I had a HI Dream

korme · 09-17-2003, 02:14 PM

Hurricane Isabella (that I don't live near enough to affect me) hit my beach house (that I don't have) and threw me 50 yards into the ocean (that isn't there). I struggled mightily, but I fought the beast and swam back to the fake dock, climbed up the fake ladder, amidst screams of people who just couldn't swim as well as I.

I was the best hurricane attacked swimmer of my dream.

cthomer5000 · 09-17-2003, 02:19 PM

In your dream, were the Bengals still horrible?

Easy Mac · 09-17-2003, 02:21 PM

were you still 3 feet tall Haley Joel?

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 02:22 PM

I too have had High dreams. They mainly involve dogs that are in heat feeding me peanut butter sandwiches.

Marmel · 09-17-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
I too have had High dreams. They mainly involve dogs that are in heat feeding me peanut butter sandwiches.

That wasn't a dream baby!

korme · 09-17-2003, 02:28 PM

Fuck you, the Afoci. Always stealing my thunder.

damnMikeBrown · 09-17-2003, 02:30 PM

My HI dreams involve me moving back to Hawaii

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
Fuck you, the Afoci. Always stealing my thunder.

It is The Afoci. 'the' implies that 'the' is not actually part of my name when actually it is.

Correct this and perhaps you can have your precious thunder back. Until then I will be torturing it in the basement with a feather from a Snow Goose.

DeToxRox · 09-17-2003, 02:37 PM

I thought his HI dream would him being high as in tall.

korme · 09-17-2003, 02:42 PM

The Afoci, I have learned from my ways. Please return the thunder or prepare for the ultimate revenge.

And no, that 'revenge' does not include Marmel tickling you with his powertool.

Chief Rum · 09-17-2003, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
I struggled mightily, but I fought the beast and swam back to the fake dock, climbed up the fake ladder, amidst screams of people who just couldn't swim as well as I.

They might have done better if you didn't kick them off the ladder.

CR

korme · 09-17-2003, 02:45 PM

I'm a dick, what can I say.

Godzilla Blitz · 09-17-2003, 02:47 PM

Is The Afoci in fact Jason Tobias (insert number)?

Sometimes the similarity is scary, and I don't think the digital age has reached Fargo, ND, so that makes me doubly sceptical that The Afoci could really be from there.

Glengoyne · 09-17-2003, 02:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
....Marmel tickling you with his powertool.

Hmmm I am not so sure power is the correct adjective to describe Marmel's tool?

korme · 09-17-2003, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by Glengoyne
Hmmm I am not so sure power is the correct adjective to describe Marmel's tool?

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
The Afoci, I have learned from my ways. Please return the thunder or prepare for the ultimate revenge.

And no, that 'revenge' does not include Marmel tickling you with his powertool.

Here is your thunder. Please return the French maid outfit it is wearing along with the leash. Power-tickling tools make me smile on the inside.

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by Godzilla Blitz
Is The Afoci in fact Jason Tobias (insert number)?

Sometimes the similarity is scary, and I don't think the digital age has reached Fargo, ND, so that makes me doubly sceptical that The Afoci could really be from there.

I am no Jason Tobias IV, but am in fact Jason Tobias II. We are similiar to the Pope. You sign up on the sheet and are voted in and assign a name.

Also, Fargo has reached the digital age, but just slightly. I am currently sitting at the only connected computer in town, butt ass naked and smelling because I haven't showered for days keeping the locals away from me and my internet access free flowing.

All you have read here is lies as I am really not Jason Tobias or the Pope.

korme · 09-17-2003, 03:09 PM

Why is the leash all gooey?

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shorty3281
Why is the leash all gooey?

Well it all starts with the Birds and the Bees and a blender. You stick the birds and the bees in the blender and shake it. After the bees are riled up all nice and good and the birds are pissed as hell, you turn it on. Wait six hours and then apply to leash.

Marmel · 09-17-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Glengoyne
Hmmm I am not so sure power is the correct adjective to describe Marmel's tool?

You sure thought it was powerful when you were bent over the couch screaming like a little girl last night.

korme · 09-17-2003, 03:14 PM

Parrothead would be so ashamed.

As as for you, The Afoci, thanks for the tip. I am quite liking it.

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Marmel
You sure thought it was powerful when you were bent over the couch screaming like a little girl last night.

I thought he sounded more like a tortured giant Chocolate Lab. But then again, watching through the windows muffled the sounds I heard.

Franklinnoble · 09-17-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
I thought he sounded more like a tortured giant Chocolate Lab. But then again, watching through the windows muffled the sounds I heard.

Wrong window, bub. That was me, and it actually was a giant chesapeake retriever.

Tigercat · 09-17-2003, 03:36 PM

Sometimes I wonder if FOFC is the leading distributor of alternative sex literature on the internet.

Lazy Eye · 09-17-2003, 03:40 PM

the quatro sweep.

Franklinnoble · 09-17-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by Tigercat
Sometimes I wonder if FOFC is the leading distributor of alternative sex literature on the internet.

You might be on to something. Perhaps we should start charging $39.95 a month and have the board cram your system with endless full-screen pornographic pop-up ads.

