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Old 02-24-2003, 02:33 PM   #1
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Baby rew!

Born this morn, Feb 24, baby #8 in the Revrew household!

Born at home, with revrew doin' the catchin' and Mrs. Rew doin' the, well, y'know.

If it's true that a puppy's paws determine the size of the adult, then you can all add Mattias Gregory Rew to your 2024 rosters as a 6'5 335 lb LT. He's got the wingspan for it, too!

Mama and baby are doin great!
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:34 PM   #2
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:35 PM   #3
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Congrats! #8 ?!?!?! You're a busy man.
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:36 PM   #4
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:36 PM   #5
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:37 PM   #6
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Only 3 more to go for an entire starting offense! Congrats!

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Old 02-24-2003, 02:37 PM   #7
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Great news!

But did you say 8?!? Two more and you can have a basketball scrimmage.
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:38 PM   #8
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#8! Good Gravy! They're so matter of fact now, you're having them at home while watching TV, is that it?

Congrats!
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:40 PM   #9
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I understand there are rumors floating about regarding the relationship of hands to other parts of the body as well. You should be so proud.

Congratulations, revrew. Born at home? Like with a midwife?

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Old 02-24-2003, 02:41 PM   #10
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:42 PM   #11
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Congrats. Hopefully someday I'll have a left tackle of my own. Of course, there's no way I'm going to go for eight. Three max...
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:42 PM   #12
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Congrats, Rev!
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:55 PM   #13
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Old 02-24-2003, 02:57 PM   #14
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Congratulations to Rev and Mrs. Rew.
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Old 02-24-2003, 03:38 PM   #15
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Old 02-24-2003, 04:45 PM   #16
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Re: Baby rew!

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Born this morn, Feb 24, baby #8 in the Revrew household!

Born at home, with revrew doin' the catchin' and Mrs. Rew doin' the, well, y'know.

If it's true that a puppy's paws determine the size of the adult, then you can all add Mattias Gregory Rew to your 2024 rosters as a 6'5 335 lb LT. He's got the wingspan for it, too!

Mama and baby are doin great!


How about some stats on the little beast?
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Old 02-24-2003, 05:45 PM   #17
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congrats.. and I'll be the umpteenth person to say

Holy cow, number 8????
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Old 02-24-2003, 05:56 PM   #18
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Congrats! #8 ?!?!?! You're a busy man.


well, somebody is, anyway...

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Old 02-24-2003, 06:04 PM   #19
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Old 02-24-2003, 06:14 PM   #20
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Old 02-24-2003, 06:23 PM   #21
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Congrats and good luck with the sleep schedule. I have 3 and they almost killed me (back long ago when they were young'uns. What is the boy/girl ratio?
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Old 02-24-2003, 06:45 PM   #22
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That is great news revrew!

God Bless you, your family and new addition.
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:02 PM   #23
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Congrats and good luck with the sleep schedule. I have 3 and they almost killed me (back long ago when they were young'uns. What is the boy/girl ratio?


Thank y'all! 3 almost killed me too! But then we had number 4, and things got progressively easier. 3 was definitely the hardest number of children to have, especially when mine were all little.

Boy/Girl? Mattias evens the score at 4 of each.

Stats? 9.5 lbs, with about a 3-foot wingspan, and hands so big he can probably already throw a split-finger fastball.

Someone asked earlier about a midwife. #1, 2, and 3 were in hospital w/midwife. #4 and 5 were in hospital -- never again, Lord willing! #6 was supposed to be at home with midwife, but she didn't arrive on time, and I attended solo. #7 we just had at home, skip the midwife (though we had prenatal care). #8 was the same.
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:05 PM   #24
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With 3, the old joke about having to play "zone defense" applies. But with 8? Not sure there IS a defense for that!
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Old 02-24-2003, 07:21 PM   #25
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With 3, the old joke about having to play "zone defense" applies. But with 8? Not sure there IS a defense for that!

Yes, it's called "Box-One" defense. Place them all in a box (crib), and run around trying to catch the one that keeps getting away.
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Old 02-25-2003, 09:21 AM   #26
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With 3, the old joke about having to play "zone defense" applies. But with 8? Not sure there IS a defense for that!


I think that's when you have to start recruiting from the other team and go back to man-to-man.

Have child 1 cover child 4, child 2 covers child 5, child 3 covers child 6 and then mom and dad can take 7 and 8.
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Old 02-25-2003, 11:02 AM   #27
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Congrats.

My boss has 8 kids as well.

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Old 02-25-2003, 11:04 AM   #28
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Many, many congrats bro!

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Old 02-25-2003, 11:45 AM   #29
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Doh! I just realized that although I responded to this thread, I didn’t even say congrats!

Congratulations, revrew!
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Old 02-25-2003, 12:41 PM   #30
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Doh! I just realized that although I responded to this thread, I didn’t even say congrats!

Congratulations, revrew!


Wow. Me too. My bad. Congrats!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-25-2003, 01:07 PM   #31
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Congratulations! 8, wow!
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Old 02-25-2003, 02:26 PM   #32
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I think that's when you have to start recruiting from the other team and go back to man-to-man.

Have child 1 cover child 4, child 2 covers child 5, child 3 covers child 6 and then mom and dad can take 7 and 8.


That's almost exactly right!

But you've got to invert the order a bit. Mom and Dad take 7 and 8. 1 takes 6, 2 takes 5, and 3 takes 4. Although I kind of like the box-and-one strategy. I might try that approach now and then when they've gone on a streak and we need to slow their momentum.
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