo, you got to know the name of the game Pickin' Boogers Pickin' Boogers Now let me take you trippin' dow memory lane Back in public school with my partner Kane When I was class clown and he was my brotherr Sittin' at the desk, pluckin' boogers at each other Never do our work as we were supposed 'Cause we was too busy diggin' up our nose And in the lunch room, we would talk about rude God forbid the person that had to leave his food No matter who you are, we didn't give a damn We even put teachers down with the program Whether it was a woman or if you're a man We put boogers in our fingers then shake your hand Catch anyone from anywhere But the best part about it's catchin' Kane out there Especially we're out playin' ball in the gym I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him Now we're grown up and things have changed But we still be playin' the Pickin' Boogers game Just last night when Kane was gettin' ready I slippped a litte green one inside his spaghetti Pickin' Boogers Pickin' Boogers Let me tell you what happened with this girl One night at Latin Quarters, I was standin' at ease And saw a gorgeous yound lady that I wanted to skeeze I didn't show enough that I really did want it So, no half-steppin', I pushed up on it Pulled out the gold cable and a knot that was fat Had a spotlight beamin' on my Biz Markie hat But when she stepped in the light and she got real close I saw a teeny-weenie booger on the tip of her nose She was dressed real def and her body was hook But that dried-up boogeer just ruined the look I wanted to tell her about it but I couldn't be bold So I played it off and said, "That's a cute green mole" I was hopin' from that she wuld wipe it away But she didn't do nothin', I guess she wanted it displayed I said, "Before you get my number I don't mean to dis you but write it in your hand because you're gonna need the tissue"

01-30-2005, 12:06 AM	#22
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I was at a club tonite and had to pick a wedgie out on the dance floor. I dunno if that counts or not, but there it is.

01-30-2005, 02:42 PM	#24
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