OT: Your Best Reasons For Breaking Up With a Girl

DeToxRox · 01-15-2005, 02:33 PM

I'll start ..

My girlfriend from this summer bitched a lot. So when I told her it was over she kept pestering me for a reason. Not wanting to let her down, I quickly said ..

"Well .. I really wanna beat the new Grand Theft Auto and you've been the reason I haven't yet"

It worked.

Anyone else with any good ones?

Cringer · 01-15-2005, 02:37 PM

That one is perfect man.

'I don't have the money' was one I used, and it was true. Women cost too much.

Recoil · 01-15-2005, 02:41 PM

The classic "Maybe we should just be friends" or my favorite "Do you think my ex-girlfriend still likes me?"

DeToxRox · 01-15-2005, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recoil

The classic "Maybe we should just be friends" or my favorite "Do you think my ex-girlfriend still likes me?"

ooh the ex girlfriend. thats bad news bears.

thealmighty · 01-15-2005, 02:44 PM

"The new one will blow me and you wouldn't"

Sun Tzu · 01-15-2005, 02:47 PM

Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population = you.

DeToxRox · 01-15-2005, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

Dear Baby,

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population = you.

that one made me laugh out loud. i am contemplating asking a girl out tonight so i can use it tomorrow.

korme · 01-15-2005, 02:51 PM

ouchtown...population u bro

gottimd · 01-15-2005, 02:52 PM

"Well I went out with your sister and her friend last night and we were drinking, and yadda yadda yadda, I am extremely tired and they can't walk."

Easy Mac · 01-15-2005, 02:52 PM

I met someone I'm attracted to and they're good in bed.

Suicane75 · 01-15-2005, 02:54 PM

"I wouldnt feel right sleeping with you AND your mom."

Actually, I have never broken up with a girl, i've always been the dumpee.

JeeberD · 01-15-2005, 02:55 PM

You're just too fucking psycho...

Cringer · 01-15-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I met someone I'm attracted to and they're good in bed.....who would have thought a bearded midget woman would do it for me?

added on to....

Coffee Warlord · 01-15-2005, 02:57 PM

I finally saw you sober.

korme · 01-15-2005, 03:04 PM

I usually don't know how to say it, so I just say something:

ME: My postcount on the Front Office Football Central forums is 7533. Lets make fuck now.
HER: It's time we move on.

Easy Mac · 01-15-2005, 03:04 PM

your dog feels soooo good.

Easy Mac · 01-15-2005, 03:05 PM

menage a trois

Suicane75 · 01-15-2005, 03:05 PM

This is like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

Recoil · 01-15-2005, 03:11 PM

I'm gay.

Suicane75 · 01-15-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recoil

I'm gay.

No, that's how you pick up a girl.

Cringer · 01-15-2005, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

This is like peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Image stuck in head now.

sovereignstar · 01-15-2005, 03:12 PM

It's not you, it's me.

Noop · 01-15-2005, 03:18 PM

I have used this once... but when a girl I was going out with asked why I don't call or hang out with her my reply was " I don't know"... this made her so mad. Haha I think that was my best...

Recoil · 01-15-2005, 03:20 PM

Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.

Easy Mac · 01-15-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sovereignstar

It's not you, it's me.

Its not me, its you

miked · 01-15-2005, 03:24 PM

Welcome to dumpsville, population: you.

ahbrady · 01-15-2005, 04:20 PM

Here's another good one: Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you.

gottimd · 01-15-2005, 04:24 PM

What about: You now live in Dumpsville, population of 1.

korme · 01-15-2005, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miked

Welcome to dumpsville, population: you.

welcome to readtheentirethreadville, population: everyone sans you

Joe · 01-15-2005, 04:31 PM

what about "get the fuck away from me, bitch"

Flasch186 · 01-15-2005, 04:31 PM

welcome to dumpsville, population = you....w wait has someone already used that one?

korme · 01-15-2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I usually don't know how to say it, so I just say something:

ME: My postcount on the Front Office Football Central forums is 7533. Lets make fuck now.
HER: It's time we move on.

Of course when I said this to terpkristin, it was more like:

ME: My postcount on the Front Office Football Central forums is 7533. Lets make fuck now.
tk:

Noop · 01-15-2005, 04:52 PM

^^ Dont she walk funny?

Easy Mac · 01-15-2005, 05:28 PM

Can my dog pee on you?

Sharpieman · 01-15-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Recoil

Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.

haha...thats just cold.

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 01-15-2005, 09:29 PM

Or you could say: ''Im getting deployed .'' Hmmm....come to think of it that really is for getting a girl.

Joe · 01-15-2005, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

^^ Dont she walk funny?

now she does...

BigJohn&TheLions · 01-15-2005, 11:47 PM

I broke up with mine last month. It is complicated. Basically I knew something was wrong, and so did she. I told her I needed some time, maybe a month and we could see how we felt then. She wanted it to be a yes or no thing so I broke up with her. Basically I was proven right in that she didn't see why we should try to be friends if we weren't involved. As my sister told me after, "girlfriend" is a compound word. Without the "friend" part, she's just a "girl."

