Tiger and Afganistan

[panerd]

Most interesting and possibly racist but still interesting topics I have heard in quite some time. A co-worker of mine, who is very conservative (kind of Archie Bunker like) but not completely racist says that Tiger Woods and Obama are in an agreement among the ultra rich and that Tiger would "take one for the team" (not sure if this means for the billionaires or for black people) and cover up the escalation of war in Afghanistan.

Can't be true, but it really is a HUGE coincidence. And sometimes makes you wonder how the world really works. Washington, Wall Street, and corporations in a alliance to make tons of money and when a celebrity or athlete fits their marketing strategy they will let them join the ultra elite.

[DaddyTorgo]

LOL

[Karlifornia]

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[bigmike75]

I haven't posted here in years...That is neither interesting nor a coincidence. I just became dumber by reading that post. I award you and your coworker negative 1 billion points and may God have mercy on your soul....

[panerd]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

LOL

It's so stupid but also so interesting of how sinister the world would be if it were true. It would almost be too perfect and obvious.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Dear panerd,

I will like to solicit your help in a business preposition, which is by
nature very confidential and a Top Secret.

I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one worried and
apprehensive but I am assuring you not to worry, as all will be well at
the end of this endeavor.

I am Mr. Karlifornia and I am the General Manager of the African
Development Bank PLC and I and my partners have decided to seek your help
in transfer of a huge sum of money requiring maximum confidence .


THE PREPOSITION

A foreigner, Late Engineer Mark Otagaki who was an oil merchant and
contractor with the Federal Government of Nigeria until his death onboard
the ill fated Kenyan Airways bus {A310300}was our customer at the AFRICAN
DEVELOPMENT BANK and had a balance of US$32 .2million which the bank now
expects his next of kin to claim as the beneficiary.We have made valuable
efforts to get his people to no avail as he had no known relatives,due to
this development our management and our board of directors are making
arrangements for the funds to be declared unclaimed and subsequently paid
into the federal government purse and to avert this negative development
me and my colleagues have decided to look for a reputable person to act as
the next of kin to late Mr. Otagaki so that the funds will be released and
paid into your account and this is where you come in.

All documents to aid your claim will be provided by me and my colleagues
and for your help you will be getting a % of the total sum .

Please be assured that this transaction is risk free and we will need your
fax number and phone number for more communication.


Please reply soon. Send all sensitive information to [email protected]

I don't think its true but I think it is really interesting.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by bigmike75

I haven't posted here in years...That is neither interesting nor a coincidence. I just became dumber by reading that post. I award you and your coworker negative 1 billion points and may God have mercy on your soul....

Thanks Bigmike!

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by bigmike75

I haven't posted here in years...That is neither interesting nor a coincidence. I just became dumber by reading that post. I award you and your coworker negative 1 billion points and may God have mercy on your soul....

come back. we need you here!

[Eaglesfan27]

The scary thing is I'm sure some people believe this.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

The scary thing is I'm sure some people believe this.

cue MBBF

[bigmike75]

It's insane how long I've lurked on this forum...Probably should try to actually contribute something..

OOOPS DIDN'T MEAN TO THREADJACK THE AWESOMENESS

[JPhillips]

So were the White House party crashers plan B in case the Tiger thing fell apart?

[k0ruptr]

I thought it was interesting and funny and a great conspiracy theory.

thanks panerd. I enjoyed your post.

[panerd]

Originally Posted by JPhillips

So were the White House party crashers plan B in case the Tiger thing fell apart?

That's pretty good I will definitely stop him in the hall on Monday and throw that at him. He will go nuts!

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by JPhillips

So were the White House party crashers plan B in case the Tiger thing fell apart?

Backasswards alert.

The party crashers were Plan A but since it became a chuckle, they had to go nuclear.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by bigmike75

I haven't posted here in years...That is neither interesting nor a coincidence. I just became dumber by reading that post. I award you and your coworker negative 1 billion points and may God have mercy on your soul....

