IWS #160:The Glitter Sparkle Edition.

stevew · 04-23-2009, 04:26 PM

After a mathematical error was resolved, stevew was crowned champion on 159. And I now present to you IWS #160, The Glitter Sparkle Edition.

The Rules

The rules are the same as previous FOFC “I’m With Stupid" Contests, as set forth by the game’s widely revered and most truly beloved founding fathers.

The object of this contest is to answer the questions posted, and to provide the most common answer among those submitted. For each question, your score will be equal to the number of people who submitted that response. Your score for the contest will be the product of your individual question scores. Yes, that means they will be multiplied together, not added. Highest score wins.

No collaborating in any way. No posting your answers to this board, nor sharing them by e-mail or in any other way with other potential contestants.

All determinations of "matches" and anything else requiring judgment fall to that of the sole administrator of this round of the game. You can reduce the need for doubt and judgment by properly spelling your submissions, being clear, and that sort of thing. My decisions are final and inarguable. Whining or otherwise making a nuisance of yourself gives me license to reduce your score to zero, and make fun of you and/or your loved ones in public.

Any references that are unclear to you, due to language or geography, should be understood to be authored from the perspective of an English-speaking American. However...

Your answers do not necessarily have to be correct in order to score points. If I ask "What is the best Mexican Fast Food joint" and you and four other people responded "Chipotle" you each get five points, period, even if it is not technically a correct answer.

When it comes to scoring the answers, I am judge, jury, and executioner. Get your crying done in another thread, because I will not listen to it!

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The Hall of Heroes

Ahbrady - IWS#15, IWS#41, IWS#85, IWS#100
Airhog - IWS#1
Albionmoonlight - IWS#30, IWS#50, IWS#101, IWS#127, IWS#146
Anxiety - IWS#49, IWS #149
Archer219 - IWS#18, IWS#100
Arctus – IWS#135
Ardent Enthusiast - IWS#6
Atatange1 - IWS#79
Barkeep49 - IWS#62, IWS#100, IWS#117
bbor - IWS#23, IWS#26
Bearcat729 - IWS#82, IWS#93
BishopMVP - IWS#36
Blade - IWS#13
BrianD - IWS#106
Bryce - IWS#40, IWS#53
Buccaneer - IWS#47
Butter_of_69 - IWS#128, IWS#144, IWS#158
Bsak16 - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#17
cartman - IWS#48, IWS#100
Celeval - IWSE146
Chief Rum - IWS#45, IWS#56, IWS#95
Cornhuskerly - IWS#46
Crim - IWS#57
Cringer - IWS#155, IWS#158
Cthomer5000 - IWS#54, IWS#75
CU Tiger - IWS#152
Cuervo72 - IWS#27, IWS#38
Dangarion – IWS#100, IWS#122
Danny - IWS#54
Desert Dweller - IWS#6
Desnudo - IWS#88, IWS #120, IWS #137
Digamma - IWS#14, IWS#92
DukeRulesMAB - IWS#76
Dutch - IWS#90
EagleFan - IWS#41
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn- IWS#126
Frozenrope - IWS#86
George W Bush- IWS#80, IWS#84
Glengoyne - IWS#71
gold101 - IWS#63
GoSeahawks - IWS#64 IWS#131
gstelmack - IWS#116
Hammer755 - IWS#38
HeavyReign - IWS#23
Henry296 - IWS#12
Honolulu_Blue - IWS #129, IWS #144
HornedFrogPurple - IWS#10
JeeberD - IWS#44, IWS#52, IWS#61, IWS#87, IWS#91, IWS#110, IWS#138, IWS #141
Jesse Ewiak – IWS#100
Joe Canadian - IWS#29
John Lynch - IWS#10
Karlifornia - IWS#81, IWS#97, IWS#99, IWS#124, IWS#134, IWS#158
kingfc22- IWS#75, IWS#123, IWS#140, IWS#151
kurtism - IWS#79
KWhit - IWS#142, IWS#147, IWS#150
lighhousekeeper - IWS#125
lurker - IWS#158
Logan – IWS#100
Maple Leafs - IWS#34, IWS#84, IWS#94, IWS#113, IWS#118, IWS#139
Marmel - IWS#8
Masked - IWS#22, IWS#30, IWS#31, IWS#33, IWS#100
MattJones4Heisman - IWS#157
mauboy1 - IWS#77
MIJB#19 - IWS#59, IWS#69, IWS#117
Msf518 - IWS#11, IWS#15, IWS#35, IWS#39, IWS#100
Neuqua - IWS#19
NoMyths - IWS#46
Noop - IWS#46
Nothingman - IWS#6, IWS#45
ntndeacon - IWS#81
Oliegirl - IWS#72, IWS#81
PackerFanatic - IWS#130
Panerd - IWS#3, IWS#84, IWS#89, IWS#107, IWS#120, IWS#133
PineTar - IWS#108
Pjstp20 - IWS#42
Primelord - IWS#11
Pyser - IWS#85
QuikSand - IWS#9, IWS#16, IWS#18, IWS#24, IWS#32, IWS#58, IWS#66, IWS#70, IWS#73, IWS#78, IWS#83, IWS#93, IWS#100, IWS#103, IWS#111, IWS#132, IWS #156
Qwikshot - IWS#5
Radii – IWS#100, IWS#106
Raiders Army - IWS #154
Ramzavail - IWS#53
Raven Hawk - IWS#68 IWS#96
RendeR - IWS#6
RGunner - IWS#121
rkmsuf - IWS#145
RonnieDobbs - IWS#37
RPI-Fan - IWS#9
sabotai - IWS#143
Samdari - IWS#21
ScottVib - IWS#9
Solecismic - IWS#83
spleen1015 - IWS#98
SplitPersonality1 - IWS#4, IWS#104
Sterlingice - IWS#28, IWS#31, IWS#35, IWS#51
stevew- IWS#159
Subby - IWS#107, IWS#110, IWS#112
Sublime 2 - IWS#25, IWS#134, IWS#148
Suicane75 - IWS#109
Swaggs - IWS#2, IWS#35
Tasan - IWS#65
TazFTW - IWS#153
ThunderingHERD - IWS#114, IWS#119, IWS#122
Timmae - IWS #115
Tredwel - IWS#6, IWS#9, IWS#20, IWS#43, IWS#67, IWS#84
TRO - IWS#7, IWS#9, IWS#12, IWS#85, IWS#102, IWS#109
tucker342 - IWS#60
Vince - IWS#37, IWS#46, IWS#62
Wbatl1 – IWS#105, IWS #136
Whar - IWS#75
Wheels - IWS#55
WSUCougar – IWS#105
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And the Questions are

