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PING: Alyssa
I fully intended to call you after the other night, but things have been kinda crazy here at work and at home lately. I'm glad you liked it when I spanked you. I just hope I wasn't too rough - I took your screams for those of pleasure. Thank you for the compliments afterward, I take pride in pleasing my women. I was wondering however, was it more my cockiness, or my funniness that finally sealed the deal for you after talking with me at that club? Or perhaps a finely balanced combination of the two? You are a dirty little girl. Keep in touch!
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08-21-2003, 12:57 PM | #2 |
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About that, I was really drunk, and since you couldn't tell, I am a man. How could you miss my incredible large throbbing manhood towering 2 inches from my pelvis. My mom said it is average.
Your spanking style is splendid, I wish I was a little school boy and your were my principal.
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08-21-2003, 01:00 PM | #3 |
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SHould'nt this say Ping:Alan??
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08-21-2003, 01:02 PM | #4 |
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*walking in dressed as a principal*
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08-21-2003, 01:04 PM | #5 | |
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08-21-2003, 01:47 PM | #6 |
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Like a boy scout, I am always prepared.
Which reminds me, I need to pick up my boy scout outfit up from the dry cleaners. That sure got dirty last time I used it.
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08-21-2003, 02:02 PM | #7 |
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How many times do I have to say I am sorry. It would be impossible for anyone to predict how the donkey would act and lord knows we would have never guessed it would have did what it did. Luckly, I found my watch a week later, but it had me worried for quite some time.
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08-21-2003, 02:05 PM | #8 |
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Too bad I am still missing my tamborine.
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08-21-2003, 02:12 PM | #9 |
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this thread should be "sticky"-ed
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08-21-2003, 02:18 PM | #10 | |
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08-21-2003, 02:28 PM | #11 | |
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MMMmmmm, chili....
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08-21-2003, 02:37 PM | #12 | |
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08-21-2003, 02:38 PM | #13 |
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Could we all just stick to Jif peanut butter and aggresive dogs please. You guy have some weird fetishes.
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08-21-2003, 02:39 PM | #14 |
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Your chili was delicous. The way you rolled the kidney beans across your lips drove me wild. Sorry about the gas I had when you were spanking me. I would tense up and it would just slip out. That wet one came from no where. Kind of embarrassing. I never knew my body didn't digest plastics though. So it was a learning experience.
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08-21-2003, 02:41 PM | #15 |
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I love The Afoci.
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08-21-2003, 02:43 PM | #16 | |
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08-21-2003, 02:44 PM | #17 | |
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I know what you look like kid, you don't want any of this.
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08-21-2003, 03:36 PM | #18 |
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In the Wake of the short lived thread that was closed, here is my best one.
This one time I was with a 60 year old lady. Well, not really with her, but she wasn't wearing panties and a short skirt so I just snuck up behind her picked her lips off the ground and just went to town. I was in and out before she knew what happened. At least I tell myself that to keep up myself esteem.
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08-21-2003, 03:38 PM | #19 |
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Yeah, I'm not sure what happened with that other one.
Was it too cocky? Or maybe just not funny? That delicate balance is quite elusive and most difficult to achieve.
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08-21-2003, 03:42 PM | #20 | |
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Sorry to say, but it just flat out sucked ass.
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08-21-2003, 03:43 PM | #21 | |
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He was tossing someones salad?
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08-21-2003, 03:45 PM | #22 |
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Yes. Skirts up, The Afoci.
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08-21-2003, 03:48 PM | #23 | |
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If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that. On a serious note, I have noticed that a majority of my posts have to do with sex with animals or men. Does this make me more or less beautiful to 14 year old Mongolian Monks.
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08-21-2003, 04:02 PM | #24 |
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this thread is wrong on some many levels....
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08-21-2003, 04:13 PM | #25 |
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Sheesh. simperless, this is your last warning.
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