Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

Radii · 05-15-2009, 05:11 PM

How did we get this close to this movie's (direct to DV) release date without any discussion here?!

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) (V)

yes, its a real movie. yes, it stars deborah gibson, and yes, that is a shark a) eating the golden gate bridge, and b) leaping out of the ocean to take a passenger plane out of the air.

JediKooter · 05-15-2009, 05:15 PM

Haha, I saw this trailer on PZ Myers blog earlier this week. I wonder how many times the phrase: "We'll fix it post." was used?

I think I'd rather watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

AlexB · 05-15-2009, 05:32 PM

Jet blows up in cloud cover because of two sea creatures????

"We're dealing with a menace" !!!!

This is a must see movie

flere-imsaho · 05-15-2009, 08:26 PM

AWESOME

sterlingice · 05-15-2009, 09:03 PM

Is this a made-for-SciFi movie?

SI

MrDNA · 05-15-2009, 10:06 PM

"We're already going straight to DVD, there's nowhere else for us to go"

DaddyTorgo · 05-15-2009, 10:23 PM

don't forget that it stars Lorenzo Lamas also!

Schmidty · 05-15-2009, 10:35 PM

Mmmmmm.....Debbie Gibson.

hxxp://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/images/stories/story%20files/050908/Debbie_Gibson.jpg

Shake Your Love old lady!!!

M GO BLUE!!! · 05-15-2009, 11:17 PM

I don't know Schmidty... She's got on a lot of makeup & a horrible color jacket.

BrianD · 05-15-2009, 11:20 PM

I happened to "find" a copy of this movie. There is an amazing amount of suck to this movie. Utterly crap-tastic.

Abe Sargent · 05-15-2009, 11:30 PM

Just par for the course for Asylum pictures folks, nothing to see here.

sterlingice · 05-15-2009, 11:31 PM

Wait! I just noticed! This is in 3D!

SI

Schmidty · 05-15-2009, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I don't know Schmidty... She's got on a lot of makeup & a horrible color jacket.

You're looking at her makeup and jacket? Man card revoked.

dubb93 · 05-18-2009, 07:51 PM

hxxp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skYRZ_-RXtk&feature=related

This is an epic scene from the movie.

JeeberD · 05-18-2009, 10:50 PM

That's definitely a mega shark if it can jump six miles in the air...

Neuqua · 05-19-2009, 02:46 AM

I. Can't. Wait.

MrDNA · 05-19-2009, 01:23 PM

I like how the guy's response to being told to sit down in the airplane is "I'm getting married in two days." Oh, in that case, feel free to stand up.

k0ruptr · 05-19-2009, 05:51 PM

Where is Samuel L Jackson when ya need him?

A motherf@#%ing shark just ate that motherf@!%ing plane!

lol, I just watched this, and it is epic. When is the sequel?

Neuqua · 01-29-2011, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

I. Can't. Wait.

Was flipping through the channels and I saw this on Syfy, and I knew it sounded familiar.

Little less than two years later, I finally get to watch this.

bulletsponge · 01-29-2011, 07:34 PM

i saw part of it today. theat was one big pile of steaming shit. on the plus side Debbie Gibson is still hot

Swaggs · 01-29-2011, 08:16 PM

There is supposed to be a new movie coming out (by coming out, I'm assuming direct to DVD or SyFy) with a 2-minute wrestling match between Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.

Denial Of Freedom · 01-29-2011, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

There is supposed to be a new movie coming out (by coming out, I'm assuming direct to DVD or SyFy) with a 2-minute wrestling match between Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.

Looks like the new movie Mega Python v. Gatoroid on Syfy later tonight.

Swaggs · 01-29-2011, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Denial Of Freedom

Looks like the new movie Mega Python v. Gatoroid on Syfy later tonight.

That's the one. There was an article about it in Entertainment Weekly about it and other cheaply produced scifi/horrors. We, oddly enough, got an EW subscription as a courtesy when we ordered something and it was delayed because it was on backorder and have really enjoyed it (and since resubscribed -- we are suckers).

Syfy Snags Debbie Gibson and Tiffany | News | EW.com

Schmidty · 01-29-2011, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Swaggs

There is supposed to be a new movie coming out (by coming out, I'm assuming direct to DVD or SyFy) with a 2-minute wrestling match between Tiffany and Deborah Gibson.

