Friday afternoon rant: What Good Are They? (blondes)

[Buccaneer]

I have an office window that looks down three levels to a street. It has always been a source of daily entertainment to watch some of the morons parallel park but that's not my rant. I just watched a blonde in a hot red car. She's the type that has hair twice as big as her head, fashionable eyewear and wearing a tight red business mini-dress (hey, it matched the color of the color or other way around?). She walks up to the parking meter and for FIVE MINUTES, kept looking at it like it was some alien object. It's one of those digital kinds where you put money in on one side. She kept looking on both sides trying to figure out its purpose, she then shrugged and walked away. Question. What good are blonde women? They make ugly porn stars, they cannot function in civilized society and given any simple tasks, they just shrug and walk away?

[Schmidty]

Thw most wonderful, beautiful, intelligent, compassionate, and giving woman in the world is a blonde. Wish I had her back.

[FBPro]

Probably a good thing my wife never reads these(natural blonde), or I wouldn't wanna be you. Come to think of it I don't anyway but seemed like a good response.

[cuervo72]

So let's see...you don't like blondes, and you don't like redheads....just brunettes (like Mrs. Sehorn)?

[QuikSand]

Originally posted by cuervo72
(like Mrs. Sehorn)?

Too bony, I reckon.

[Fritz]

Originally posted by QuikSand
Too bony, I reckon.

that is why you need to filet her!

[cuervo72]

Bucc's choice, not mine.

If fileted (how do you spell that?), is that breaded and deep fried, broiled, or grilled?

[Buccaneer]

Originally posted by cuervo72
So let's see...you don't like blondes, and you don't like redheads....just brunettes (like Mrs. Sehorn)?

Yes, plus my wife (and perhaps Ms. Bertanelli too).