FOFC Survivor: Biggest Jerk In Sports

Swaggs · 02-21-2003, 11:00 PM

The goal is to have the biggest jerk in sports left at the end of this Survivor. So, we are voting off the least offensive of the 9 remaining biggest sports jerks in this thread.

Tomorrow, the thread will be reborn w/ the 8 remaining jerks on board, and so on and son, until we are left with the ultimate sports jerk.

Yesterday, the tribe spoke.

Voted off:
Day 1: Notre Dame University Football (23 of 73 / 31.51%)

Biggest jerk after:
Day 1: Mike Tyson (0 of 73 / 0%)

Wild Card Nominees (vote for two in thread):
--Terrell Owens
--Al Davis
--Rasheed Wallace
--Bobby Knight
--Tonya Harding

mckerney · 02-22-2003, 12:17 AM

Rasheed Wallace & Todd Bouman

If I had a third nomination it'd go to Dennis Green.

I'm sick of people playing the race card as to why he wasn't hired as a head coach. As coach of the Vikings not only was he condescending and paranoid of the media (he later went on to do an NFL draft coverage show where he was asked what a teams attitude may be towards a certain player and he responded with 'we don't like to talk about that'), was power hungry in the organization, lost control over his players. That's not enough to not get a 2nd chance some of his supporters say. Need more? He also threatened to sue his employeers for ownership of the team, publishing a copy of the potential lawsuit in a book he wrote. Think that may scare off a few owners?

EDIT: Changed my mind a couple times

Ben E Lou · 02-22-2003, 05:04 AM

Tonya Harding and Terrell Owens

ACStrider · 02-22-2003, 07:37 AM

Bobby Knight and Terrell Owens

Blackadar · 02-22-2003, 08:48 AM

Is it just me, or would anyone else like to bang Tonya Harding?

Sort of that trailer park queen romp in the back seat of a Camaro?

Barkeep49 · 02-22-2003, 08:52 AM

Al Davis and Bobby Knight

moriarty · 02-22-2003, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackadar
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to bang Tonya Harding?

Umm... I'm going to say it's just you.

JonInMiddleGA · 02-22-2003, 09:04 AM

Nolan Richardson, Sr. and Nolan Richardson, Jr.

Blackadar · 02-22-2003, 12:22 PM

I guess I'm the only one who likes that trailer-park queen look.

But it's still not enough to get me to pay for the lame-ass fight tonight.

sterlingice · 02-22-2003, 03:08 PM

The first wild card is easy: Tonya Harding.

Hmm... the second. Ooh! Ooh! I nomiate either Scott Boras or Donald Fehr so we can have another "what's wrong with baseball" kind of guy. I guess I lean towards Fehr since I find him more offensive than Selig and would make a good foil to him on the poll.

SI

andy m · 02-22-2003, 04:37 PM

(can't read. too many beers. my bad)

tucker342 · 02-22-2003, 04:58 PM

Bobby Knight
Tonya Harding

The_herd · 02-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Blackadar
Is it just me, or would anyone else like to bang Tonya Harding?

That sure as hell would make an interesting poll.

Kodos · 02-22-2003, 05:25 PM

Terrell Owens, Al Davis.

BishopMVP · 02-22-2003, 05:46 PM

Bobby Knight, Donald Fehr

JeeberD · 02-22-2003, 05:46 PM

Terrell Owens and Bobby Knight

GoldenEagle · 02-22-2003, 07:01 PM

Terrall Owens and Tonya Harding.

Please dont vote Daniel Snyder off.

JeeberD · 02-22-2003, 07:23 PM

Come on people, vote for Jerry. He's the least evil person on this list. I mean, John Henry Williams is about to get out. That's so not fair, he's such a slimeball. Milking his dead father for all he's worth. Hell, he was milking him for cash long before he was dead, making him autograph just about everything in sight...

Swaggs · 02-22-2003, 08:41 PM

Looks like the polls will be open late tonight. It could come down to the wire!

Blackadar · 02-22-2003, 10:04 PM

Damn. My trailer-trash queen got beat up tonight.

