Fun Net Game: Nation States - Page 7

Franklinnoble · 10-01-2003, 06:05 PM

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Originally posted by BishopMVP
I would think Castration would be more effective.

Why? Can you imagine anyone insolent enough to require repeat circumcision?

HornedFrog Purple · 10-01-2003, 06:05 PM

hahahaha

"YOUR SH*T REGION WILL BE DESTRUCT VERY SOON BY US."

- The Nomadic Peoples of Extreme Left Terrorism

Thats no moon... its a space station....

Blade6119 · 10-01-2003, 06:10 PM

Just got into the UN, and wondering if it was smart...the UN has too many goodie goodie laws...

Nyarlahotep · 10-01-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Blade6119
Just got into the UN, and wondering if it was smart...the UN has too many goodie goodie laws...

I ignore anything that hasn't passed while I have been there, and if anything I don't like ever passes I'll quit then.

Franklinnoble · 10-01-2003, 06:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
I ignore anything that hasn't passed while I have been there, and if anything I don't like ever passes I'll quit then.

I only stay on board because it's a tool for determining regional leadership, and that's kind of important for the health of FOFC. Otherwise, I'm one of those member nations that does whatever the f*ck I want, regardless of how the UN feels. Sort of like when the US invaded Iraq.

JeeberD · 10-03-2003, 03:12 PM

Wow, I'm first in the world!!!!

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JeeberD is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for connect error [/home/nation/tmp/ranksock]: No such file or directory.

I am the connect error King!!!!

Raven Hawk · 10-03-2003, 04:03 PM

The Rogue Nation of Ravnoria has used it's technology to destroy all UN communications. Our intentions were to destroy the ISI bill that is under consideration in the UN. This ISI bill will NOT pass!

I WILL have my revenge upon Fortunado!

Next, I'll just need to lure him into my basement by telling him that I have a cask of amantillado . . .

He'll never know what hit him!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Raven Hawk · 10-03-2003, 04:05 PM

Dola,

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Originally posted by Blade6119
Just got into the UN, and wondering if it was smart...the UN has too many goodie goodie laws...

Yeah, but they don't have the might to enforce them. Join the UN and do what you please.

Blade6119 · 10-03-2003, 04:05 PM

impossible jeeber...im #1!!! Anyone know whats up?

sterlingice · 10-03-2003, 04:11 PM

While the server is messing up, I'm considering a story to put together over the next day or two. Check out my dynasty thread if you want to participate.

SI

SunDancer · 10-03-2003, 04:43 PM

I would love to see someone write up a FOFC region report.

Nyarlahotep · 10-03-2003, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven Hawk
The Rogue Nation of Ravnoria has used it's technology to destroy all UN communications. Our intentions were to destroy the ISI bill that is under consideration in the UN. This ISI bill will NOT pass!

I WILL have my revenge upon Fortunado!

Next, I'll just need to lure him into my basement by telling him that I have a cask of amantillado . . .

He'll never know what hit him!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No matter how many times he did it, I can never get enough of Poe and his burrying people alive ways.

sterlingice · 10-03-2003, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by Nyarlahotep
No matter how many times he did it, I can never get enough of Poe and his burrying people alive ways.

Well, that's because he was really inventive about it. A new way every time

SI

Nyarlahotep · 10-03-2003, 10:10 PM

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Originally posted by sterlingice
Well, that's because he was really inventive about it. A new way every time

SI

Not really, he usually has them start out being mistaken for dead. The drugs that sucker was on most have given him an insane paranoia about being buried alive.

Airhog · 10-04-2003, 12:44 AM

well If I decide to play again, since the website is all messed up...

Spotlight on:
The Armed Republic of Fongshong
"If its long, then you belong!"

UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Few

Location: the Pacific
The Armed Republic of Fongshong is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail industries.

Crime is a serious problem. Fongshong's national animal is the snake in the grass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold bar.

Schmidty · 10-04-2003, 01:01 AM

The Holy Empire of Schmidtonia
"All shall bow before the power of the Schmidty."

UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Few

Location: The East Pacific

The Holy Empire of Schmidtonia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Schmidtonia's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the triple penis.

Schmidtonia is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for connect error [/home/nation/tmp/ranksock]: No such file or directory.

sterlingice · 10-04-2003, 02:26 AM

Ok, for the "play" I'm about to unfold, I need a couple of nations who would like to crush the Rogue States of Sterling Ice in the interest of the UN or rooting out oppression, etc, etc. Please PM me if you're interested in the part. You will lose a few troops but you get to play the fun villain role. I'll PM anyone interested with further details.

SI

The_herd · 10-04-2003, 08:12 AM

I had these 2 messages when I logged on this morning:

Compliance Ministry Received: 4 hours ago: Laws have been enacted to bring the Rogue Nation of Back Stabbers into compliance with the United Nations "" resolution

Compliance Ministry Received: 15 hours ago: Laws have been enacted to bring the Rogue Nation of Back Stabbers into compliance with the United Nations "" resolution.

Bearcat729 · 10-04-2003, 08:47 AM

I got the same messages. I think that I will be leaving the UN.

illinifan999 · 10-04-2003, 10:24 AM

I think it's a bug as a lot of people had that happen to them. Not sure though, but damn I might leave it too.

Nyarlahotep · 10-04-2003, 01:10 PM

Since there is no resolution actualy being enforced, I have no problem staying in the UN for the time being.

sterlingice · 10-04-2003, 01:18 PM

That's what I figure. Nothing is being enforced so what do I care.

