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Old 12-09-2003, 10:14 AM   #1
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OT: I Need Sex Drive Help

So I fired up my brand new Dellatio vibrator today, and everything works great, but i went inside with an old second vibrator I have and I noticed the first vibrator is a standard rubber or plastic, i dunno, basically it has no feathers connected to it, never saw that before, it was cool.

So I take my old vibrator and try to put it my rectum but the pins and the connectors dont line up, im very confused. Im thinking I either cant put an old vibrator in this orifice or I need to get some sort of feather-adapter. Anyone have any suggestions?



Sorry, I felt compelled to enter the fray...
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:23 AM   #2
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Re: OT: I Need Sex Drive Help

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Sorry, I felt compelled to enter the fray...


I'm sure your vibrator would feel the same way.
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:27 AM   #3
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Having not read the hard drive thread yet, for a moment or two I actually thought this was going to be a serious topic.
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:32 AM   #4
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Old 12-09-2003, 11:34 AM   #5
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I knew you would be.
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Old 12-09-2003, 02:58 PM   #6
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I'm a sex-shooter
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Old 12-09-2003, 03:20 PM   #7
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Old 12-09-2003, 09:34 PM   #8
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Ya know, when i saw the title of this thread of i thought to myself "I've been Fritzed" and i smiled in honor. Then I saw that it was Ksyrup and I was a little let down, not because it was Ksyrup but because it Wasn't Fritz.
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Old 12-09-2003, 10:02 PM   #9
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Yeah, Subby had the same reaction when I grabbed him from behind.
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