Can a horse molestor ever be called "hot"?

digamma · 07-20-2011, 03:11 PM

Kentucky Man Charged With Repeat Horse-Sex Offense

Ksyrup · 07-20-2011, 03:16 PM

Give the guy a break - he's a Johnson living in McCracken County. That's a lot of pressure for one guy to take.

digamma · 07-20-2011, 03:20 PM

So, Ksyrup says YES?!?!?

JediKooter · 07-20-2011, 03:21 PM

This has to be a nightmare for his family.

Easy Mac · 07-20-2011, 03:22 PM

I cry foal.

JediKooter · 07-20-2011, 03:24 PM

His sentence will probably a yearling or two.

Suicane75 · 07-20-2011, 03:25 PM

I hope that's not the actual horse who got buggered. Victims rights and all that.

stevew · 07-20-2011, 03:37 PM

is his favorite soap opera "The Gelding Light?"

Suicane75 · 07-20-2011, 03:48 PM

Think of the reputation this guy is gonna be saddled with.

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2011, 03:49 PM

Damn filly fans.

Karlifornia · 07-20-2011, 03:51 PM

He really should put a muzzle on it...er..uh

JediKooter · 07-20-2011, 03:51 PM

He'll have to pony up some serious lawyer fees.

Easy Mac · 07-20-2011, 03:52 PM

He should have known that neigh means neigh.

AENeuman · 07-20-2011, 03:56 PM

Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Easy Mac · 07-20-2011, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman

Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Matthew Broderick was on Jerry Springer?

Rizon · 07-20-2011, 03:59 PM

Ohh, Wilbur.

JonInMiddleGA · 07-20-2011, 04:02 PM

Give the guy a break, lots of people had a thing for Winnie.

Wonders if anyone actually expected a Wonder Years reference in this thread

Critch · 07-20-2011, 04:07 PM

Apparently a dog molestor can be called "dead":

Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal

Knowing bestiality can be deadly really puts you off.

Rizon · 07-20-2011, 04:16 PM

MrBug708 · 07-20-2011, 04:52 PM

What do you expect from peanut flavored dog semen?

Easy Mac · 07-20-2011, 05:09 PM

That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

Rizon · 07-20-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

molson · 07-20-2011, 06:31 PM

"A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four"

That dog sure is obedient. I can't get mine to stop stealing dishes off of the counter.

Radii · 07-20-2011, 06:32 PM

I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"

SteveMax58 · 07-20-2011, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Radii

I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"

That tripped me up for a minute as I started questioning my definition of "buggery".

M GO BLUE!!! · 07-20-2011, 08:05 PM

I can't get a date, yet some bloke can go online & say "wanna come have sex with my dog?" and she's on her way? Gotta love this world...

Izulde · 07-20-2011, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AENeuman

Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

Wait, so your friend was a centaur?

CrimsonFox · 07-20-2011, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I cry foal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

He should have known that neigh means neigh.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

And Easy Mac wins the internet by a nose!

But no need to do this...

Rizon · 11-03-2011, 01:15 PM

Senator · 11-03-2011, 03:51 PM

I thought my copyright restrictions prevented threads like this.

Ksyrup · 11-03-2011, 03:55 PM

Ksyrup says no.

NorvTurnerOverdrive · 11-03-2011, 05:02 PM

is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

RomaGoth · 11-03-2011, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

wow

Rizon · 11-03-2011, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NorvTurnerOverdrive

is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw)

that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

oooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffgggggggggggggggggg why did I need to look .....

Julio Riddols · 11-03-2011, 06:40 PM

Do we need to do a hot or not for her?

07-20-2011, 03:16 PM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Give the guy a break - he's a Johnson living in McCracken County. That's a lot of pressure for one guy to take. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

07-20-2011, 03:21 PM	#4
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	This has to be a nightmare for his family. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-20-2011, 03:24 PM	#6
JediKooter Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego	His sentence will probably a yearling or two. __________________ I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4

07-20-2011, 03:49 PM	#10
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Damn filly fans. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-20-2011, 03:51 PM	#11
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	He really should put a muzzle on it...er..uh __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

07-20-2011, 03:20 PM	#3
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	So, Ksyrup says YES?!?!?

07-20-2011, 03:22 PM	#5
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I cry foal.

07-20-2011, 03:25 PM	#7
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I hope that's not the actual horse who got buggered. Victims rights and all that.

07-20-2011, 03:37 PM	#8
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	is his favorite soap opera "The Gelding Light?"

07-20-2011, 03:48 PM	#9
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Think of the reputation this guy is gonna be saddled with.

07-20-2011, 03:52 PM	#13
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	He should have known that neigh means neigh.

07-20-2011, 03:56 PM	#14
AENeuman College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: SF	Not to name drop, but the dad of my very good friend was the "i married a horse" guy from the banned springer. crazy crazy stories. for irony, his sister is a horse vet in Kentucky.

07-20-2011, 04:02 PM	#17
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Give the guy a break, lots of people had a thing for Winnie. Wonders if anyone actually expected a Wonder Years reference in this thread __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

07-20-2011, 04:07 PM	#18
Critch lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Herndon, VA	Apparently a dog molestor can be called "dead": Woman died from allergic reaction to sex with dog · TheJournal Knowing bestiality can be deadly really puts you off.

07-20-2011, 04:52 PM	#20
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	What do you expect from peanut flavored dog semen?

07-20-2011, 05:09 PM	#21
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	That's one of the dangers of ruff sex.

07-20-2011, 06:31 PM	#23
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	"A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four" That dog sure is obedient. I can't get mine to stop stealing dishes off of the counter.

07-20-2011, 06:32 PM	#24
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I like the official charge of "buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861"

07-20-2011, 08:05 PM	#26
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I can't get a date, yet some bloke can go online & say "wanna come have sex with my dog?" and she's on her way? Gotta love this world...

11-03-2011, 03:51 PM	#30
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I thought my copyright restrictions prevented threads like this. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

11-03-2011, 03:55 PM	#31
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Ksyrup says no. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

11-03-2011, 05:02 PM	#32
NorvTurnerOverdrive College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2008	is this the catchall hot horse molester thread? cuz i think THIS HORSE MOLESTER is hot(extremely nsfw) that's the kind of batshit that makes for good jack fantasies.

11-03-2011, 06:40 PM	#35
Julio Riddols College Prospect Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bryson Shitty, NC	Do we need to do a hot or not for her? __________________ Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA Last edited by Julio Riddols : 11-03-2011 at 06:40 PM.

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