Cunniling: Are you a Fan?

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-19-2012, 04:32 PM

So, having a discussion with a woman after I stated that cunnilingus silently on the bed was wasted time, because I wasn't getting anything. She thought that it had many benefits. So, cunnilingus, not when watching TV or talking, but just quietly on the bed. What are your thoughts? (I couldn't resist!)

BYU 14 · 07-19-2012, 04:35 PM

I just want to know how the hell you do that and have a conversation?

kcchief19 · 07-19-2012, 04:37 PM

Uh ... Wait. WHAT?

JediKooter · 07-19-2012, 04:38 PM

This thread is pointless without a pole.

Chief Rum · 07-19-2012, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

This thread is pointless without a pole.

That's roughly the idea behind cunnilingus.

JediKooter · 07-19-2012, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

That's roughly the idea behind cunnilingus.

That's what she said...

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 07-19-2012, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

That's roughly the idea behind cunnilingus.

OH, COME ON! :Gob Bluth:

Noop · 07-19-2012, 04:45 PM

I see you're a fan of 69 eh?

Nothing wrong with it, but you've got to make sure she "arrives" so you will always be able to get some.

According to my research.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-19-2012, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JediKooter

This thread is pointless without a pole.

Doesn't look like I can add one now. Dammit!

These would have been great poll options!

I like Cunnilingus by itself, you don't need to do anything else!

I just don't like to cunnil by itself, because it really is sorta...shhh....boring

sabotai · 07-19-2012, 05:01 PM

If it's quiet, you're doing it wrong.

Rizon · 07-19-2012, 05:01 PM

This thread doesn't make a lick of sense.

Suburban Rhythm · 07-19-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

This thread doesn't make a lick of sense.

Agree...something smells fishy here

BYU 14 · 07-19-2012, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rizon

This thread doesn't make a lick of sense.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Agree...something smells fishy here

I'm with you, just can't put my finger on it....

Julio Riddols · 07-19-2012, 05:34 PM

I don't mean to pay too much attention to this thread, but don't be surprised if I cunnilinger around for awhile just to see where it goes..

BYU 14 · 07-19-2012, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

but don't be surprised if I cunnilinger around for awhile just to see where it goes..

I predict it things go south from here

Suicane75 · 07-19-2012, 05:44 PM

Oh decorum, I hardly knew ya.

Suburban Rhythm · 07-19-2012, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

I'm with you, just can't put my finger on it....

Don't worry, it will come eventually

Kodos · 07-19-2012, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BYU 14

I predict it things go south from here

Bite your tongue!

JediKooter · 07-19-2012, 06:00 PM

That's just great, now you're just going to clam everyone up.

flounder · 07-19-2012, 06:15 PM

Theon Greyjoy approves.

PadresFan104 · 07-19-2012, 06:47 PM

Why is Colonel Angus so popular with the ladies?

CU Tiger · 07-19-2012, 06:56 PM

Its definitely not the shit.
But its close.

BYU 14 · 07-19-2012, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Its definitely not the shit.
But its close.

No need to briing Scatman Crothers into this...

Sun Tzu · 07-21-2012, 09:20 AM

I think it's a fist pumping good time, personally.

Grover · 07-21-2012, 04:41 PM

This thread just rubs me the wrong way.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-21-2012, 05:04 PM

I'm hungry. Trying to figure out what I should eat...

McLovin · 07-21-2012, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I'm hungry. Trying to figure out what I should eat...

Tacos?

britrock88 · 07-21-2012, 05:15 PM

Do yourself a favor and go eat out.

Suburban Rhythm · 07-21-2012, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I'm hungry. Trying to figure out what I should eat...

Not going to tell you what to have...

But if you're asking for suggestions where, I've heard good things about the 'Y'

Julio Riddols · 07-21-2012, 05:44 PM

How about some vagina.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-21-2012, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Not going to tell you what to have...

But if you're asking for suggestions where, I've heard good things about the 'Y'

Last time I went to the Y the carpet was soaked. It was kinda sloppy.

Grover · 07-21-2012, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

Last time I went to the Y the carpet was soaked. It was kinda sloppy.

And having to pull back those thick curtains was just an awful experience.

Suicane75 · 07-21-2012, 06:46 PM

In the interest of civility, can this thread end now?

johneh · 07-21-2012, 09:44 PM

Twat, I cunt hear you........ never mind, I fingered it out.

Izulde · 07-21-2012, 10:42 PM

We're all a bunch of cunning linguists.

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-21-2012, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PadresFan104

Why is Colonel Angus so popular with the ladies?

nice skit there.

Mustang · 07-22-2012, 08:57 AM

Who are you George? You need a sandwich and TV at the same time too?

Fake Chow her and read a book then.

korme · 07-22-2012, 03:37 PM

This thread blows

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Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	I don't mean to pay too much attention to this thread, but don't be surprised if I cunnilinger around for awhile just to see where it goes.. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

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JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	That's just great, now you're just going to clam everyone up. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 07-19-2012 at 06:01 PM.

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BYU 14 Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The scorched Desert	I just want to know how the hell you do that and have a conversation?

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kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	Uh ... Wait. WHAT?

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sabotai General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Satellite of Love	If it's quiet, you're doing it wrong.

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Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Oh decorum, I hardly knew ya.

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CU Tiger Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Backwoods, SC	Its definitely not the shit. But its close.

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Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	I think it's a fist pumping good time, personally.

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M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I'm hungry. Trying to figure out what I should eat...

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britrock88 Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Madison, WI	Do yourself a favor and go eat out.

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Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	How about some vagina. __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA

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johneh Mascot Join Date: Jul 2004	Twat, I cunt hear you........ never mind, I fingered it out.

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