1. Name a college fanbase that has an overabundance of obnoxious fanboys.
2. If your most recent boss took the Wonderlic test, what would his/her score be?
3. At what age did you finally realize that you weren't going to be a professional athlete?
4. Name a movie from the last 5 or so years that was so awful that Jason Statham wouldn't even agree to be in it.
5. Say you're backstage at a Full House reunion special. Which member of the cast are you attempting to sleep with.
6. Name an NFL team that should follow the Jaguars lead and also add glitter sparkles to their helmets?

Please forward all responses by Wednesday April 29th around 11pm.

MikeVic · 04-23-2009, 04:35 PM

Oh oh, iws corrections!

snet.

Karlifornia · 04-23-2009, 04:36 PM

I sended mine

Abe Sargent · 04-23-2009, 04:52 PM

Snet. I am not winning this one with my answer to one of these.

gstelmack · 04-23-2009, 05:06 PM

Fantastic questions. Can't wait to see the spread of answers.

path12 · 04-23-2009, 05:28 PM

spent.

JeeberD · 04-23-2009, 06:02 PM

Scented

ColtCrazy · 04-23-2009, 07:05 PM

I'm all in.

stevew · 04-24-2009, 01:22 AM

Already have 14, would like to get around 30.

flere-imsaho · 04-24-2009, 09:18 AM

So glad this is back! Sending in a moment.

Lorena · 04-24-2009, 09:57 AM

DanGarion · 04-24-2009, 11:35 AM

Wow, this is going to be bad.

Lathum · 04-24-2009, 12:16 PM

sent.

this one could be all over the place

Logan · 04-24-2009, 08:38 PM

These questions are infinitely better than whatever I would've came up with.

stevew · 04-28-2009, 01:17 AM

bumpage. You have tuesday and wednesday to submit answers. I will begin totabulate the results when I get home on Wednesday night, and hopefully post results by friday.

Have around 24, would like to get at least 30.

panerd · 04-28-2009, 07:43 PM

stevew · 04-29-2009, 02:53 AM

Last call.

Greyroofoo · 04-29-2009, 02:50 PM

Last place finisher sent.

stevew · 04-29-2009, 07:36 PM

Anyone have a pre formulated spreadsheet? I'm not functional in excel at all

04-23-2009, 04:35 PM	#2
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Oh oh, iws corrections! snet.

04-23-2009, 04:36 PM	#3
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I sended mine __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

04-23-2009, 04:52 PM	#4
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Snet. I am not winning this one with my answer to one of these. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-23-2009, 05:06 PM	#5
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	Fantastic questions. Can't wait to see the spread of answers. __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

04-23-2009, 05:28 PM	#6
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	spent. __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

04-23-2009, 06:02 PM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Scented __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2009, 07:05 PM	#8
ColtCrazy College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Midwest	I'm all in.

04-24-2009, 01:22 AM	#9
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Already have 14, would like to get around 30.

04-24-2009, 09:18 AM	#10
flere-imsaho Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Chicagoland	So glad this is back! Sending in a moment.

04-24-2009, 09:57 AM	#11
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dun

04-28-2009, 07:43 PM	#16
panerd Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: St. Louis	snet

04-24-2009, 11:35 AM	#12
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	Wow, this is going to be bad. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

04-24-2009, 12:16 PM	#13
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	sent. this one could be all over the place

04-24-2009, 08:38 PM	#14
Logan Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: NYC	These questions are infinitely better than whatever I would've came up with.

04-28-2009, 01:17 AM	#15
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	bumpage. You have tuesday and wednesday to submit answers. I will begin totabulate the results when I get home on Wednesday night, and hopefully post results by friday. Have around 24, would like to get at least 30.

04-29-2009, 02:53 AM	#17
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Last call.

04-29-2009, 02:50 PM	#18
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Last place finisher sent.

04-29-2009, 07:36 PM	#19
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Anyone have a pre formulated spreadsheet? I'm not functional in excel at all

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