SI

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by JPhillips

So were the White House party crashers plan B in case the Tiger thing fell apart?

(well, the first part about the news fairy under Jon Stewart's pillow)

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SI

[stevew]

I think 9/11 happened in order to cover for a rash amount of shark attacks that were happening in Virginia Beach in 2001.

Or something like that.

[CamEdwards]

The shark attacks were all just an attempt by Karl Rove to distract Americans from a stolen election.

It's a complicated story, but it all goes back to Millard Fillmore and the Catholic Church... trust me.

[JPhillips]

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

The shark attacks were all just an attempt by Karl Rove to distract Americans from a stolen election.

It's a complicated story, but it all goes back to Millard Fillmore and the Catholic Church... trust me.

To be fair, everything goes back to the Catholic Church.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by JPhillips

To be fair, everything goes back to the Catholic Church.

Yeah, even the Anglicans! (hey-oh!)

SI

[RainMaker]

Obama's speech interrupted the annual Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

COINCIDENCE??!??!

Mayor Says "Muslim" Obama Blocked Charlie Brown - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

[Swaggs]

This totally explains the Mel Gibson DUI and tirade a few years back...

[sterlingice]

Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adults. Milhouse?
Milhouse: {steps up to blackboard} Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people --
Bart: Thank you.
Milhouse: -- under the supervision of the reverse vampires --
Lisa: {sighs}
Milhouse: -- are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. {sotto voce} we're through the looking glass, here, people...

SI

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Obama's speech interrupted the annual Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

COINCIDENCE??!??!

Mayor Says "Muslim" Obama Blocked Charlie Brown - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

Backwoods Tennessee? Why am I not surprised?

SI

[thesloppy]

[sabotai]

I love Chick Tracks!

[Young Drachma]

If MFs were really as organized as conspiracy theorists thought behind the scenes and could come together to coordinate shit that well, all the time, world peace would be inevitable, just because of how lucrative it could be.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

I have it on good authority that the whole "Obama Presidency" is simply one large coverup to keep REAL Americans occupied while they work on the real thing we should be worried about. If I told you what it was, it would make the abolishment of the 2nd Amendment seem like gopher piss in the ocean.

[Dutch]

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

gopher piss in the ocean.

Gopher piss in the ocean?

SI

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

Gopher piss in the ocean?

SI

Makes as much sense as an Obama/Woods conspiracy to move the war to page 2.

[duckman]

[Big Fo]

Very impressive that the Amazon logo looks like an arrow pointed towards the woman's breasts. Nice work.

[M GO BLUE!!!]

Let Brown work for you.

[panerd]

Three things...

1) That model is an internet model named "Christina Model"
2) She is like 16 in that picture
3) Knowing this, I still enjoy looking at it.

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by stevew

I think 9/11 happened in order to cover for a rash amount of shark attacks that were happening in Virginia Beach in 2001.

Or something like that.

No 9/11 happened to soften the blow of Tiger Wood's affair...

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Obama's speech interrupted the annual Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

COINCIDENCE??!??!

Mayor Says "Muslim" Obama Blocked Charlie Brown - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

Wow that guy is a fucking idiot.

[sabotai]

Originally Posted by RainMaker

Obama's speech interrupted the annual Charlie Brown Christmas Special.

COINCIDENCE??!??!

Mayor Says "Muslim" Obama Blocked Charlie Brown - Political Hotsheet - CBS News

What really stuck out to me was.

Added Wiseman: "you know, our forefathers had it written in the original Constitution that ONLY property owners could vote, if that has stayed in there, things would be different........"

I wonder if that's getting any attention by the local media there.

[Autumn]

Originally Posted by panerd

Three things...

1) That model is an internet model named "Christina Model"
2) She is like 16 in that picture
3) Knowing this, I still enjoy looking at it.

That's what they want you to think!