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12-31-2004, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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Looks like '99 was a good year.
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12-31-2004, 01:33 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Dikembe Mutombo, Elbows of Fate
So the other night, Bron collides with an evil gangly ass Deke elbow, and he breaks his cheekbone. The franchise now has to wear a mask(like the one Bitch Hamilton wears), and has to spend his 20th birthday with a swollen face.
Seriously, how many more people can dikembe fucking hurt. Look at this hitlist! April 20, 2004: Kenyon Martin, hit in the eye and retaliated by clubbing Mutombo across the arm. Received a technical foul March 31, 2003: Yao Ming, hit in the throat. Mutombo assessed flagrant foul Feb. 4, 2002: Vince Carter, hit in the gut May 16, 2001: Vince Carter, hit in the head. Carter did not return to Game 6 of the Eastern Conference playoffs May 6, 2001: Chris Childs, broken nose Feb. 26, 2001: Ray Allen, broken nose Jan. 13, 2001: Corey Maggette, eye trauma Dec. 28, 2000: Chauncey Billups, hit in the mouth, four stitches, fractured front tooth Feb. 6, 1999: Jayson Williams, broken nose May 4, 1999: Mark Strickland, broken nose May 8, 1999: Lindsey Hunter, left eye May 8, 1999: Christian Laettner, cut on face April 9, 1999: Chris Childs, lost a tooth; Marcus Camby, shot to throat; Larry Johnson, hit in the head; Patrick Ewing, hit in the head March 4, 1999: Kevin Willis, injured shoulder. Missed several games May 6, 1997: Dennis Rodman, retaliated and ejected with second technical foul April 12, 1997: Tom Gugliotta, broken nose Jan. 30, 1997: Antoine Carr, knocked senseless Jan. 4, 1997: Charles Oakley, four stitches to the lip Oct. 22, 1996: Michael Jordan, bloodied nose (preseason game) April 10, 1994: Robert Horry, hit in the head, fell to the floor Dec. 30, 1993: Chris Webber; Mutombo later ejected for taunting Chris Gatling Dec. 28, 1991: Robert Parish, hit the floor Nov. 29, 1991: Ricky Pierce, 12 stitches in forehead By my count, this is like the 4th #1 overall pick that Dikembe has injured. Last edited by stevew : 12-31-2004 at 01:34 AM. |
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12-31-2004, 01:40 AM
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Location: toronto
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These obviously don;t count.Wince gets put on the IR after nicking himself shaving.
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12-31-2004, 01:42 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Dammit! Are they calling LeBron "The Franchise"? KG is The Franchise.
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12-31-2004, 01:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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I need to see this game.
April 9, 1999: Chris Childs, lost a tooth; Marcus Camby, shot to throat; Larry Johnson, hit in the head; Patrick Ewing, hit in the head This is an artist at work! Last edited by stevew : 12-31-2004 at 02:13 AM. |
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12-31-2004, 01:52 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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He really has focused in on the number 1 overall picks lately. He got a little taste with Larry Johnson in that massacre against the Knicks, but didn't really buckle down and start taking out the top picks until the past couple years. Maybe he realizes he doesn't have much time left to try to ruin promising careers.
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12-31-2004, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Minneapolis
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Bob and Tom show had a very funny skit with Cookie monster complaining that Dikembe took his schtick. This was around 99 if I recall. The called cookie monster and he was pissed. Then they played an after game interview with Dikembe. The sounded pretty close.
Made me laugh, but so do old people that piss themselves
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12-31-2004, 02:13 AM
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Lebron doesnt sucker punch his other teammates in the face. The Cavs will win a title before the wolves do. Last edited by stevew : 12-31-2004 at 02:17 AM. |
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12-31-2004, 02:17 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Damn, forgot that Grandmama was the #1 overall. That brings the total to 5 #1's hes hurt(James, Kmart, Ming, Johnson, Webber) Alot of these other guys, Laettner, Billips, Jordan at least, were very high draft picks. He needs to wail on some scrubs. |
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12-31-2004, 03:16 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, Mo
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How long till they make a Dikembe Mutumbo Combat Basketball game.. similar to the old one on snes.. Bill Laimbeer Combat Basketball
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12-31-2004, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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End your life. KG is "The Big Ticket" (sweet nick), and The Franchise is the one and only Stevie Franchise. |
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12-31-2004, 09:07 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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The Plastic Man, however, is Stacy Augmon.
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12-31-2004, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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"Who wants to sex Mutombo?!?"
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12-31-2004, 11:26 AM
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01-02-2005, 02:07 PM
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I used to love watching Dik swing those elbows when he was with the Nugs. He put the fear of god into opposing centers...
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