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Old 05-02-2012, 10:01 PM   #1
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This seems odd

Wife came in earlier and said "Did you see the antler bones?"

My immediate response was... "what?"

As it turns out there are antler bones about 10 feet in front of our porch. Just antlers. I'll check them out a little more when I take the dog out for a walk but I didn't notice them when I came home (though I really may not have seen them at that point). But they are obvious when leaving the house as they are right in the line of sight when walking out the front door and quite obvious. That means they weren't there when my wife left the house this afternoon or she would have seen them.

Now for the big question.... where did they come from? We haven't seen any deer wandering around near our house but even if we did, it's not like they just shed their antlers (that I know of, not a hunter so I don't really know much about deer).

Any idea?

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Old 05-02-2012, 10:08 PM   #3
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Deer do shed their antlers. I'll find them every once in a while on my property. They regrow them each year.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:25 PM   #4
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Yup. They shed their antlers this time of year.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:27 PM   #5
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Thanks, I learned something new today.

I guess I should keep an eye out for deer in the area. I have seen them down the road, just not near the house yet.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:30 PM   #6
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dola: and thank you for the information. Another reason to love this site.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:34 PM   #7
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A good chance to screw with EF's head and we don't take a shot at it! FOOLS!
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:36 PM   #8
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A good chance to screw with EF's head and we don't take a shot at it! FOOLS!

and I appreciate that.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:39 PM   #9
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Basically, we just moved into the new place a week and a half ago. After 42 years of living in a suburb or townhomes I finally have a home with a little land in a rural setting. Wildlife in my yard prior to this meant squirrels.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:47 PM   #10
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A good chance to screw with EF's head and we don't take a shot at it! FOOLS!

There is the chance that fire ants devoured the deer, leaving only its antlers.

That or the shedding antlers thing.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:53 PM   #11
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I'd watch out for zom-deer.

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Old 05-02-2012, 10:55 PM   #12
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I'd keep an eye on your wife. I think she's turning into a weredeer. But that's good because those are the most tasty for werecrocodiles.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:05 PM   #13
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I'd watch out for zom-deer.

Jus' sayin

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Old 05-02-2012, 11:06 PM   #14
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I'd keep an eye on your wife. I think she's turning into a weredeer. But that's good because those are the most tasty for werecrocodiles.

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Old 05-02-2012, 11:09 PM   #15
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What is freaky is when you walk out your front door and find a backbone and one attached leg with hair by your porch. And you can't find the rest of the deer.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:11 PM   #16
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What is freaky is when you walk out your front door and find a backbone and one attached leg with hair by your porch. And you can't find the rest of the deer.

Now that would be freaky.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:15 PM   #17
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And there were reports of a mountain lion in the area.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:06 AM   #18
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We also have deer regularly in our yard here, and I found a set of antlers just a few days ago in the backyard.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:20 AM   #19
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You city slickers! Of course you all have seen more signs of deer than I have in my past two years of hunting them. (Naturally I see them all the time when I'm not hunting them)

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Old 05-03-2012, 09:01 AM   #20
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What is freaky is when you walk out your front door and find a backbone and one attached leg with hair by your porch. And you can't find the rest of her.

That's how I read it. Need coffee...
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Old 05-03-2012, 09:07 AM   #21
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You may have a raptor problem.
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:51 AM   #22
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Wife came in earlier and said "Did you see the antler bones?"

Somewhere Rudolf is crying.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:12 PM   #23
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Now if you found a dead direwolf with antlers in its throat, you have the beginnings of an amazing story.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:14 PM   #24
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Now if you found a dead direwolf with antlers in its throat, you have the beginnings of an amazing story.

The downside, of course, is the possibility of dying before finishing the story.
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:20 PM   #25
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Fuck hunters, deer should be hunted to extinction. Nuisance animals of the highest order
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Old 05-03-2012, 08:43 PM   #26
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Fuck hunters, deer should be hunted to extinction. Nuisance animals of the highest order

Big squirrels. Except deer do a lot more damage to your car then squirrels.
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:43 PM   #27
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