The "Punch in the Face" List.

[Cringer]

This giant fat bitch who is some poor kid's mother in the youth soccer league. She has already been warned for being to mean to the kids and today it was just parent vs. parent games for fun and she didn't say anything when my team kicked her husband's team all over the field, but when they went and grabbed better players and managed a 3-2 win the next time she was going crazy....like she just won the Superbowl or World Series. Dumb fat whore. I want to punch her very badly.

[General Mike]

Originally Posted by Oilers9911

Is there anyone, whom the very sight of, or the sound of their voice, or for no good reason whatsoever, that you just want to walk up and smash them right in the grill? Right now, strangely enough mine is Andy from Ghost Hunters/Ghost Hunters International. Seems like a good guy but for some reason I just want to strangle him.

Your lists?

Goddamnit, I thought I came up with this concept months ago.

1. Scott Schoenweis
2. Aaron Heilman
3. Omar Minaya
4. Billy Wagner
5. Billy Mays

[DaddyTorgo]

Michelle

[Mustang]

Any person in the crowds that when the camera turns to them, they scream #1!!!! even though their team may be 1-8 on the season and currently down by 60.

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by RendeR

Lathum, I like you, but if you ever post something like this again I swear to god i will filet you, I will make your entrails into extrails....PAIN...lots and LOTS of pain.....

Okay Wat.

BTW, my Chinese roommate now loves that movie as much as I do after seeing it for the first time last night.

[Lorena]

People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

[Buccaneer]

Originally Posted by Lorena

People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

Ahh I didn't know that. People need to be really careful when they jog on the street. I saw this lady jogging and if some idiot driver wasn't careful that lady could have been toast.

[Buccaneer]

Originally Posted by Lorena

Ahh I didn't know that. People need to be really careful when they jog on the street. I saw this lady jogging and if some idiot driver wasn't careful that lady could have been toast.

That certainly is true, much like bike riders who do not follow the rules of the road.

[Buccaneer]

Lorena, I just found this since I was curious as to the what the term was instead of "bounce" (it simply is shock absorbtion).

Jogging Tips: What’s The Best Terrain To Run On? | The Diet Channel

[path12]

Originally Posted by General Mike

Goddamnit, I thought I came up with this concept months ago.

1. Scott Schoenweis
2. Aaron Heilman
3. Omar Minaya
4. Billy Wagner
5. Billy Mays

You should have Oilers9911 on your list then.

[azjoe_02]

Keith Olbermann - he could fall off the face of the earth tomorrow and it wouldn't be soon enough.

[molson]

College students who "backpack across Europe" and then think they're smart about the world.

[Mustang]

Originally Posted by molson

College students who "backpack across Europe" and then think they're smart about the world.

Ohhh.. we turn this into a behavior punch in the face list?

If so -

1. People that chew with their mouths open
2. People that snap their gum
3. Otherwise healthy people that take an elevator down 1 level
4. People that come into an elevator and tell you what floor to push (What am I, you're f'n doorman?)
5. People that take a cart full of crap to the self checkout line and then take 15 minutes to check out.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

At least you guys have sidewalks in Colorado. We never had this problem in Lawrence, but Richmond has absolutely no sidewalks

Oh, and idiots who ride their bikes on busy roads definitely need to be on the list.

SI

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Mustang

5. People that take a cart full of crap to the self checkout line and then take 15 minutes to check out.

Oh hell yeah!

SI

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Izulde

Okay Wat.

BTW, my Chinese roommate now loves that movie as much as I do after seeing it for the first time last night.

what are you talking about? It was a clip from The Nanny

[EagleFan]

Bill Maher - asshole to the highest degree who thinks he is smarter than he actually is

Rosie O'Donnell - enough said

TO - get over yourself

Barbara Streisand - get over yourself and shut the hell up

Bono - people pay you to sing, not talk

Don Henley - see Bono

Disney executives - Stop, just stop!!!

Bandwagon Cowboys fans (fans who have no tie in to Dallas what-so-ever but jumped on the bandwagon as a way they can make themselves stand out and get attention because they have such a low opinion of themselves) - I hope your family isn't like that or they will stop supporting you as soon as they find a more stable person ***these fans are why there is such a hatred for the Cowboys by Eagles fans (and probably other fans feel the same way as well)

Billy Mays - Get off my television and stop yelling at me telling me to buy some piece of shit product

[Karlifornia]

Anyone who says the word "bitchin"

I cringe just typing it.

