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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The stars at night; are big and bright
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Risking a banning
This, I have to pass on to the forum. Alot of you have seen it, I am sure.
NSFW - language hxxp://www.laserp.com/chris_rockfp.htm
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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I can vouch for the leave the woman home part.
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Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Greensboro, NC
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This is one of my fav videos of all-time. The look on the guy's face as she screams, "He got weed!!! He got weed!!!" is just priceless.
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Mascot
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Cold, old England
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I like the driver's face when his friend just goes off on a mad one!
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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"Tell your friend to shut the fuck up."
Heh, two nights ago my friend, her little brother, and I were driving to my friend's house after an Astros game and then a trip to a local tavern. We were going down the road at a decent clip since my friend (who was driving) had to pee rather badly, and the next thing we knew there were flashing lights in the rearview mirror. First thing my friend tells her brother (who is 22 but slightly retarded and on the metal level of a ten or twelve year old) is "Don't say a damn thing." So the officer comes up and asks how we're doing tonight. My friend says that she's doing fantastic, except that she really has to pee badly. The officer then asks if she knew how fast we were going, and she says she really doesn't know. Turns out we were doing 60 in a 35 zone (three lanes in both directions and the speed limit is 35???), but the officer said that he would let us go with a warning so that my friend could go and do her business. He then asked where we were headed, and my friend said that we were going straight to her house...and that's when her brother spoke up. "No, we're going to my house first. She needs to take me home!" The officer then raised an eyebrow, "You must not need to pee that badly then..." Luckily, he still let us off with the warning, but my friend gave her brother the biggest chewing out when we hit the road. I could so see the cop changing his mind after that...
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