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Old 10-11-2011, 03:29 PM   #151
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Old 10-11-2011, 03:52 PM   #152
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I wonder how Christina Hendricks' Tits would fare in a poll, versus just Christina Hendricks herself.

Methinks you have a point.
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Old 10-11-2011, 03:56 PM   #153
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There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Seems to me that the disconnect you're having is that "hot" is not necessarily a strictly quantifiable thing. For example, "hot" for some voters may include factors beyond purely the body (it's not "hot body", it's "hot"), maybe one of the candidates is on the wrong end of the hot:crazy scale & therefore isn't overall "hot" for them.

Next, it's "hot", not "would you do her". There's probably precious few guys that haven't done someone who even they don't consider "hot", or whose most appealing feature was willingness and/or opportunity.

Just seems like you may be interpreting the question differently than some of the rest of us.
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Old 10-11-2011, 04:01 PM   #154
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I haven't looked, but I'm willing to bet that most of these HoN threads have devolved into this. We're trolling ourselves.
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Old 10-11-2011, 04:05 PM   #155
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Seems to me that the disconnect you're having is that "hot" is not necessarily a strictly quantifiable thing. For example, "hot" for some voters may include factors beyond purely the body (it's not "hot body", it's "hot"), maybe one of the candidates is on the wrong end of the hot:crazy scale & therefore isn't overall "hot" for them.

Next, it's "hot", not "would you do her". There's probably precious few guys that haven't done someone who even they don't consider "hot", or whose most appealing feature was willingness and/or opportunity.

Just seems like you may be interpreting the question differently than some of the rest of us.

This is like arguing over what MVP means...with better scenery.
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Old 10-11-2011, 05:15 PM   #156
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This is like arguing over what MVP means...with better scenery.

Good analogy. Some people are so enamored with tits and asses or imagining the chick naked/fucking that they only let their cocks do the thinking. Then they eventually grow up and realize that there are many other aspects of a person in which "hotness" can be measured. But as Chief said, for some of us here (esp. those that have been married awhile), the only criteria we have are the pictures (good and bad) that are posted here - like Christina for example.
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Old 10-11-2011, 05:21 PM   #157
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By the way, what if one simply is not attractive to redheads or blondes, big tits and/or big asses, anorexis or overweight, etc.? Are those not valid criterias to be judged upon regardless if the person is famous or not? The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.
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Old 10-11-2011, 05:23 PM   #158
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I don't disagree, but this isn't "random picture, is she hot or not" either though.
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Old 10-11-2011, 06:20 PM   #159
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The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.

Hmm ... I can't really say I'd go that far. In terms of sheer hotness (by my own working definition), I'd have to say that the quintessential examples that come to my mind are indeed "celebrities".

I love my wife, wouldn't trade her (permanently) for any of 'em ... but that ain't what we're talking about here either
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Old 10-11-2011, 06:55 PM   #160
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"Comes to mind" are the ones that are popular to a lot of people. Our (and many) culture is celebrity-obsessed that we somehow elevate (and degrade) them beyond any reasonable standards. If celebrities are the only ones that can be judged for their superficial hotness, then how sad and pathetic is that?

ps. I wouldn't put my wife up here either.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:26 PM   #161
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"Comes to mind" are the ones that are popular to a lot of people.

On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:29 PM   #162
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By the way, what if one simply is not attractive to redheads or blondes, big tits and/or big asses, anorexis or overweight, etc.? Are those not valid criterias to be judged upon regardless if the person is famous or not? The most attractive/hottest females I have ever seen were neither famous, actresses, on a stage or in a front of a camera.

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I do agree that different people like different things, different types, etc and not all go for the obvious things. Also I think if there were links posted that let us hear them (either on screen or off) we would also have that factor going. Some people are just turnoffs when they open their mouths.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:30 PM   #163
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and yes autumn the pix you posted make me definitely want to change my answer :P
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:32 PM   #164
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On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.

I'd go along with that.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:36 PM   #165
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I do agree that different people like different things, different types, etc and not all go for the obvious things. Also I think if there were links posted that let us hear them (either on screen or off) we would also have that factor going. Some people are just turnoffs when they open their mouths.

Sure and then we get those that do not understand why everyone doesn't like what they like or sees what they see.
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:41 PM   #166
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On the other hand, if the very essence of hotness is truly a pinnacle of something (however shallow) then perhaps achieving fame/notoriety is almost inevitable.