Tigercat · 09-17-2003, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Franklinnoble
You might be on to something. Perhaps we should start charging $39.95 a month and have the board cram your system with endless full-screen pornographic pop-up ads.

Hey you dont need popups to get me to go to the sexual deviant haven that is FOFC, I'm already here. A live The Afoci cam couldn't hurt, however.

Poli · 09-17-2003, 06:28 PM

Sigh, I thought this dream was a "I'm moving to Hawaii (HI) dream".

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 06:32 PM

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Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Sigh, I thought this dream was a "I'm moving to Hawaii (HI) dream".

Get off that ship and come to reality. *slaps him* Snap out of it man. *Spanks him on the ass, sends him on his way* NEXT!

ice4277 · 09-17-2003, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Tigercat
A live The Afoci cam couldn't hurt, however.

It will when you cornhole it.

CamEdwards · 09-17-2003, 08:37 PM

okay, I don't like to see the word "cornhole" used in reference to the word "cam".

Carry on.

The Afoci · 09-17-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
cornhole cam.

Carry on, make me your bitch!

Some portions of the quoted texted may have been alter some to redirect the meaning towards something I found funny. Also, some may have been made up to make him say "make me your bitch!" Thank You Fritz!

Don't Mind if I do.

Airhog · 09-18-2003, 04:48 AM

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Originally posted by CamEdwards
okay, I don't like to see the word "cornhole" used in reference to the word "cam".

Carry on.

hits a little to close to home eh?

Do all navymen get spanked? if so sign me up!

Schmidty · 09-18-2003, 06:30 AM

I hate all of you. You are so predictable.

In other news, hyposcrisy is for losers.

Bee · 09-18-2003, 06:43 AM

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Originally posted by The Afoci
Well it all starts with the Birds and the Bees and a blender. You stick the birds and the bees in the blender and shake it. After the bees are riled up all nice and good and the birds are pissed as hell, you turn it on. Wait six hours and then apply to leash.

Leave me out of your sick little games.

Unless I'm compensated.

B & B · 09-18-2003, 09:14 AM

I’m calling it my own little Temptation Island, for I will be surrounded by food I shouldn’t eat and beer I shouldn’t drink. I’m bringing my own stash of food and planning to smoke tons of cigarettes.

Blade6119 · 09-18-2003, 09:17 AM

Only on FOFC can a post about a hurricane dream lead to ass spanking and dog sex conversations.

Blade6119 · 09-18-2003, 11:17 PM

wow....im a great threadkiller!

09-17-2003, 02:22 PM	#4
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I too have had High dreams. They mainly involve dogs that are in heat feeding me peanut butter sandwiches. __________________ I had something.

09-17-2003, 02:47 PM	#13
Godzilla Blitz College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Is The Afoci in fact Jason Tobias (insert number)? Sometimes the similarity is scary, and I don't think the digital age has reached Fargo, ND, so that makes me doubly sceptical that The Afoci could really be from there. __________________ Current Blog Projects: Final Fantasy: Lost in Japanese Kaboom Review Last edited by Godzilla Blitz : 09-17-2003 at 02:47 PM.

09-17-2003, 06:28 PM	#28
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Sigh, I thought this dream was a "I'm moving to Hawaii (HI) dream". __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-17-2003, 08:37 PM	#31
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	okay, I don't like to see the word "cornhole" used in reference to the word "cam". Carry on. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

09-18-2003, 06:30 AM	#34
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	I hate all of you. You are so predictable. In other news, hyposcrisy is for losers. __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

09-17-2003, 02:21 PM	#3
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	were you still 3 feet tall Haley Joel?

09-17-2003, 02:28 PM	#6
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Fuck you, the Afoci. Always stealing my thunder.

09-17-2003, 02:30 PM	#7
damnMikeBrown College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Cincinnati, OH	My HI dreams involve me moving back to Hawaii

09-17-2003, 02:37 PM	#9
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	I thought his HI dream would him being high as in tall.

09-17-2003, 02:42 PM	#10
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	The Afoci, I have learned from my ways. Please return the thunder or prepare for the ultimate revenge. And no, that 'revenge' does not include Marmel tickling you with his powertool.

09-17-2003, 02:45 PM	#12
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	I'm a dick, what can I say.

09-17-2003, 03:09 PM	#18
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Why is the leash all gooey?

09-17-2003, 03:14 PM	#21
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Parrothead would be so ashamed. As as for you, The Afoci, thanks for the tip. I am quite liking it.

09-17-2003, 03:36 PM	#24
Tigercat College Starter Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Federal Way, WA	Sometimes I wonder if FOFC is the leading distributor of alternative sex literature on the internet.

09-17-2003, 03:40 PM	#25
Lazy Eye n00b Join Date: Apr 2003	the quatro sweep.

09-18-2003, 09:14 AM	#36
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	I’m calling it my own little Temptation Island, for I will be surrounded by food I shouldn’t eat and beer I shouldn’t drink. I’m bringing my own stash of food and planning to smoke tons of cigarettes. __________________ Nobody cares about Kyle Orton because he's black. -PT

09-18-2003, 09:17 AM	#37
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	Only on FOFC can a post about a hurricane dream lead to ass spanking and dog sex conversations. __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

09-18-2003, 11:17 PM	#38
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	wow....im a great threadkiller! __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

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