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Old 06-20-2004, 11:24 PM   #1
AENeuman
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I hate pondering stupid things...

I hate the fact that I know JLo is married, Madonna has some other name, and William Hung exist.
Also, I hate that I have to ponder Clinton and his sex thing, Kobe and his sex thing, and worst of all, OJ keeps popping up for, I guess, my enjoyment.
Not only do I know all these things, but to my horror, I now have an opinion of them. While I could careless about them, I nevertheless, have thought, "Hmm, Ester, that's a nice name." And, "Yes Bill, it called moral relativism."

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Old 06-20-2004, 11:31 PM   #2
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Slow night, huh?
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Old 06-20-2004, 11:45 PM   #3
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ESTER? HORRIBLE NAME
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:05 AM   #4
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:08 AM   #5
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Dola -

This is a dolapost.
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:10 AM   #6
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:32 AM   #7
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Madona has some other name?
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:32 AM   #8
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Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."
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Old 06-21-2004, 08:03 AM   #9
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If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk? (ripped of from Steven Wright)
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Old 06-21-2004, 08:06 AM   #10
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If the Queen Elizabeth 2 was going down Broadway on rollerskates, how many pancakes would it take to shingle the roof of a doghouse?
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Old 06-21-2004, 02:57 PM   #11
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How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:54 PM   #12
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*jumps shark*
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:09 PM   #13
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If a shark jumps, but no one is around to see it, did it really jump?
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:44 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by sachmo71
If a fly had no wings, would it be called a walk? (ripped of from Steven Wright)

Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left.

You can't have everything. Where would you keep it?
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:50 PM   #15
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Why did God give men nipples?
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:53 PM   #16
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Why did God give men nipples?


Once you lose your viginity, you'll know.
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Old 06-21-2004, 05:04 PM   #17
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Once you lose your viginity, you'll know.

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Old 06-21-2004, 05:06 PM   #18
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Once you lose your viginity, you'll know.

How do I lose my viginity? I didn't even know I had one of those.
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