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by PineTar

Vince the shamWOW! spokesperson

hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahah...Oh, my. That guy..is awesome.

[Izulde]

Originally Posted by Lathum

what are you talking about? It was a clip from The Nanny

It was in A Knight's Tale too.

[JediKooter]

Steve Smith from the Panthers (he just has a punchable face)
Any Lohan
Whoever it was that thought showing poker on tv was a good idea
Whoever it was who decided to cancel the original Battlestar Galactica back in 1979
ESPN for showing dog shows
Billy Mays (something tells me his emails are in all caps)
Myself for sometimes making an ass of myself on some internet forum
Any fan of a sports team who tells other fans that they are stupid for being fans of a different team and think that it's some sort of put down
The Olympic officials who thought it was a good idea to drop baseball and softball from the summer olympics but keep syncronized swimming
Billionares/Millionares who have this 'need' to set some sort of H.G. Wells era world record
Hollywood for thinking that remaking classic older movies and 70s tv shows into movies is a great idea
Angelina Jolie for not just adopting the whole continent of Africa already
People who call child birth a miracle (if it's happened over 6 billion times, not a miracle!)
George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for waiting so long to make more Indiana Jones movies

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Myself for sometimes making an ass of myself on some internet forum
Any fan of a sports team who tells other fans that they are stupid for being fans of a different team and think that it's some sort of put down.

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

Haha!

[DanGarion]

The idiot that rubbed their white car into our new car after only 8 days of ownership!

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by DanGarion

The idiot that rubbed their white car into our new car after only 8 days of ownership!

Ugh, that sucks.
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People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

[Lorena]

Originally Posted by Lorena

People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

Originally Posted by Lorena

People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

Oops, I guess I already listed this type of person... it's worth mentioning again though.

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints.

Getting hit by a car can put a lot of stress on the joints.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Karlifornia

Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.

haha

that was bitchin!

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Lorena

Ugh, that sucks.
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People who leave their carts in the middle of an aisle at the grocery store.

It's not that bad of a rub, I can repair it with some elbow grease and the right compound, it's just frustrating.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Izulde

It was in A Knight's Tale too.

OK, I just watched the whole clip from post 73, what the hell are you talking about?

[Lorena]

People who leave their shopping carts loose in the parking lot on a windy day.

It's pretty windy today and when I finished grocery shopping, I saw this grocery cart going right at my car and it hit the bumper. When I drove off, I noticed this car had two grocery carts that hit it, one on the bumper and one on the driver side.

Inconsiderate bastards.

[cartman]

The guy in the Gillette hair products commercial.

[Sun Tzu]

Mizzou B-Ball Fan

j/k lollerskates!

[Ronnie Dobbs2]

Can we cross the ShamWow guy off now?

[DeToxRox]

People who change their Usernames. Fags.

[DataKing]

Sandra Bernhard
Whoever it was at FOX that decided to cancel Firefly
Rod Blagojevich
Holier-than-thou vegetarians

More to come.

[Galaril]

Laura Ingraham
Meghan Kelly
Hannity
Beck

[flere-imsaho]

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Douglas Feith, Paul Wolfowitz, Sean Hannity

[ColtCrazy]

My wife is the people person, I am not. I can honestly say most of the people I know deserve one.

Most of the parents of kids I teach for being idiots and not spending enough time working with their kids.

I'd add my obnoxious neighbor. His wife is my wife's best friend. He is never home and is constantly doing whatever he can to make a buck (not because he has to because if he stays at home it might require him to act like a parent) His kid is constantly running away from them when they go anywhere and is openly defiant to them when they ask him to do something (and he's 4). I totally see now how problems get developed from the time they get into my 5th grade class. This kid will be a monster because he's already there.

End of soap box.

So, the rest of my list includes:

celebrities who are only celebrities because the parents are rich or they made a sex tape (double punch if both apply)

Obnoxious sports fans who only respond to team discussions through useless cursing and inane arguments

parents that take elementary sports WAY to seriously.

cocky athletes that think they are above the team

special shout to Marshall Faulk for being a grade A prick to a random seven year old (that asked very politely for an autograph) at a NFL Network televised Colts game once. He's SEVEN you overrated SOB.


seriously, I could go on all day.

[Oilers9911]

Originally Posted by Lorena

People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.

People that call runners "joggers".

[Big Fo]

Rafael Marquez, Rafa Benetiz, and groups of people who when riding bikes in the road and see a car coming split up instead of all going to the same side of the road.