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Old 08-28-2004, 10:17 PM   #1
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(Video) If they're casting for the role of "Dumbass," give it to this guy.

http://www.twyst.org/~pumpy/castin.mov

It's a little over a meg, and it's kinda stupid, but I laughed nonstop for about four minutes afterwards.
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:21 PM   #2
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HAHAHAH I like how he still tries and whips the nunchuks back and forth....
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:21 PM   #3
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And Mr.Tudors.....was that you with a fro?
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:22 PM   #4
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And Mr.Tudors.....was that you with a fro?

Busted.
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:22 PM   #5
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Very funny. Not laughing for 4 minutes straight funny (for me) but still good.
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:28 PM   #6
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Wow. Had some trouble with that initial move, eh?
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:30 PM   #7
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You know, everytime I watch it, I can't stop laughing at the initial thud, and the fact that his 'fro got dented.
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Old 08-28-2004, 10:35 PM   #8
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You know, everytime I watch it, I can't stop laughing at the initial thud, and the fact that his 'fro got dented.

Yes, it's the thud that gets me every time.
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:00 PM   #9
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"god, are you okay?"

"no he's not, no he's not"

that and the little "wassup" tilt of the head before he flips... too funny.
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:18 PM   #10
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http://www.twyst.org/~pumpy/
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:23 PM   #11
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hahahaha

Yeah, it's the attempt to keep things going after the fall that really takes things to the next level.
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:39 PM   #12
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that and the little "wassup" tilt of the head before he flips... too funny.

this really is what makes the whole thing so golden.

I laughed a lot harder the 2nd/3rd time watching it and reading the commentary here.

(thud)

girl: oooh

(crash)

girl: god , are you OK?

2nd girl: no he's not

afroman: no, i'm ok

2nd girl: are you sure?

afroman: yeah, im fine

dreadlock man: stay down, stay down, stay down don't try to stand up

afroman: sorry guys
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:49 PM   #13
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this really is what makes the whole thing so golden.

I laughed a lot harder the 2nd/3rd time watching it and reading the commentary here.

(thud)

girl: oooh

(crash)

girl: god , are you OK?

2nd girl: no he's not

afroman: no, i'm ok

2nd girl: are you sure?

afroman: yeah, im fine

dreadlock man: stay down, stay down, stay down don't try to stand up

afroman: sorry guys


Yeah, I watched it a few more dozen times, and the dialogue is really funny. "Sorry guys."
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:56 PM   #14
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Yeah, I'll put something better there eventually. Maybe a picture of Mrs. Leafs.

Or maybe I won't.
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Old 08-28-2004, 11:58 PM   #15
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Very funny video. I laughed just as hard at the link Maple put up though.
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Old 08-29-2004, 12:01 AM   #16
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After printing out some notes for my fantasy football draft, I decided to go back and look at this again. It's still funny.
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Old 08-29-2004, 12:09 AM   #17
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I've also found it is more funny watching it the 2nd or 3rd time after reading the commentary in this thread.
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Old 08-29-2004, 08:55 AM   #18
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Moderately funny.

Of course, I want to know who the guy is with the really long dregs who comes in at the end of the movie.
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:43 AM   #19
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It's been over 12 hours, and nobody's chimed in to say that it's not funny yet?
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:57 AM   #20
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that and the little "wassup" tilt of the head before he flips... too funny.
This is the key to the whole video. That "hey baby" little smirk right at the start.
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Old 08-29-2004, 10:59 AM   #21
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Of course, I want to know who the guy is with the really long dregs who comes in at the end of the movie.

Ohbytheway, that's my sister. Be nice.
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:44 AM   #22
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It's been over 12 hours, and nobody's chimed in to say that it's not funny yet?

Not funny at all. Poor guy got hurt...











OK, OK, so it was funny. Laughed my fuckin' ass off...
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Old 08-30-2004, 09:58 AM   #23
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The only thing i found funny was the fact that he immediately started twirling his nunchucks from the floor as if there was a way for him to salvage the ass he made of himself.
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Old 08-30-2004, 10:00 AM   #24
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Even HA found some part of it funny. This board must be going downhill.
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Old 08-30-2004, 10:04 AM   #25
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The only thing i found funny was the fact that he immediately started twirling his nunchucks from the floor as if there was a way for him to salvage the ass he made of himself.

Bingo.
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Old 08-31-2004, 02:35 AM   #26
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52 hours later and I'm STILL cracking up.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:03 AM   #27
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I like the face he makes when he starts twirling the nunchuks.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:10 AM   #28
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This is the key to the whole video. That "hey baby" little smirk right at the start.

I think it just becomes funnier and funnier because you know what's coming next, while this cocky ass is clueless. A truly marvelous video.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:03 PM   #29
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this has made me laugh for 3 days now.... no matter how many times i watch it. I still bust out laughing everytime.
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Old 08-31-2004, 10:13 PM   #30
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It gets better with time.
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