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09-29-2003, 05:13 PM
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Location: Catonsville, MD
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If You Won Exactly One Handjob from a Diseased Hooker....
What would you do? Where would you want to have it done? What sorts of cleaning up would you do later?
-Anxiety
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09-29-2003, 05:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Isn't this the same as the "If you won one night with Fritz" thread?
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09-29-2003, 05:21 PM
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I would ask my Mom to tuck me in after she was done.
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09-29-2003, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Ok, so she's diseased, but is she hot?
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09-29-2003, 05:50 PM
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Who cares? It's only a hand job. You can put something more stimulating on the TV if need be. |
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09-29-2003, 05:52 PM
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I am sure the back of your hand is stunning.
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09-29-2003, 05:59 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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I care!! I have standards damn it! Just because most truckers sleep with anything that will spread thier legs for them (or wraps thier hand around them) doesn't mean i will.........now, if she is not hot, then she needs to move on, or....uhm, suck me off so i don't have to see her face.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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09-29-2003, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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thats the way to think cringer
hell, you can always bag that |
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09-29-2003, 06:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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He is a Packer Fan. His standards can't be too high.
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09-29-2003, 06:33 PM
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Sure... dress her up in a Brett Favre jersey, and her stubble actually becomes kind of a turn-on. |
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09-29-2003, 07:28 PM
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well, if she's fat i may break out the Gilbert Brown jersey i guess......
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09-29-2003, 07:48 PM
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In The Penalty Box
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: WI-USA
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09-29-2003, 09:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Phoenix
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It would depend on what kind of disease...Warts are curable.
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