From the waist down, in her prime, Stacy Keibler is simply the hottest thing I've ever seen (I considered her body proof of the existence of God, since nothing that perfect could happen by accident). The next time I see a "regular person" at Wal-Mart/gas station/buying milk that matches her will be the first time. It seems quite possible to me that the peak of hotness is extremely likely to be "discovered" at some point, but they aren't hot because they're famous, in those cases they become famous because they were hot.


would you like us to leave so you can have a moment?
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Old 10-11-2011, 07:45 PM   #167
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would you like us to leave so you can have a moment?

As though I haven't already?

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Old 10-12-2011, 10:59 PM   #168
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Old 10-12-2011, 11:10 PM   #169
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Old 10-13-2011, 12:59 AM   #170
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okay okay, how about her:

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Old 10-13-2011, 01:52 AM   #171
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Old 10-13-2011, 05:21 AM   #172
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Is that real? HAHAHA


yup. apparently. And it's been songified just like the "Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands..." guy

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Old 10-13-2011, 06:50 AM   #173
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yup. apparently.

Actually it's not.
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Old 10-13-2011, 06:55 AM   #174
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oh is she acting? in any case it's funny as hell.
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:12 AM   #175
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:27 AM   #176
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I'm going to guess she clutches her chest quite often.
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okay okay, how about her:


Wouldnt say no. The cat thing is a major turn off though.
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Old 03-04-2012, 07:52 PM   #178
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Those of us who voted hot would be interested in googling for Christina Hendricks Cell Phone Hacked or something similar to that. Honestly I like the candid pics where she is clothed more than the 1 where there is a little less clothing.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:46 PM   #179
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I would like to formally suggest that the internet has peaked and we can turn it off now.
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Old 03-04-2012, 08:51 PM   #180
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There was also a group of pics taken off of a hacked phone that were released today of another recent HoN nominee, Olivia Munn.
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Old 03-04-2012, 09:04 PM   #181
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Do all celebrity women just have half naked pictures on their phone just waiting to be "hacked"? Or is it just the ones who have an upcoming movie or new season of a tv show?

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Do all celebrity women just have half naked pictures on their phone just waiting to be "hacked"? Or is it just the ones who have an upcoming movie or new season of a tv show?


I think we need to find out what's on Allison Brie's phone for extra data.
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I would like to formally suggest that the internet has peaked and we can turn it off now.

That seems kind of sad and pathetic to me. Like some teen taking a picture they can post to ask "am I pretty?"
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Wouldnt say no. The cat thing is a major turn off though.

Completely fake.
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Old 03-05-2012, 10:05 AM   #187
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That seems kind of sad and pathetic to me. Like some teen taking a picture they can post to ask "am I pretty?"

Eh, this is more than likely just a pic taken for her husband or for shits and giggles. I doubt the intention was ever for other people to judge or comment on.
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it's a work. fake hacked cell phone pics are the new fake stolen sex tape
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Eh, this is more than likely just a pic taken for her husband or for shits and giggles. I doubt the intention was ever for other people to judge or comment on.

If there is one thing the internet is lacking, it's discussion of her.
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I think Renee Olstead wins this round.

+1

Those pics were AMAZING.

And on a semi-related note, the mention of Kat Denning's pics reminded me of how when her pics came out, there was talk that they were going to be scrubbed from the internet, so for some reason I decided that I HAD to download them to my computer. Not wanting my wife to find them, I hid them in a folder of images that I picked at random, and promptly forgot about them.

Fast forward to two weeks ago, I came home from a late shift at work to find that my wife had been looking at old family pics on the computer. One of the folders she started looking through was a trip I took to El Paso without her...and guess which folder I had put Kat's pics in? My wife's first thought was that I had done something I shouldn't have done on that trip and took some photographic memories. Luckily her better reasoning came through and she googled the image name, which sent her back to the site where I originally downloaded the pics.

Thank god she thought it through, or else I would have come home to either changed locks or a baseball bat upside the head...
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And on a semi-related note, the mention of Kat Denning's pics reminded me of how when her pics came out, there was talk that they were going to be scrubbed from the internet, so for some reason my penis decided that I HAD to download them to my computer.

BTW, fixed that for you.
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