email fodder passing it along

[Senator]

HER DIARY

Sunday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a
bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought
he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we
could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.

I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to
do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love
you,too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do
with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided! to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed and to
my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that
he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him
with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.

I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone
else.

My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

Today the Cowboys lost, but at least I got laid.

[Coffee Warlord]

Nice one.

(Insert mandatory rip on Cowboys here)

[JeeberD]

Where did you find my girlfriend's diary? :o

[KevinNU7]

I laughed, I cried, I forwarded