View Poll Results: Who Is the Least Offensive of the Following Jerks in Sports?
Bud Selig (MLB Commisioner)	6	11.54%
Pete Rose (Tax Evading, Banned by MLB, All Time Hit King)	3	5.77%
John Henry Williams (Son of MLB Hall of Famer Ted Williams. Cryogenically Froze Dear Old Dad)	8	15.38%
George Steinbrenner (Egomaniacal New York Yankees Owner)	6	11.54%
Mike Tyson (Criminally Insane, Ear Biting Boxer)	3	5.77%
Jerry Jones (Back Stabbing/Rule Bending Dallas Cowboys Owner)	8	15.38%
O.J. Simpson (All Time Great RB/Suspect In Double Homicide)	3	5.77%
Daniel Snyder (Napoleonic, Coach-Slaying Owner of the Washington Redskins)	10	19.23%
Randy Moss (Law and Record Breaking Minnesota Vikings WR)	5	9.62%
Voters: 52. You may not vote on this poll

02-22-2003, 12:17 AM	#2
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Rasheed Wallace & Todd Bouman If I had a third nomination it'd go to Dennis Green. I'm sick of people playing the race card as to why he wasn't hired as a head coach. As coach of the Vikings not only was he condescending and paranoid of the media (he later went on to do an NFL draft coverage show where he was asked what a teams attitude may be towards a certain player and he responded with 'we don't like to talk about that'), was power hungry in the organization, lost control over his players. That's not enough to not get a 2nd chance some of his supporters say. Need more? He also threatened to sue his employeers for ownership of the team, publishing a copy of the potential lawsuit in a book he wrote. Think that may scare off a few owners? EDIT: Changed my mind a couple times Last edited by mckerney : 02-22-2003 at 12:26 AM.

02-22-2003, 05:04 AM	#3
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Tonya Harding and Terrell Owens __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

02-22-2003, 07:37 AM	#4
ACStrider High School JV Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin, TX	Bobby Knight and Terrell Owens __________________ "I'm evil." "Oh you are not!" "Oh I am too." -- Brak

02-22-2003, 08:48 AM	#5
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Is it just me, or would anyone else like to bang Tonya Harding? Sort of that trailer park queen romp in the back seat of a Camaro? Last edited by Blackadar : 02-22-2003 at 08:48 AM.

02-22-2003, 08:52 AM	#6
Barkeep49 Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Not too far away	Al Davis and Bobby Knight

02-22-2003, 09:04 AM	#8
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Nolan Richardson, Sr. and Nolan Richardson, Jr. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

02-22-2003, 12:22 PM	#9
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	I guess I'm the only one who likes that trailer-park queen look. But it's still not enough to get me to pay for the lame-ass fight tonight.

02-22-2003, 03:08 PM	#10
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	The first wild card is easy: Tonya Harding. Hmm... the second. Ooh! Ooh! I nomiate either Scott Boras or Donald Fehr so we can have another "what's wrong with baseball" kind of guy. I guess I lean towards Fehr since I find him more offensive than Selig and would make a good foil to him on the poll. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

02-22-2003, 04:37 PM	#11
andy m High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: norwich, UK	(can't read. too many beers. my bad) __________________ mostly harmless FOFL 2009 champs - Norwich Quagmire Last edited by andy m : 02-22-2003 at 04:39 PM.

02-22-2003, 04:58 PM	#12
tucker342 Pro Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Iowa City, IA	Bobby Knight Tonya Harding

02-22-2003, 05:25 PM	#14
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Terrell Owens, Al Davis.

02-22-2003, 05:46 PM	#15
BishopMVP Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Concord, MA/UMass	Bobby Knight, Donald Fehr

02-22-2003, 05:46 PM	#16
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Terrell Owens and Bobby Knight __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-22-2003, 07:01 PM	#17
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	Terrall Owens and Tonya Harding. Please dont vote Daniel Snyder off. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

02-22-2003, 07:23 PM	#18
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Come on people, vote for Jerry. He's the least evil person on this list. I mean, John Henry Williams is about to get out. That's so not fair, he's such a slimeball. Milking his dead father for all he's worth. Hell, he was milking him for cash long before he was dead, making him autograph just about everything in sight... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-22-2003, 08:41 PM	#19
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Looks like the polls will be open late tonight. It could come down to the wire! __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

02-22-2003, 10:04 PM	#20
Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Damn. My trailer-trash queen got beat up tonight.

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