*IMPORTANT* LOST PET

Fritz · 11-16-2004, 07:53 PM

has anyone seen my pet shark? I left him next to a Beach in South Africa a few days ago. I went to get a sno-cone and when I came back he was gone.

He is 18 feet long, kind of gray and white, and answers to the name Petunia.

Please, I am worried that he has not eaten in days and must be famished.

please PM me if you have any information.

DeToxRox · 11-16-2004, 07:55 PM

don't worry fritz. i bet he's been snacking on some old junk food nearing its expiration date.

Draft Dodger · 11-16-2004, 07:58 PM

man, you might even call that shark...*gasp*...COLOSSAL

cartman · 11-16-2004, 08:26 PM

There's a numbers for Hooper's Shark Catchers around here somewhere.... I seem to remember it having a Massachusetts area code...

bbor · 11-16-2004, 08:38 PM

You lost Marm?

Lathum · 11-16-2004, 09:37 PM

"were going to need a bigger boat"

Coffee Warlord · 11-16-2004, 10:10 PM

I was wondering why my dinner looked so damn familiar.

Fritz · 11-17-2004, 06:50 AM

you people are not nice.

11-16-2004, 07:58 PM	#3
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	man, you might even call that shark...gasp...COLOSSAL __________________ Mile High Hockey

11-16-2004, 08:26 PM	#4
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	There's a numbers for Hooper's Shark Catchers around here somewhere.... I seem to remember it having a Massachusetts area code... __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

11-16-2004, 08:38 PM	#5
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	You lost Marm? __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

11-17-2004, 06:50 AM	#8
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	you people are not nice. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

11-16-2004, 07:55 PM	#2
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	don't worry fritz. i bet he's been snacking on some old junk food nearing its expiration date.

11-16-2004, 09:37 PM	#6
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	"were going to need a bigger boat"

11-16-2004, 10:10 PM	#7
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I was wondering why my dinner looked so damn familiar.

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