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Retired
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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Summarizing the Political Debates
Let's summarize every FOFC political debate:
Right-wing Republicans are goose-stepping, jackbooted Nazis. Left-wing Democrats are PC cauliflower heads who live in La-la land. And I'm right. Does this about sum it up? Disclaimer - This is probably a bad attempt at humor, but it meant to be humorous nonetheless. Any resemblance between the above and real humor is unintentional. If this had been real humor, you would have been instructed to go to the nearest bomb shelter and kiss your ass goodbye. Any resemblance between the above and my own views is non-deterministic. All rights reserved. Any resemblance to actual persons at FOFC, living or dead, is intentional and not purely coincidental. I fart in your general direction. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes, and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the website, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
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Actually, I recognized it as humor almost immediately.
After all ... you're never right ![]() |
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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looks like blacky does drink in the middle of the week
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I resent your implications about cauliflower. I rather enjoy cauliflower.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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You left out gulllible. Oh, you were just joking. |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA
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A briefer way to characterize the debate.
Republicans = Evil Democrats = Stupid
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Some knots are better left untied. |
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Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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How can the party that has W. as their star not be considered the "stupid" party. ![]() |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: North Carolina
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Democrats want to save the world but have no idea how to do it.
Republicans hate everyone, but they have the statistics to prove it. |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I've always heard this one:
If you're young and a Republican, you have no heart. If you're old and a Democrat, you have no brain.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Highlands Ranch, CO, USA
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I'm looking more at how the parties characterize each other rather than individuals within the party.
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Some knots are better left untied. |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Although I personally despise cauliflower (yes, even smothered in cheese sauce), I will die fighting for your right to "enjoy" it however you so choose.
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: norwich, UK
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"left wing" (yeah, good one) democrat : "I say your three cent titanium tax goes too far."
right wing republican : "And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn't go too far enough." |
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College Prospect
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Berkley, MI
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Left Wing: Want to control you through money not mind...
Right Wing: Want to control you through mind not money... I love over simplifying things.... ![]() Oh and your post was funny too... ![]() |
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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Couldn't have said it better myself.
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"I guess I'll fade into Bolivian." -Mike Tyson, after being knocked out by Lennox Lewis. Proud Dumba** Elect of the "Biggest Dumba** of FOFC Award" Author of the 2004 Golden Scribe Gold Trophy for Best Basketball Dynasty, It Rhymes With Puke. |
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Yeah, me too. I pull this one out on occasion (when the situation calls for it, which is rarely). I used to have no heart, but the passing of time has put me right. ![]() CR
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. |
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