IWS #171 Admits Steroid Use

[hoopsguy]

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that word "product" here in the States means that they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

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Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "Did the Patriots product the most putrid effort in the first round of the playoffs" and you and four others respond "Absolutely" then you each get five points, period, even if the correct answer is indisputably the Bengals.

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The Hall of Heroes

Abe Sargent - IWS#49, IWS #149
Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122
Danny - IWS#54
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
Hoopsguy - IWS#170
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158, IWS#161
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150, IWS#164
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139, IWS#168
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85, IWS#163
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS#156, IWS#165, IWS #169
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
stevebollea - IWS #169
stevew- IWS#159, IWS#164
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148, IWS#161
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tarcone - IWS#162
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Toddzilla - IWS #167
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
wademoore - IWS #166
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105

Note - "steroid" is used in the following six questions as a catch-all term for any illegal performance enhancing drug.


The Questions:
1.) Name the most surprising steroid user of the last 30 years.
2.) Name the next steroid-linked baseball player to be admitted into the Hall of Fame.
3.) What percentage of current NFL players do you believe have used steroids at some point during their career?
4.) The cream or the clear?
5.) In what sport do steroids provide the least value?
6.) What college or pro coach do you suspect might be sneaking steroids on the side?


I'll look to total the results sometime early next week.

[MIJB#19]

Small edit request: could you edit the IWS#169 winners as being IWS#169 winners instead of IWS#170 winners (now it looks like you won in a three win tie, together with the 170 hosts)? Chances are there are other errors out there, but it would be sad if the credits lost credibility.

[flere-imsaho]

This one's really hard. If I score more than 1 I'll be pleased.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by MIJB#19

Small edit request: could you edit the IWS#169 winners as being IWS#169 winners instead of IWS#170 winners (now it looks like you won in a three win tie, together with the 170 hosts)? Chances are there are other errors out there, but it would be sad if the credits lost credibility.

Done. Good catch.

[Abe Sargent]

Can you change Anxiety to Abe Sargent?

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Can you change Anxiety to Abe Sargent?

Why? Does having your name wrong make you nervous?

[Abe Sargent]

Well, if we are making changes anyway...

[PurdueBrad]

I feel like I just submitted the last place entry. Guh, tough ones Hoops.

[Glengoyne]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Can you change Anxiety to Abe Sargent?

It's not like you win more than once every hundred outings. You're not due for some time.

I'm just pointing that out as I try to end a 100 IWS dry streak.

[hoopsguy]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Can you change Anxiety to Abe Sargent?

I'll change it here, but watch some traditionalist change it back in the next one

[Abe Sargent]

Snet!

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by hoopsguy

I'll change it here, but watch some traditionalist change it back in the next one

I'll change it back after I win this one.

BOO-YAH. THAT IS SOME SERIOUS IWS SMACK TALK!

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Can you change Anxiety to Abe Sargent?

Well, I was pointing out an error. Your suggestion is like changing the Super Bowl XVIII winners from Los Angeles Raiders to Oakland Raiders.

[Airhog]

Can you change QuikSand to Airhog?

[hoopsguy]

Bump to keep this on the first page.

[CU Tiger]

Without a doubt the worst submission ever by me

[hoopsguy]

Re-bump.

[Dodgerchick]

really tough but gave it a shot

[MIJB#19]

Originally Posted by CU Tiger

Without a doubt the worst submission ever by me

With this one being baseball themed, I think last place isn't going to be yours.

[hoopsguy]

As of now, I'm planning on running totals late Tuesday night. Would love to have some more entries before that time.

[MIJB#19]

He wants more entries, yo!

[Raiders Army]

Losing entry sent. Man, I should've juiced it up.

[hoopsguy]

Last call, will be doing the math in another hour or two.