SI

Raven Hawk · 10-04-2003, 01:29 PM

Yeah the famous "" resolution bans sex with farm animals. It looks as though the Rogue Nation of Ravnoria needs to reconsider what is more important to them:

Being a part of an international community

OR

Animal Husbandry

Hmmmmm . . .

P.S. I believe that Poe was an opium fiend, mix that with a little whiskey and you can hear hearts beating under your floorboards.

sterlingice · 10-04-2003, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven Hawk
P.S. I believe that Poe was an opium fiend, mix that with a little whiskey and you can hear hearts beating under your floorboards.

Great line!

SI

sterlingice · 10-04-2003, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sterlingice
Ok, for the "play" I'm about to unfold, I need a couple of nations who would like to crush the Rogue States of Sterling Ice in the interest of the UN or rooting out oppression, etc, etc. Please PM me if you're interested in the part. You will lose a few troops but you get to play the fun villain role. I'll PM anyone interested with further details.

SI

Still looking for a pair of volunteers or at least one. PM me (do not post).

SI

Bearcat729 · 10-06-2003, 07:54 PM

I got another telegram about laws being enacted from the UN so I left.

Nobody without a whole lot of weapons is going to tell me how to run my country

10-01-2003, 06:10 PM	#303
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Just got into the UN, and wondering if it was smart...the UN has too many goodie goodie laws... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

10-03-2003, 04:03 PM	#307
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	The Rogue Nation of Ravnoria has used it's technology to destroy all UN communications. Our intentions were to destroy the ISI bill that is under consideration in the UN. This ISI bill will NOT pass! I WILL have my revenge upon Fortunado! Next, I'll just need to lure him into my basement by telling him that I have a cask of amantillado . . . He'll never know what hit him! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

10-03-2003, 04:05 PM	#309
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	impossible jeeber...im #1!!! Anyone know whats up? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

10-03-2003, 04:11 PM	#310
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	While the server is messing up, I'm considering a story to put together over the next day or two. Check out my dynasty thread if you want to participate. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-04-2003, 12:44 AM	#315
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	well If I decide to play again, since the website is all messed up... Spotlight on: The Armed Republic of Fongshong "If its long, then you belong!" UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State Civil Rights: Below Average Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Few Location: the Pacific The Armed Republic of Fongshong is a tiny, economically powerful nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. There is no government in the normal sense the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as Social Welfare and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail industries. Crime is a serious problem. Fongshong's national animal is the snake in the grass, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the gold bar. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

10-01-2003, 06:05 PM	#302
HornedFrog Purple Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Worthless, Tx	hahahaha "YOUR SH*T REGION WILL BE DESTRUCT VERY SOON BY US." - The Nomadic Peoples of Extreme Left Terrorism Thats no moon... its a space station....

10-03-2003, 04:43 PM	#311
SunDancer College Benchwarmer Join Date: Sep 2002	I would love to see someone write up a FOFC region report.

10-04-2003, 01:01 AM	#316
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	The Holy Empire of Schmidtonia "All shall bow before the power of the Schmidty." UN Category: Corrupt Dictatorship Civil Rights: Some Economy: Weak Political Freedoms: Few Location: The East Pacific The Holy Empire of Schmidtonia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 5 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Religion & Spirituality, and Defence. The average income tax rate is 49%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Schmidtonia's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the triple penis. Schmidtonia is ranked 1st in the region and 1st in the world for connect error [/home/nation/tmp/ranksock]: No such file or directory. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

10-04-2003, 02:26 AM	#317
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Ok, for the "play" I'm about to unfold, I need a couple of nations who would like to crush the Rogue States of Sterling Ice in the interest of the UN or rooting out oppression, etc, etc. Please PM me if you're interested in the part. You will lose a few troops but you get to play the fun villain role. I'll PM anyone interested with further details. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-04-2003, 08:12 AM	#318
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I had these 2 messages when I logged on this morning: Compliance Ministry Received: 4 hours ago: Laws have been enacted to bring the Rogue Nation of Back Stabbers into compliance with the United Nations "" resolution Compliance Ministry Received: 15 hours ago: Laws have been enacted to bring the Rogue Nation of Back Stabbers into compliance with the United Nations "" resolution. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

10-04-2003, 08:47 AM	#319
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	I got the same messages. I think that I will be leaving the UN. __________________ Bearcat729 on XBox Live and PSN

10-04-2003, 10:24 AM	#320
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	I think it's a bug as a lot of people had that happen to them. Not sure though, but damn I might leave it too. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

10-04-2003, 01:10 PM	#321
Nyarlahotep College Benchwarmer Join Date: Mar 2003	Since there is no resolution actualy being enforced, I have no problem staying in the UN for the time being.

10-04-2003, 01:18 PM	#322
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	That's what I figure. Nothing is being enforced so what do I care. SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

10-04-2003, 01:29 PM	#323
Raven Hawk College Starter Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Thunderdome	Yeah the famous "" resolution bans sex with farm animals. It looks as though the Rogue Nation of Ravnoria needs to reconsider what is more important to them: Being a part of an international community OR Animal Husbandry Hmmmmm . . . P.S. I believe that Poe was an opium fiend, mix that with a little whiskey and you can hear hearts beating under your floorboards. __________________ Owner of The Shreveport Pride in The CFL

10-06-2003, 07:54 PM	#326
Bearcat729 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio	I got another telegram about laws being enacted from the UN so I left. Nobody without a whole lot of weapons is going to tell me how to run my country __________________ Bearcat729 on XBox Live and PSN

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