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02-07-2003, 10:08 AM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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OT: Quotes about dogs
A buddy sent these to me...some of them are great. I like Groucho's the best, I think. Anyway, enjoy!
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."- Will Rogers "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made"- M. Facklam "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."- Sigmund Freud "The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."- Anonymous "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent are often continued in the next yard."- Dave Barry "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. Franklin Jones "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." Unknown "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl."- Penny Ward Moser "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."- Fran Lebowitz "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."- Rita Rudner "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." Joe Weinstein "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."- Ann Landers "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." Ben Williams "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."-Andy Rooney "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -Anne Tyler "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."-James Thurber "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."- Groucho Marx |
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02-07-2003, 11:14 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Bah, dogs stink, drool everywhere, chew everything up, and you gotta take them out to do their business. Give me a cat any day of the week. I sure do love pussies.
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02-07-2003, 11:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Somerville, MA
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yes, i second the pussies over dogs
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02-07-2003, 11:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: speak to the trout
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Bah, cats hide, shed everywhere, scratch everything up, and you gotta clean up their business after they are done with it. Give me a dog any day of the week. I sure do love puppies.
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02-07-2003, 12:10 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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To change whay bbor says to fit my ideas:
Pussies can't hide, shed on me, scratch everything down there (if not well-kept), and you gotta clean up their business after you're done with it. Give me a pussy any day of the week. I sure do love pussy. |
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02-07-2003, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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I agree, and cats are so bad either... |
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02-07-2003, 02:30 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Nova Scotia
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My two favourite breeds of dogs are stuffed and ceramic.
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02-07-2003, 02:55 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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On a serious note...if you're a guy and you prefer cats to dogs...is your favorite color pink?
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02-07-2003, 02:57 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Nah, I prefer purple...
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02-07-2003, 02:57 PM
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Pro Starter
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I had both a cat and a dog, I enjoyed both of them much, but the cat was better because it didn't mind company but it would go off and do his own thing, and leave a present or two in the form of the rabbit head, mouse head, etc...the dog on the other hand once you gave it attention would crave more and more...and the only presents he left behind I had to clean up...
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02-07-2003, 02:58 PM
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02-07-2003, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
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Hey cats and dogs are excellent hunters...I recall my near dead half blind cat still catching birds by the wing and taking them to his den of death in the garage... The only thing my dog ever caught was his own poo...he'd chase a rabbit, but decided better after a few quick jaunts... |
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02-07-2003, 03:11 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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The cat I had a few years ago was a bad-ass cricket hunter. If any of those suckers managed to get in (and a few years ago Texas was overrun by them, so they always managed to get in) he was on them in a matter of seconds. Sometimes he would eat them right away, other times he would toy with them for quite a while. You knew that he got bored with them when you heard a hearty crunching sound coming from his direction.
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02-07-2003, 03:16 PM
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College Benchwarmer
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I prefer dogs. If you had my dog, you would as well. Anyway, in spite of my preference, this is a great chance to openly say
pussies. |
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02-07-2003, 03:24 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Grafton, WI
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The guy with the nickname scooper likes dogs.
Anyone else see that one coming? |
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