Throw Molly Ringwald in there, and I think I'd have to just quit life, because there wouldn't be anything else I'd ever want to see. Molly would be victorious, but really, we'd all be winners.

Honestly, this makes me feel really bad for them both. They must have a lot of credit card debt.

Swaggs · 01-29-2011, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Throw Molly Ringwald in there, and I think I'd have to just quit life, because there wouldn't be anything else I'd ever want to see. Molly would be victorious, but really, we'd all be winners.

Honestly, this makes me feel really bad for them both. They must have a lot of credit card debt.

I can take or leave Debbie Gibson, but Tiffany still looks smoking hot to me (plastic surgery or not).

Izulde · 01-29-2011, 09:46 PM

Just watched Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus on instant watch Netflix. So, so terrible and so, so hilarious.

GCCSteel · 01-31-2011, 09:15 AM

We watched a pirhanna movie this weekend on the sci-fy channel. It was so bad we couldn't turn the channel. It had everything: plot holes, oddly phrased one liners that no one would ever say, terrible CG animations.

I don't understand where they get their actors/directors. I feel like they are purposefully trying to make the most terrible movie ever created. I get that vibe from most of the sci-fy shows, though. They must be a means to some ungodly end or they wouldn't exist.

MikeVic · 01-31-2011, 09:59 AM

I watched this as part of a bad movie thing my friends and I do once a year. Apart from a couple of scenes, this movie is just boring and not in an entertaining way.

If you want to see a bad entertaining movie, watch The Room. Just awesome.

fpres · 02-01-2011, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Denial Of Freedom

Looks like the new movie Mega Python v. Gatoroid on Syfy later tonight.

Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, Micky Dolenz, and gatoroids? I will have to watch this.

Luckily, it's reairing on Thursday.

05-15-2009, 05:15 PM	#2
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05-15-2009, 05:32 PM	#3
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05-15-2009, 08:26 PM	#4
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	AWESOME

05-15-2009, 10:35 PM	#8
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Mmmmmm.....Debbie Gibson. hxxp://www.wrestlingnewsdesk.com/WND/images/stories/story%20files/050908/Debbie_Gibson.jpg Shake Your Love old lady!!! __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

05-15-2009, 11:17 PM	#9
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	I don't know Schmidty... She's got on a lot of makeup & a horrible color jacket.

05-15-2009, 11:20 PM	#10
BrianD Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Appleton, WI	I happened to "find" a copy of this movie. There is an amazing amount of suck to this movie. Utterly crap-tastic.

05-15-2009, 11:30 PM	#11
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05-15-2009, 11:31 PM	#12
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Wait! I just noticed! This is in 3D! SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

05-18-2009, 10:50 PM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	That's definitely a mega shark if it can jump six miles in the air... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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05-19-2009, 01:23 PM	#17
MrDNA High School Varsity Join Date: Jan 2007	I like how the guy's response to being told to sit down in the airplane is "I'm getting married in two days." Oh, in that case, feel free to stand up. __________________ Norfolk Flame (Shiba) Jacksonville Bulls (UFL) R.I.P. *Ayr Bravehearts (FOFL)*

05-19-2009, 05:51 PM	#18
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	Where is Samuel L Jackson when ya need him? A motherf@#%ing shark just ate that motherf@!%ing plane! lol, I just watched this, and it is epic. When is the sequel?

01-29-2011, 07:34 PM	#20
bulletsponge Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: TX	i saw part of it today. theat was one big pile of steaming shit. on the plus side Debbie Gibson is still hot

01-29-2011, 08:16 PM	#21
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	There is supposed to be a new movie coming out (by coming out, I'm assuming direct to DVD or SyFy) with a 2-minute wrestling match between Tiffany and Deborah Gibson. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

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01-31-2011, 09:15 AM	#27
GCCSteel n00b Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Erie,PA	We watched a pirhanna movie this weekend on the sci-fy channel. It was so bad we couldn't turn the channel. It had everything: plot holes, oddly phrased one liners that no one would ever say, terrible CG animations. I don't understand where they get their actors/directors. I feel like they are purposefully trying to make the most terrible movie ever created. I get that vibe from most of the sci-fy shows, though. They must be a means to some ungodly end or they wouldn't exist.

01-31-2011, 09:59 AM	#28
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I watched this as part of a bad movie thing my friends and I do once a year. Apart from a couple of scenes, this movie is just boring and not in an entertaining way. If you want to see a bad entertaining movie, watch The Room. Just awesome.

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