Stupid Phish Band member

MrBug708 · 08-19-2003, 04:20 PM

Arrested after being found with 9 year old girl

That's not the best part. She's the daughter of the leader of the Local Hell's Angel's group. Hell's Angel Child Molestor in Jail.

Coffee Warlord · 08-19-2003, 04:29 PM

Whooooops.

Kodos · 08-19-2003, 04:32 PM

Sounds like we need a Phish fry.

JAG · 08-19-2003, 04:34 PM

"Regardless of whether Gordon has to face a judge next month, law-enforcement sources say unofficial justice was already delivered. The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body."

Ouch.

Swaggs · 08-19-2003, 05:16 PM

Prison is probably a safer place for that guy now.

Kodos · 08-19-2003, 05:35 PM

Mike Gordon sleeps with the Phishes.

The Afoci · 08-19-2003, 05:45 PM

I want him in my celebrity death pool.

IMetTrentGreen · 08-19-2003, 06:40 PM

i heard this was just a bit of a misunderstanding from someone that witnessessed this. but i don't know the guy, so don't consider this reliable info

NoMyths · 08-19-2003, 11:39 PM

lol...a bit of a misunderstanding involving a 9-year old at 1am in a deserted boathouse with a camera.

Hell, there's little understanding that would make the above sentence be okay.

Leonidas · 08-20-2003, 03:41 PM

"But she said she was 18."

Ksyrup · 08-20-2003, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leonidas
"But she said she was 18."

Sad, when you consider she was closer to 18 months than 18 years.

Ksyrup · 09-23-2003, 10:22 AM

HEMPSTEAD, New York (AP) _ A judge dismissed child endangerment charges against the bass player for the jam band Phish at the request of prosecutors.

Michael Gordon, 38, was arrested last month after the mother of a 9-year-old girl could not find the child backstage during a concert by The Dead at Jones Beach.

Gordon and the girl were found together in an enclosed boathouse that is part of the backstage area, police said. He was also charged with trespassing.

The judge threw out the charges Friday after prosecutors said they could not prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt, said Rick Hinshaw, a spokesman for Nassau County District Attorney Denis Dillon.

Hinshaw said the girl's parents also wanted the charges to be dropped.

After Gordon's arrest, the band issued a joint statement from Gordon and the girl's family calling the incident "an unfortunate misunderstanding."

Franklinnoble · 09-23-2003, 10:49 AM

I never understood the whole Phish phenomenon. They've got all these scary looking uber-devoted followers, sort of like the Grateful Dead. It's like a cult or something.

Bonegavel · 09-23-2003, 02:37 PM

Pervert should be in jail. Wonder what would have happened had the parents not bothered to look for their daughter and they were left alone in that boathouse longer. Sick Phuck. Not many things get me emotional, but this sort of shit angers me to no end.

Bonegavel · 09-23-2003, 02:50 PM

dola: two paragraphs from the MTV article:

Quote:

Last week at the Jones Beach Theatre in Wantagh, New York, Gordon was backstage taking pictures at a concert when he spotted a 9-year-old girl he wanted to photograph. So, he invited her to an enclosed boathouse behind the theater, an area only for use by state employees, state police said.

Police said the girl was fully clothed when she was found, and a source close to the band insisted there was nothing inappropriate about the pictures taken by Gordon.

Insert your daughter or son's (niece, nephew, whatever) name in place of "9-year-old girl" and tell me you wouldn't want to hang this guy by his ball sack from the top of a flagpole.

08-19-2003, 05:16 PM	#5
Swaggs Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Prison is probably a safer place for that guy now. __________________ DOWN WITH HATTRICK!!! The RWBL Are you reading In The Bleachers?

08-19-2003, 05:45 PM	#7
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I want him in my celebrity death pool. __________________ I had something.

08-20-2003, 03:41 PM	#10
Leonidas College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: East Anglia	"But she said she was 18." __________________ Molon labe

09-23-2003, 10:22 AM	#12
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	HEMPSTEAD, New York (AP) _ A judge dismissed child endangerment charges against the bass player for the jam band Phish at the request of prosecutors. Michael Gordon, 38, was arrested last month after the mother of a 9-year-old girl could not find the child backstage during a concert by The Dead at Jones Beach. Gordon and the girl were found together in an enclosed boathouse that is part of the backstage area, police said. He was also charged with trespassing. The judge threw out the charges Friday after prosecutors said they could not prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt, said Rick Hinshaw, a spokesman for Nassau County District Attorney Denis Dillon. Hinshaw said the girl's parents also wanted the charges to be dropped. After Gordon's arrest, the band issued a joint statement from Gordon and the girl's family calling the incident "an unfortunate misunderstanding." __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-23-2003, 02:37 PM	#14
Bonegavel Awaiting Further Instructions... Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Macungie, PA	Pervert should be in jail. Wonder what would have happened had the parents not bothered to look for their daughter and they were left alone in that boathouse longer. Sick Phuck. Not many things get me emotional, but this sort of shit angers me to no end. __________________ Last edited by Bonegavel : 09-23-2003 at 02:37 PM.

08-19-2003, 04:29 PM	#2
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Whooooops.

08-19-2003, 04:32 PM	#3
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Sounds like we need a Phish fry.

08-19-2003, 04:34 PM	#4
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	"Regardless of whether Gordon has to face a judge next month, law-enforcement sources say unofficial justice was already delivered. The Hell's Angels, who detained Gordon for police, were not, the sources say, gentle with sensitive areas of the rock star's body." Ouch.

08-19-2003, 05:35 PM	#6
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Mike Gordon sleeps with the Phishes.

08-19-2003, 06:40 PM	#8
IMetTrentGreen College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, Texas	i heard this was just a bit of a misunderstanding from someone that witnessessed this. but i don't know the guy, so don't consider this reliable info

08-19-2003, 11:39 PM	#9
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	lol...a bit of a misunderstanding involving a 9-year old at 1am in a deserted boathouse with a camera. Hell, there's little understanding that would make the above sentence be okay.

09-23-2003, 10:49 AM	#13
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I never understood the whole Phish phenomenon. They've got all these scary looking uber-devoted followers, sort of like the Grateful Dead. It's like a cult or something.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)