01-29-2009, 04:17 PM | #1 | ||
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I Have Been Shaved
Fritz came over with a medical shaving kit and put on some slow music and poured wine coolers and let's just say that it didn't hurt when the duct tape finally came off.
Thanks for glistening.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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01-29-2009, 04:21 PM | #2 |
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Who did the shaving, Bartles or Jaymes?
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01-29-2009, 04:25 PM | #3 |
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The male prostitute chained in my basement wearing nothing but a strategically placed apple approves of this thread.
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01-29-2009, 04:26 PM | #4 |
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at first i thought the "i have been saved" thread got truncated, and all the posts that would have been lost (like CraigSca's 250 posts or Tarcone's 1 post)
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01-29-2009, 04:27 PM | #5 |
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Dating Jennifer Aniston, are you?
FOXNews.com - Jen Aniston Says She Has One Relationship Deal-Breaker - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment |
01-29-2009, 04:45 PM | #6 |
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Do you have scientific evidence for Fritz' existence? Your face might be clean and you might feel all peaceful inside, but I won't believe Fritz exists unless you have scientific proof he does.
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01-29-2009, 04:51 PM | #7 |
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"How to Shave a Wife" by the Fray
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01-29-2009, 05:00 PM | #8 |
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Does it have to be your own wife? or will anyone's wife do? I'm also on the bandwagon of those who doubt Fritz's true existence. I believe him to be a mythological creature dreamed up in subby's vile and sad little subconscious mind |
01-29-2009, 05:05 PM | #9 |
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I lost the pool. My money was on " I Have Been Enslaved".
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01-29-2009, 05:07 PM | #10 |
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You can't enslave the willing. |
01-29-2009, 05:08 PM | #11 |
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I'd just like to make it known that, after a long time of using disposable razors and various other brands, I have accepted a the gillette mach 3 as my razor of choice.
Take my word for it, use a mach 3 or you're damned. I'll be sending a mach 3 to all your houses anyhow, so you can all see how much of a smoother shaving experience it will give you.
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01-29-2009, 05:12 PM | #12 | |
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01-29-2009, 05:17 PM | #13 |
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You know what, don't act like since you've shaved you're better than the rest of us that don't shave. So stop with this smoother-than-thou-art bullshit.
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01-29-2009, 05:19 PM | #14 | |
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01-29-2009, 05:48 PM | #15 |
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Is there actual proof that you have been shaved? Either way, if it makes you happy, then cool.
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01-29-2009, 05:51 PM | #16 |
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What are you talking about? Back hair is a relationship deal breaker for me too!
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01-29-2009, 05:59 PM | #17 | |
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All the proof I need is the silky, smooth skin on my face.
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01-29-2009, 05:59 PM | #18 | |
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Pfft. Far too picky there, Shallow Hal.
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01-29-2009, 06:02 PM | #19 |
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01-29-2009, 06:13 PM | #20 | |
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01-29-2009, 07:09 PM | #21 |
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I understand, but, I don't think everyone wants silky, smooth skin force fed to their faces.
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glad to know you're a hairy fucking retard.
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01-29-2009, 08:09 PM | #23 |
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You really don't want to piss off a drunk Chewbacca do you?
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01-29-2009, 08:30 PM | #24 |
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If anyone other than Subby had made this thread, they would have been destroyed.
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01-29-2009, 09:03 PM | #25 |
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01-30-2009, 02:17 PM | #28 |
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04-30-2009, 09:47 PM | #29 |
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so I take these pills subby has laying around and start to shave him, then the world goes black.
I wake up in a pit with nothing on and nothing else in the pit but a lunchlady hair net and a bottle of wasabi mustard. a day passes and I don't hear or see anything. I am going out of my mind with boredom. Want to know how many ways you can stick a wasabi mustard bottle in your corn hole? I can tell you. 7. NOT 8. Anyhow, one morning Micky Mouse appears at the top of the pit. Not the cartoon Mickey, but a guy in Mickey suit - except he is wearing subbys shoes. the rest is too horrible to repeat...
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04-30-2009, 10:18 PM | #30 |
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Is Chewbacca feeling up Leia? Cuz that's not gonna fly with Han Solo. |
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Well, Han was frozen for a couple of years, so Leia got pinch hitter while he was gone.
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