Kirstie Alley

Suicane75 · 11-12-2004, 03:07 PM

Eghads, what happened?????

The_herd · 11-12-2004, 03:08 PM

About 200 pounds...

JeeberD · 11-12-2004, 03:09 PM

You just found out she blew up like a blimp???

Raiders Army · 11-12-2004, 03:11 PM

Her husband's a homo?

Suicane75 · 11-12-2004, 03:11 PM

I knew she had gotten chunky but not this big.

JeeberD · 11-12-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

Her husband's a homo?

Don't talk about Robin Culcord that way...

DeToxRox · 11-12-2004, 03:13 PM

apparently she was more fetched with norm

Fonzie · 11-12-2004, 03:24 PM

I propose that we name the FOFC aircraft carrier after her.

korme · 11-12-2004, 03:24 PM

pic plz k thx

DeToxRox · 11-12-2004, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

pic plz k thx

i hope your screen resolution is 12 sq. feet by 12 sq. feet

Fonzie · 11-12-2004, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

pic plz k thx

Belay that order!

Franklinnoble · 11-12-2004, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Fonzie

I propose that we name the FOFC aircraft carrier after her.

Brilliant!

The USS Kirstie Alley does have a nice ring to it...

Raiders Army · 11-12-2004, 03:45 PM

That's no actress....it's a space station.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-12-2004, 03:51 PM

It raises the possiblity for a whole new posting category:
FOFC Kirstie Alley --
name four life-sized figures from (category) that could be carved on Kirstie Alley

Suicane75 · 11-12-2004, 03:53 PM

Am i nuts for saying that I think I would still give it to her?

Fonzie · 11-12-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

That's no actress....it's a space station.

Beautiful.

Franklinnoble · 11-12-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Am i nuts for saying that I think I would still give it to her?

No... there's all kinds of fetish sites for guys like you.

Ksyrup · 11-12-2004, 04:00 PM

She did a big round of publicity crap about her weight a couple of months ago, how she was going to embrace being a large actress, etc., and I think there was something about a reality show following her around or something like that. I assumed it would be an ultra-boring version of Anna Nicole Smith's show.

JonInMiddleGA · 11-12-2004, 04:03 PM

IIRC the reality show is/was titled "Fat Actress" and it was supposed to chronicle the realities of being a horizontally-challenged actress in Hollywood.

Ksyrup · 11-12-2004, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

IIRC the reality show is/was titled "Fat Actress" and it was supposed to chronicle the realities of being a horizontally-challenged actress in Hollywood.

Are they stopping there, or also adding the "unbelievably annoying voice and limited acting skills" part of the package she brings?

kcchief19 · 11-12-2004, 04:49 PM

I wish I were making this up ...

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Kirstie Alley calls on publicist to breast feed her pet possum
By The Associated Press
(11/02/04 - NEW YORK) — Publicists are expected to do anything a star tells them to do -- but does that include breast-feeding a possum?

It does if Kirstie Alley's your boss. Vanity Fair says Alley once brought her pet possum to an event and when it started squeaking because it was hungry, Alley asked her publicist "say, aren't you nursing a baby right now?"

Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it, but she did express her breast milk into a bottle, which Alley fed to her pet.
(Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

SplitPersonality1 · 11-12-2004, 04:53 PM

Number 1 - "Who the heck has a pet 'possum?"

Number 2 - "Who actually agrees to express breast milk for a 'possum?"

Number 3 - "What....Who....I got nothin'"

Karim · 11-12-2004, 04:55 PM

She ain't got nothin' on Rita McNeil - the world's largest land mammal.

sabotai · 11-12-2004, 05:10 PM

"Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it"

Does that mean if the possum did not have sharp teeth, she would have done it!?

Franklinnoble · 11-12-2004, 05:21 PM

Does the publicist oblige when Kirstie starts to squeak with hunger?

Qwikshot · 11-12-2004, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

I wish I were making this up ...

Sounds like something Marlon Brando would've asked.

Karlifornia · 11-12-2004, 07:16 PM

I don't care how fat this lady gets. I'm getting caught up in the buzz of her new project starring her opposite of John Travolta: Look Who's Talking About A Gastric Bypass.

Chubby · 11-12-2004, 07:18 PM

I'm still waiting for "Kirstie's Alley" to get released...

haji1 · 11-13-2004, 12:34 AM

Speaking of women, saw a shot of Daisy Duke today. SHe would need about three pairs of her famous shorts sewn together now to be able to get them on. So many of my childhood fantasies dashed.

sterlingice · 11-13-2004, 01:42 AM

This is one of the most disturbing topics I've ever stumbled across on this board. I just wanted to read about the Steelers/Browns thread and I accidentally clicked this.

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11-12-2004, 03:51 PM	#14
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	It raises the possiblity for a whole new posting category: FOFC Kirstie Alley -- name four life-sized figures from (category) that could be carved on Kirstie Alley __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-12-2004, 04:00 PM	#18
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	She did a big round of publicity crap about her weight a couple of months ago, how she was going to embrace being a large actress, etc., and I think there was something about a reality show following her around or something like that. I assumed it would be an ultra-boring version of Anna Nicole Smith's show. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-12-2004, 04:03 PM	#19
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	IIRC the reality show is/was titled "Fat Actress" and it was supposed to chronicle the realities of being a horizontally-challenged actress in Hollywood. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

11-12-2004, 03:11 PM	#4
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	Her husband's a homo?

11-12-2004, 03:11 PM	#5
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I knew she had gotten chunky but not this big.

11-12-2004, 03:13 PM	#7
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	apparently she was more fetched with norm

11-12-2004, 03:24 PM	#8
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	I propose that we name the FOFC aircraft carrier after her.

11-12-2004, 03:24 PM	#9
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	pic plz k thx

11-12-2004, 03:45 PM	#13
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	That's no actress....it's a space station.

11-12-2004, 03:53 PM	#15
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Am i nuts for saying that I think I would still give it to her?

11-12-2004, 04:53 PM	#22
SplitPersonality1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Grafton, WI	Number 1 - "Who the heck has a pet 'possum?" Number 2 - "Who actually agrees to express breast milk for a 'possum?" Number 3 - "What....Who....I got nothin'"

11-12-2004, 04:55 PM	#23
Karim College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Calgary	She ain't got nothin' on Rita McNeil - the world's largest land mammal.

11-12-2004, 05:10 PM	#24
sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	"Seeing the possum's teeth, the publicist refused to breast feed it" Does that mean if the possum did not have sharp teeth, she would have done it!? Last edited by sabotai : 11-12-2004 at 05:10 PM.

11-12-2004, 05:21 PM	#25
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Does the publicist oblige when Kirstie starts to squeak with hunger?

11-12-2004, 07:16 PM	#27
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11-12-2004, 07:18 PM	#28
Chubby Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Syracuse, NY	I'm still waiting for "Kirstie's Alley" to get released...

11-13-2004, 12:34 AM	#29
haji1 Mascot Join Date: Jun 2003	Speaking of women, saw a shot of Daisy Duke today. SHe would need about three pairs of her famous shorts sewn together now to be able to get them on. So many of my childhood fantasies dashed.

11-13-2004, 01:42 AM	#30
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