A friend told me tonight during his b'day party that he's about to split up with his girl. The only reason he didn't do it already is that she has been planning the party for a while, and he didn't want to ruin it. She's nice, but whiney and bossy.

I told him the best way to do it (not how I did it)

Have sex. Great sex. After you get off, roll over and say "Wow! Isn't break-up sex great!"

Senator · 01-16-2005, 11:54 AM

Hey honey, where is that fresh human skull I put in the freezer yesterday?

01-15-2005, 02:37 PM	#2
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	That one is perfect man. 'I don't have the money' was one I used, and it was true. Women cost too much. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

01-15-2005, 02:41 PM	#3
Recoil High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GA	The classic "Maybe we should just be friends" or my favorite "Do you think my ex-girlfriend still likes me?" Last edited by Recoil : 01-15-2005 at 02:42 PM.

01-15-2005, 02:44 PM	#5
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	"The new one will blow me and you wouldn't" __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

01-15-2005, 02:47 PM	#6
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population = you. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

01-15-2005, 02:52 PM	#9
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	"Well I went out with your sister and her friend last night and we were drinking, and yadda yadda yadda, I am extremely tired and they can't walk." __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-15-2005, 02:51 PM	#8
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	ouchtown...population u bro

01-15-2005, 02:52 PM	#10
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I met someone I'm attracted to and they're good in bed.

01-15-2005, 02:54 PM	#11
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	"I wouldnt feel right sleeping with you AND your mom." Actually, I have never broken up with a girl, i've always been the dumpee. Last edited by Suicane75 : 01-15-2005 at 02:57 PM.

01-15-2005, 02:55 PM	#12
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	You're just too fucking psycho... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

01-15-2005, 02:57 PM	#14
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I finally saw you sober.

01-15-2005, 03:04 PM	#15
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I usually don't know how to say it, so I just say something: ME: My postcount on the Front Office Football Central forums is 7533. Lets make fuck now. HER: It's time we move on.

01-15-2005, 03:04 PM	#16
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	your dog feels soooo good. Last edited by Easy Mac : 01-15-2005 at 03:05 PM.

01-15-2005, 03:05 PM	#17
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	menage a trois

01-15-2005, 03:11 PM	#19
Recoil High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GA	I'm gay.

01-15-2005, 03:12 PM	#22
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	It's not you, it's me.

01-15-2005, 03:18 PM	#23
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	I have used this once... but when a girl I was going out with asked why I don't call or hang out with her my reply was " I don't know"... this made her so mad. Haha I think that was my best... __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-15-2005, 03:20 PM	#24
Recoil High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: GA	Sorry, my doctor said I have to cut out all fat.

01-15-2005, 03:24 PM	#26
miked College Starter Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Dirty	Welcome to dumpsville, population: you.

01-15-2005, 04:20 PM	#27
ahbrady High School JV Join Date: Apr 2002	Here's another good one: Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you.

01-15-2005, 04:24 PM	#28
gottimd Dearly Missed (9/25/77-12/23/08) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: DC Suburbs	What about: You now live in Dumpsville, population of 1. __________________ NAFL New Orleans Saints GM/Co-Commish MP Career Record: 114-85 NAFL Super Bowl XI Champs In memory of Gavin Anthony: 7/22/08-7/26/08

01-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#30
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	what about "get the fuck away from me, bitch"

01-15-2005, 04:31 PM	#31
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	welcome to dumpsville, population = you....w wait has someone already used that one? __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

01-15-2005, 04:52 PM	#33
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	^^ Dont she walk funny? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

01-15-2005, 05:28 PM	#34
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	Can my dog pee on you?

01-15-2005, 09:29 PM	#36
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Or you could say: ''Im getting deployed .'' Hmmm....come to think of it that really is for getting a girl. __________________ Toujour Pret

01-15-2005, 11:47 PM	#38
BigJohn&TheLions College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New York	I broke up with mine last month. It is complicated. Basically I knew something was wrong, and so did she. I told her I needed some time, maybe a month and we could see how we felt then. She wanted it to be a yes or no thing so I broke up with her. Basically I was proven right in that she didn't see why we should try to be friends if we weren't involved. As my sister told me after, "girlfriend" is a compound word. Without the "friend" part, she's just a "girl." A friend told me tonight during his b'day party that he's about to split up with his girl. The only reason he didn't do it already is that she has been planning the party for a while, and he didn't want to ruin it. She's nice, but whiney and bossy. I told him the best way to do it (not how I did it) Have sex. Great sex. After you get off, roll over and say "Wow! Isn't break-up sex great!" __________________ In the immortal words of a great alcoholic, "Can't we all just get along?"

01-16-2005, 11:54 AM	#39
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	Hey honey, where is that fresh human skull I put in the freezer yesterday? __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

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